How would you acquire pucci if you looked like this guy?

[outfoxxed]

[johnvee73]

sexual assault

[8pieces]

Depends on the logistics

[Hutrapper]

I'd try men

[ShatteredMind]

by paying for them

[DrugsToGetBig]

shave head and trenmaxx

[Redfish225]

Brown Bert, lmao!

[MyGhettoFantasy]

If he has a normal personality he needs to be realistic and keep trying.

He isn't hideous or freaky looking. Although that head would garner a second and third look.

If he has an incel personality or is otherwise weird it will take lots of money.

[friesbruh]

scouting out bars on halloween for the absolute drunkest bish in town is his only chance.

that or, since you said acquire puzzy, well you didnt specify if it could be animal puzzy so i guess he could buy like a pet monkey or something.

i realize most of yall arent this sick n twisted n will judge me but im just being logistical & answering op's question.

[LuigiMiami631]

I seen uglier guys pull women who are dirt poor. He just needs to say 'hi....would you like some head?"

[crupiea]

Grow out my hair and wear a hat. he needs one of those abe lincoln top hat things for all that had.

Looks like some new kind of sweet potato.

[SuperHercules]

It's like he's trying to make things worse with that haircut

[SirFapsAIot]

sexual assault

lmao'd

[InPhase]

By force.

[Godfrd824]

That's Ibby without the myspace angles.

[SirFapsAIot]

if he got a hair transplant that would help tremendously

[fuzzysoup]

that's what happens when you're skullmaxxing to often.

[ListenHereBruh]

Lambo, mclaren, ferrari maxxx

[CanuckGame]

May have to rope and hope for better genetics when i get reincarnated.

[ThickS0lidTight]

[FantaSeas]

his head would slide right in a poosay

[MrSchons]

I would be a railroad mogger, fraudulently obtain a council flat and get free shags if the logistics work out.

[Sal29]

Finding a blind prostitute that's also nose blind is the only possible way for him to get poosy.

[MajorTendonitis]

It's like he's trying to make things worse with that haircut

Lmao this ^^^
That guy couldn’t get laid if he won the power ball

[Redfish225]

Buddy needs a head reduction

[BerserkGrom]

with those ears he can probably hear everything in 1 mile radius

[Kiop]

by tricks
and magic

[Xtermin8fascist]

He should forget about getting pussy and devote himself to exterminating the bourgeoisie.

[outfoxxed]

his head would slide right in a poosay

No doubt when he was born, his mom pushed him out like a 90 lb white girl turd. No struggle, 30 seconds of labor. She was probably walking around like nothing happened right after. Doctor probably didn’t even tell her she can’t have sex for 5 weeks.

Pinhead just went straight out

[Lithre]

Niche within a Niche