Strip Clubs are the saddest place on Earth

[straightrippin3]

Anyone agree or have any stories?

[tooKOOLforSKOOL]

You're just a lame. Strip clubs are awesome

[yochrisss]

Never been. Don't plan on going ever.

The ones near me I've heard are disgusting and ghetto

[MesoPeaks]

Anyone agree or have any stories?

True...People there have no real jobs. Just there to fuk around...No real path in life...

It's a pathetic place to stay in.

[straightrippin3]

You're just a lame. Strip clubs are awesome

20 dollars for a 3 minute dance? Usually foreign women who have no other skills. Explain what is awesome about that

[tooKOOLforSKOOL]

20 dollars for a 3 minute dance? Usually foreign women who have no other skills. Explain what is awesome about that

Getting wasted with your bros and looking at hot naked bitches. And spending a few bucks on a night out is not a big deal if you aren't tradie scum. Keep eating your McDoubles, poverty kid

[dbluevette]

There are two kinds of strip clubs.
Ghetto
High class

I prefer the latter.

[kkevinn6]

I LOL @ op. *******

[straightrippin3]

Getting wasted with your bros and looking at hot naked bitches. And spending a few bucks on a night out is not a big deal if you aren't tradie scum. Keep eating your McDoubles, poverty kid

I work at a financial institution boyo. lol tradies are the majority of strip club goers. Most of the girls are girls (the lights are so dark). paying for female attention is the lowest form of socialization

[batspoof]

Usually they are filled with tradie scum.

I know this will sound crazy, but strip clubs can actually be a good place to hook up. NOT with the strippers, but with female patrons who go in there looking for a guy take home and fuk for the night. Women know that strip clubs are full of men who obviously like looking at naked women, so there's no easier place to find dik.

[Shortstop36]

Went with friends when i was 18. It was cool cuz with friends, and we went there on a school night an hour away lol. However if you get hole, then it's pretty comical paying 20 dollars for a lap dance.


But yes i agree OP, a bunch of dudes there paying for female attention because they can't get any ( in most cases ), and girls throwing away pride for ones.

[WhoaBro21]

Legit feel bad for the chicks. They look you in the eye and I look back and am like wtf what happened to you you deserve so much better

[Muzzlrpress]

It's the only way a lot of those guys are going to see a naked woman up close.

[iamxclusive]

depends on the club..

when i was younger we would frequent this trashy strip club run by the hells angels called the pink poodle. 20 bucks to get in and the girls were discusting..

nasty tatted up meth girls
sea-section scars
girls reeking of booze and cigs

I sat down in the back and it was full of old desperate looking dude.. mostly fat betas. just felt weird.

then i've been to a couple higher class clubs with girls looking like pornstars.. blonds with the fake boobs.. can climb all the way up the pole and slid down upside down.

[PeteJonesHTX]

Lol @ you. Strip clubs are awesome. Titties in your face for a relatively small fee. I once got a lap dance from this stripper who sandwiched my head between her massive jugs, was fkn GOAT.

[dbluevette]

They are a lot of fun. If you're going there with the intention of just having fun.

[Sanguivorant]

I mean, there is the occasional old dude just pissing his money away, but it's really amazing to go with a bunch of friends and just 'mire the amount of core strength some of these sloots have to be able to handle the pole like that srs. Even girls go nowadays to mire.

What I noticed though is that the really good dancers are old as phuck women. The younger ones can't dance too well (unless she's black for some reason) but they're more pleasing to the eyes.

[MAGABro]

Strip clubs where you can't bang the girls suck. Which is most western strip clubs.

[HoustonNoProb]

Lol @ you. Strip clubs are awesome. Titties in your face for a relatively small fee. I once got a lap dance from this stripper who sandwiched my head between her massive jugs, was fkn GOAT.

Pretty much this. Every time I've been to a strip club it was a great fukin time......Not a tradie either

[velvetmudhole]

You are straightrippin3 son

[AgRyan]

Strips clubs are basically the modern day westernized/civilized brothel.

You go in, pay some money, drink with your bros, and get tits and ass on call.

Sure, some clubs are terrible places and sad "The Chitty Kitty aka Cat West by Fort Campbell" comes to mind, but some are great "Treasures" in Las Vegas comes to mind.

[imbored21]

Do they actually show you their vagine at strip clubs? I don't want to go if it's just some dumb ho showing me her nipples.

[HaiMeesk]

Living in puritanical New England, I don't even bother with the crap clubs here. Overpriced, air dances, butterfaced ugly girls, guaranteed set of blue balls when you leave...

Been to several Tampa Florida area clubs though. I'd say about 75% of the time, I'd walk out with either a HJ or BJ. Somewhat ghetto I guess, but the price is good and I'm not there to meet other guys. Girls will also grind you, rather than those pathetic overpriced air dances in other places. Best to wear camoflaged shorts in case you splooge.

[crupiea]

I find them creepy as hell.

feel bad for the girls because you know they have issues, thats why they do that stuff.

plus I always thought the guys were the types who had to pay to see a naked woman.

they worst are the guys who know the strippers names.

[Laconises]

Fukked whores around 250 times in my life.

Never set foot once in a strip club.

Strip clubs did not exist in ancient Greece or Rome.

Strip clubs are for modern cucks and *******s.

That's the story.

[DolphinPilot]

Every time I used to go I'd always catch a few guys here and there WKing strippers. I remember seeing a guy with his arm around a stripper's waist while she spent all his money on some video poker machine. She eventually got up and walked away without saying anything to him. 3 minutes later her pussy is in everyone's face.

I'm sure he used to post here.

[Howiester]

depends on the club..

when i was younger we would frequent this trashy strip club run by the hells angels called the pink poodle. 20 bucks to get in and the girls were discusting..

nasty tatted up meth girls
sea-section scars
girls reeking of booze and cigs

I sat down in the back and it was full of old desperate looking dude.. mostly fat betas. just felt weird.

then i've been to a couple higher class clubs with girls looking like pornstars.. blonds with the fake boobs.. can climb all the way up the pole and slid down upside down.

This is what happens when a whale gets a c-section

[headturner1]

Usually they are filled with tradie scum.

I know this will sound crazy, but strip clubs can actually be a good place to hook up. NOT with the strippers, but with female patrons who go in there looking for a guy take home and fuk for the night. Women know that strip clubs are full of men who obviously like looking at naked women, so there's no easier place to find dik.

Yah it doesn't

[Purfected]

never been to a strip club, seems like a really creepy place to be

[SergeantShaft]

Do they actually show you their vagine at strip clubs? I don't want to go if it's just some dumb ho showing me her nipples.

depends, some are frontal (just tits) and others are full frontal.

imo strip clubs are cool if u go with a group of friends and drink, but at the end of the day you're rly just paying to get blues balls
i will say though that some of the nices bodies ive seen from real women were at strip clubs.

for those who havent been to one, just go once for the experience