Strip Clubs are the saddest place on Earth

[Nastradoomus]

definitely a low energy demonized house.

[TheIronAsylum]

paying for blue balls lulz

[Workout4ever]

strip clubs are pretty pathetic lol, went to one and saw absolutely no point in it... rather just use that time actually meeting/banging a new girl

[CrookedDink]

nothing better than going raw in a stripper and filling her with baby batter

[pwoL]

I always feel like I'm paying to sit right in front of a buffet where I only get to smell the food... havent been in years.

There's always such a weird vibe at strip clubs (on both sides). Dudes either hypnotized sitting at the stage or old fcuks creeping in the back where the lights dont shine. Skanks dancing around half sassed, just going through the motions, hating their job just like the rest of us (even at popular clubs where shiet is "lit fam").

(no Drake) but I always would think about where they went wrong in life... what was the turning point that led them to this lifestyle. What was their childhood like? Where are their fathers? what do/would they think about this? Not in a "I feel bad for them" way, but just genuinely curious. Then I start asking myself the same questions about myself and walk out with a semi boner and semi existential crisis. It's a great time if you're just getting yucky with the boys and want to see some strange tits/snatch though.

[TommyRO]

strip clubs are pretty pathetic lol, went to one and saw absolutely no point in it... rather just use that time actually meeting/banging a new girl

this, wouldnt waste money on that rubbish

[CXVII]

Legit feel bad for the chicks. They look you in the eye and I look back and am like wtf what happened to you you deserve so much better

Lmao

[HandsomeAryan]

Nah they're fun. And you guys really haven't banged any strippers?

[Baylorballs]

Best strip club i've ever been to was in.................

OKC. "brickhouse" district or something similar to that. Place was enormous, 2 stories with probably 35 strippers, 20 of them all 8/10 or better. Place was bad ass.

most in Houston, new orleans etc. are junk. Sad places indeed

[RobElite]

Don't know why you would ever go.

[Ryan94LOZ]

Never been to one. Like you said it seems kind of disgusting and weird. I'll check one out just for the experience though.

[HomerJThompson]

depends, some are frontal (just tits) and others are full frontal.

imo strip clubs are cool if u go with a group of friends and drink, but at the end of the day you're rly just paying to get blues balls
i will say though that some of the nices bodies ive seen from real women were at strip clubs.

for those who havent been to one, just go once for the experience

This, there is a reason it is called a strippers body.

[FuqurLs]

Been there thrice in my entire life. Went celebrating friends' farewells etc. Generally stupid as fuarrk, filled with thirsties who pay money for some random mediocre sloot to "pop her poosy" in their faces...nothanksjeff. At least the only thing I paid for was drinks on those occasions.

[alfaASfuk]

went once
-brb annoyed every 2minutes by entitled sloots wanting you to pay them
-expensive as fuk $50 for a 5minute lap dance where they drop a bunch of rules on you right after you pay. you basicly have to sit still like a robot
-all girls are fake, just for your money its a turnoff
-most dudes are old/fat/creepy/loner status
-brb catcall a girl and the bouncer will kick you out

id rather watch porn

[barbecueyeah]

[Clkflynn]

Don't strip clubs cost every hour you're in there...
FK dat

[Hagakure31]

I agree. I've been in my share of them but the one thing that got to me was seeing a girl in one that I knew from high school who wasn't popular.

still got a lap dance though.

[toodieselbro]

According to the comments of others in this thread, I guess it depends on where you go, type of person you are, and what you're into.

In my experience the strip club is more of a club then most clubs or its where you go when talking about going to a club...

I'm 25 now, between 17-21 is when I went the most. Bros would go there and turn up. You'd go for the music and bottles and the naked women was just a plus. I never reall was the type to want a lapdance. Just never saw the point in doing anything other than fcking. I've also smashed a couple strippers. No I never paid to fck. Actually dated a stripper once when I was 20.

I guess it depends again on where you go as far as the quality of women and the atmosphere. I'm from Miami and there are the ratchet ghetto clubs with hood chicks. Majority stripping because of a negative situation.

Then you go to places like King of Diamonds where the chicks are making 2-20k (yes $20,000) a night depending on what's going on. So most of them are there because why the fck wouldn't you strip if you can make that much.

In conclusion, depends.
My opinion, it's always a turn up session when I go.

[toodieselbro]

Don't strip clubs cost every hour you're in there...
FK dat

And no bro. You pay the fee to get in then you stay as long as u want.
You pay for drinks and dances but you could just pay to get in then sit the whole night. Don't have to get dances. Although you probably will be talked about for coming in and not paying for anything then start receiving negative looks and vibes from ppl in there lol

[Sizzurp007]

yes and no

NO:
-16 and sneak into one with your 2 best friends because teenager and boobs.
-Going out with a few bros for a bachelor party/friend just got out of a long term relationship type thing
-GOING WITH OTHER FEMALES = best time ever seriously. I've been to a strip club maybe 6 times total and the 3 times I went with some girls was amazing. the strippers come over and give you so much more attention and are making out with the girls and stuff. they can tell you are "normal" and not some creeper if you go with girls.

Yes:
-Sad old lonely man
-You're the regular on a wednesday night
-going alone
-Are the stripper herself

if you take it for what it is (paying for tits/attention from sloots) you can have fun with it, especially if you go with 6-8 people and some are girls. if you go expecting to get laid or think the sloot is actually into you...you're retarded. Don't think I'll be going to one anytime soon cuz its a massive waste of money I could save for retirement.

[Jestbrah]

I agree with OP.

Have been friends with a few strippers for a couple years and dated a cocktail waitress and frequently was around the crews from the clubs and they all are disgusted by the people that go there and want nothing to do with anyone who goes to strip clubs.

IDK why guys want to go play pretend and have a girl who wants nothing to do with them be all over them, to me it feels like its just one step away from rape, they dont want to be doing what they are doing to please you sexually they are just doing it for the money. Girls who do **** for money disgust me.
Misc talks **** about gold diggers yet they want gold diggers rubbing their boobs in their face?

[infinityplus1]

You're just a lame. Strip clubs are awesome

This

You sound like a ******* OP

[toodieselbro]

went once
-brb annoyed every 2minutes by entitled sloots wanting you to pay them
-expensive as fuk $50 for a 5minute lap dance where they drop a bunch of rules on you right after you pay. you basicly have to sit still like a robot
-all girls are fake, just for your money its a turnoff
-most dudes are old/fat/creepy/loner status
-brb catcall a girl and the bouncer will kick you out

id rather watch porn

- what do you expect lol the whole point of hem being there is trying to make money. Thats like going to a restaurant and the waiter keeps coming back to you asking if you're ready to order... thats part of their job brah

- price for dances always depends on the stripper and more importantly the type of club. If it's a high class or famous place then of course everything in general will be on the higher side. It's a business bro, strippers have to pay a percentage to the club at the end of the night too. And yes. It's places don't allow touching and chit. Growing up I used to go to a a couple hood ones and would finger them and chit lol all depends.

- most are fake, depending once again on type of club and status. Plus of course they will be. More attention, more money.

- type of "customers" depends on club.

- idk about getting kicked out for that unless you're being stupid

Basically bro most of the chit you're complaining about is common sense chit you should already know. Wtf do you expect?

[TheGattingBall]

Brothels > Strip clubs

Lmao at paying women to dance naked and not even getting to nut. Brb $50 to look at some boobies and then go home and jerk off.

Lmao at "land of the free" not legalising whores.

[MidnightSun]

You're just a lame. Strip clubs are awesome

[An0nym0us24]

Agreed. Spending big $ to look at bishes you can't even touch. Might as well watch porn

[Kev1972]

I go once or twice a month but I go big. Make it rain on them hoes. Then let your tall jacked alpha genes take over. Bitches will be fighting over you begging for your dick at the end of the night.

[Kev1972]

This... Paying for a few minutes of female attention/faux interest.... And then being proud about it... Smdh

Then why do so many rock stars and pro athletes go? These guys already have all the attention in the world.

It isn't about female attention. Most normal men can get that anywhere. It's about drinking and hanging out with your buds while some hot sloots rub their tits in your face. Its more about male bonding than anything. Its just a bonus when you go in the back room for the blowjob or anal or whatever else you want to pay extra for.

[Power_Strike92]

King of Diamonds is the ****. I suggest everyone go there at least once.

[JB05]

Strip clubs are GOAT

-get to see real life naked females for almost $0... seriously, just sit on stage and put out $1 every song and you're good. People tip like $80 on MFC to see similar chit on a webcam.. that's pathetic
-get up close for a $20-30 private dance, may even get to touch, and it's 100% legal
-experience talking to attractive females
-experience going out

It's basically clubbing for FAs

All the chadwicks ITT need to fuk off. If you can get sex with your looks then strip clubs aren't for you.