Toilet blocked everytime I **** since I eat oats every day.

[TitusVI]

My ****s they are so big and they dont seem to get swallowed anymore by my small toilet hole. Honestly at this point i consider using a knife to cut it into smaller parts.

[blazenbb]

I read this guy's post and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfcker exactly how i eat my motherfcking steel cut oatz
i make a gigantic fcking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful
every morning i take a goodly portion of that fcking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fcking soymilk in the fcking bowl with the fcking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fcking while they heat up
i've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfcker and it is not yet time to eat
i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fcking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fcking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fcking bowl, and i grab my fcking naked banana and i layer it into that fcking bowl.
At this point i collapse onto the floor and fck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fcking stand my gorgeous fcking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fcking bowl, the whole fcking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fck it until my neighbors call the cops.

[multiplemiggs]

Can confirm. When I eat oats I take a grizzly bear sized chit.

[hoganrulz]

That feel when you reach back to wipe and your turd brushes against your hand and you chit a brick thinking someone has stuck there head up your toilet bowl

[TitusVI]

I read this guy's post and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfcker exactly how i eat my motherfcking steel cut oatz
i make a gigantic fcking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful
every morning i take a goodly portion of that fcking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fcking soymilk in the fcking bowl with the fcking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fcking while they heat up
i've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfcker and it is not yet time to eat
i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fcking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fcking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fcking bowl, and i grab my fcking naked banana and i layer it into that fcking bowl.
At this point i collapse onto the floor and fck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fcking stand my gorgeous fcking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fcking bowl, the whole fcking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fck it until my neighbors call the cops.

Man your post made me cry. I feel your love for oats. its hard to imagine how tasty they are. When I forgot a bowl of eats for 4 days I thought its gone bad but it even tasted better.

Can confirm. When I eat oats I take a grizzly bear sized chit.

The problem now its the 4th time in a row that my toilet is blocked. I dont even use toilet paper since i use a bidet in shower. Anyway what I now try is just let it be blocked and next time poop on top of it maybe that will help. Or maybe buy a new toilet a japanese one.

[Kiop]

thats Blacked
for the
toilet.

[Goodguy03]

where are the pics

[lightsarefallin]

plz see sig

[Sell2win]

That feel when you reach back to wipe and your turd brushes against your hand and you chit a brick thinking someone has stuck there head up your toilet bowl

That's the most disgusting thing I have read all year.