Looking for ideas for my next version of reality.
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12-07-2020, 07:06 PM #1
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12-07-2020, 07:14 PM #2
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12-07-2020, 07:15 PM #3
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12-07-2020, 08:12 PM #4
Jesus is up on the cross. He looks like he's about to die. Then suddenly, Jesus starts trembling. His arms start shaking. You can see the power rushing through his veins! He rips one arm off the cross. He rips the other arm off the cross. The Roman Centurions gasp in disbelief. They being to attack. The head Centurion punches Jesus in the face, but it has no effect. He tries again but no effect. Jesus is walking around in circles shaking his head and pumping his arms up and down. The Centurion tries one more punch but again it has no effect. Jesus shakes his head and points a finger directly in the Centurion's face. Centurion tries one more punch, but this time Jesus blocks it and unleashes a right hand of his own! Jesus whips the Centurion into the post. Centurion comes back only to run into Jesus's size 17 boot to the face! Jesus holds his hand up to his ear to listen to the capacity crowd! Jesus gets a short running start and drops the leg on the Centurion. The whole of Golgotha is going insane! They are chanting USA, USA, USA! Jesus starts flexing his guns for the fans! Fireworks are going off everywhere.
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12-08-2020, 01:10 AM #5'On many levels, mathematics itself operates as Whiteness. Who gets credit for doing and developing mathematics, who is capable in mathematics, and who is seen as part of the mathematical community is generally viewed as White' - Rochelle Gutierrez, Professor of Mathematics at the University of Illinois.
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12-08-2020, 01:23 AM #6
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12-08-2020, 01:28 AM #7
Instead of dying on the cross he was exposed as a fake natty.
“Steroids is now just a word that the lazy and ignorant use to describe any guy that has more muscle and dedication than them”– Mike O'Hearn
"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
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12-08-2020, 01:33 AM #8
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12-08-2020, 01:47 AM #9
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12-08-2020, 03:55 AM #10
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12-08-2020, 05:00 AM #11
he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so pages until the book just sort of ends
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12-08-2020, 05:03 AM #12
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12-08-2020, 07:37 AM #16
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party…. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…
Psych & handcuffs
Current reading: Vonnegut, Theodor Adorno
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12-08-2020, 07:41 AM #17
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12-08-2020, 07:48 AM #20
Imbecilic best friends Jesus and Judas stumble across a suitcase full of money left behind on Mary Magdalene's mule, who was on her way to the port. The pair decide to go to Bethlehem, to return the money, unaware that it is connected to a kidnapping. As Jesus and Judas -- who has fallen in love with Mary -- are pursued across the country by hired killers and police, they find both their friendship and their brains tested.
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12-08-2020, 07:50 AM #21
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12-08-2020, 08:52 AM #22
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12-08-2020, 09:00 AM #23
I would have Pilot refuse to let him be executed for no good reason, and then have a Roman scribe document a series of dialogues between Pilot and Jesus to flesh out what Jesus's beliefs actually were like instead of having them develop in the writings of Jesus's followers decades later.
I suspect it would end up having the Kingdom of Heaven being inside yourself or at hand to mean a psychological state of wellness, contentness with life, and moral uprightness as opposed to being a universe separate from the one we exist in that we might travel to after death.
We might see that "the meek shall inherit the Earth" did not mean the downtrodden will eventually win, but rather...like the wild horse coming under control, that the world around us is a good place to live if only we can conquer our inner struggles. So that we harness our desires and live in harmony with others.EX IGNORANTIA AD SAPIENTIAM
EX LUCE AD TENERBRAS
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12-08-2020, 09:53 AM #24
<At the last supper>
Jesus: Drink ye all of it; for this is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many unto remission of sins...
<Jesus turns to Judas>
Jesus: ...and what is your name, little jabroni?
Judas: My name is Ju—
Jesus: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!! KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!11!!
<Jesus ducks a clothesline from Judas and proceeds to give him the Rock Bottom. Then he takes Judas’ chalice, shines it up real nice, turns that sonbitch sideways, and sticks it straight up his candy ass.>
<Jesus then checks all the Roman guards into the Smackdown Hotel and finally arrives one-on-one with Pontius Pilate.>
Jesus: Hey ya stupid son of a b**ch! Stone Cold Jesus Christ’s time has come and I’m fixing to stomp a mud hole in your azz and walk it dry!
<Jesus gives the two finger salute to Pontius Pilate followed by a kick to the gut and the Stone Cold Stunner.>
Jesus: JESUS 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR AZZ!!
<11 Christweisers fly out of nowhere and Jesus catches all of them and starts pouring them down his gullet and crushing them on his bald head>
<Glass shatters in the background, God comes down on a Brahma bull-shaped cloud playing some f*kking metal and making the devil horns, and a beer-soaked Jesus exits left with Debra McMichael and Trish Stratus in each arm.>
Jesus: AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LIIIIIIINE CUZ JESUS CHRIST SAID SO!!
<Fade to black. The end.>
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12-08-2020, 10:12 AM #25
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12-08-2020, 11:52 AM #28
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12-08-2020, 11:53 AM #29
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12-08-2020, 11:56 AM #30
OP is the most butthurt atheist **** on this forum.
There's not a single thread where he doesn't feel the necessity to insert some garbage regarding his anti-religious views, no matter what the thread is originally about.
And now if that's not enough, he's creating extra threads.
Did a priest molest you or something? srs
Your hatred and obsession of religion, especially Christianity, is staggering.
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