the official dumbass question thread

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Yes that's right the OFFICIAL ( which means it will be on page 4 tommorow) thread.

I come on here and see repeat question, stupid ass " Holy crap i just at 500 calories and cheated" posts and the like.

So if you got a stupid ass question you should post it here so we can all enjoy in the stupidity and loserish man you portray.

Let the bashing begin.

[TheManofSteel]

I'll start out and SUPPORT The 'Official' thread...

Awhile back I remember some newbie asking what CHO was? and where he/she could get some...

[splice]

I'll start out and SUPPORT The 'Official' thread...

Awhile back I remember some newbie asking what CHO was? and where he/she could get some...

lol Nice i appreciate it.



Oh i like the ones about eating fruit and somehow they are bad for the diet.
Most people have never gotten fat by eating fruit but those darn calories do them in.

Keep em comming guys/girls.

[TexAss]

Help I ate a soy burger, will it give me gyno?



Maybe not dumbass, but ignorant at any rate...

[ChingChang]

"I just had a beer at dinner. Am I screwed?"


good thread.

[daYDreAmErX]

What to put in Cottage Cheese ?

How to eat my oats ?

[splice]

lol nice nice.

Oh no it's been 3 hours and 5 minutes since my last meal i am shrinking give me a break.

[Wemmick]

What's the deal with corn nuts? Is it corn or is it a nut?

[viciouselipse]

how do i lose 25 lb of fat by next week?

[Struct09]

Will eating this make me fat?

[splice]

Will carbs at night make me fat? No bitch but all those extra calories will.

[timeforsleeep]

does wearing a pink poloshirt and matching pink rubber wristband burn more calories? I was told that it increases my max curling weight by almost 50lbs, 75 more lbs. if I do them with the collar popped up.

[Dave P]

Im currently 305 lbs and alittle overweight. Im at 11% bodyfat and would like to cut down to 2%. The calipers didnt really fit around my belly so I know Im 11%. Im eating healthy, I take in 900 grams of protein per day and only 2 grams of fat since I dont want to gain any fat.

My question is can I eat egg yolks or will my head explode?

-edit-

Follw up question... I hate doing squats, its alright to just do the adductor/abductor machines to get the same effect right?

[Fred Flinstone]

i care more about the taste of my supplement rather than its effectiveness.

not really a question but the main theme of the supplement section

[h@rdc0re]

How can I lose weight without changing my diet and getting a gym membership << this one bugs the hell out of me !!

[Elijah_MB]

haha, "I wanna get big and ripped for the beach next week....what supps do I need to take?"

[Elijah_MB]

oh, and another..."I think my multi vit. is a bum....I just don't 'feel it' working...." <<this applies to fish oil, and anitox. as well

[2bbig]

How about the never ending egg threads.

[matthor]

is my ratio ok??

also

"here is my diet (just a list of foods - no macro values and no stats to work off) - will this work?"

[remifontaine]

Here is a serious question : does not sleeping enough hours make you lose muscle mass? These days I often sleep only 7 hours a day. I wonder if it's going to affect my muscles a lot.

[Elijah_MB]

"Ronnie Coleman isn't on steriods!!!....he just has great genetics"

[Jules Verne]

Anything that starts ‘is it OK to..’ or ‘I have heard’ or ‘I know eating carbs at night makes you fat, but is it OK to have a mint…’ blah, blah blah

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=844485


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=843482


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=842507

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=842959

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=843605

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=842075


I can’t go further… too boring, way to many BS threads…

[ChingChang]

Here is a serious question : does not sleeping enough hours make you lose muscle mass? These days I often sleep only 7 hours a day. I wonder if it's going to affect my muscles a lot.

Your muscles will turn into fat and you will die.

[Meyer]

I Curentle Do'nt Lift Becuz I Doent Want 2 Get Big.

Is Cardio 7x An Week Sufishant?

______________________
age:14
Weight:245
Bf:8% Tested By Doctor
Bench: 450
Deadlift: 650
Squat: 600

[Dom_88]

wat do i take 2 get my armz sw0le?

[kid.A]

LOL!! sw0le thats funny

[ben_j]

theres my diet

meal 1
1 piece whole wheat bread
1 protein shake

meal 2

vedgies and chiken breast

meal 3

1/2 cup oat + protein shake

meal 4

muscle milk + no explod

meal 5

1/2 can tuna on 1 piece ww bread

meal 6

protein shake


why i'm my not gaining weight ?
Im must be an ecto with super fast metabolism !

[PopeGregorius]

Them: Critique my diet.
Me: It contains no fruit or vegetables.
Them: But I drink wheat grass.

(There's one of these every day in the nutrition section).

[Saeco Pink]

"When do I take my protein shake?"
"I'm taking protein shakes 4 times a day, why am I still fat?"
"Is protein shake okay before my workout?"
"I don't have any milk, can I use water for my protein shake?"

I have seen these questions about 1,000 times already.

[splice]

Are protien shakes superior to food?

Yes dumbass drink them every meal, everyday and see how well you health will be lol.