ITT: We rap battle

[InfiniteExcel]

I stack figures and get grams
I mack hoes with tits, fam
Your b*tch came to my crib and went down faster than a fat nikka in quick sand
Get blammed, head slammed yer dead man lookin like red jam spilled on my bed, damn
Check how I flip that, rhymes like a sick cat I told these lames to get back cuz i spit game like james from the big app! ck
Click-clack, ribs crack, dead body smellin like a chinese fish stack with some thick trash

Edit: For those who don't know, a battle rap is rhyming and insulting eachother in good fun

[InfiniteExcel]

where tha internet thugs at

[consoleki3i1fi]

first off ****ed ur bitch and the click u claim
west side when we ride come equipped with game
u claim to be a playa but i fuked ur wife
we bust on bad boys *****s fuk for life
grab ur glocks when u see console

[Boxingfella]

first off ****ed ur bitch and the click u claim
west side when we ride come equipped with game
u claim to be a playa but i fuked ur wife
we bust on bad boys *****s fuk for life
grab ur glocks when u see console

We banned you but us punks couldn't finish now we bout to feel the wrath of a *******


Nikka we hit em up

[InfiniteExcel]

We banned you but us punks couldn't finish now we bout to feel the wrath of a *******


Nikka we hit em up

I'm from N-E-W Jerz where plenty murders occurs
No points or commas we bringin drama to all you herbs

[mot1ve]

Ever since a young nugga watched Pumpin Iron, I been pumpin iron.

Lift weights, life's great, man I feel good . Nothin' can phase me.
Like my girls with slim waists, thick traits, I make money like Jay z

Feet planted firm on the ground that I walk on, Heart big, but turns stone for the haters I rock on
Stay productive, gettin greater mot1ve, all i think is progress, Laser focused when I lock on

I don't play with dumb dumbs, I've dodged strays and then some.. Get paid in lump sums,
Follow greater logic, get praise like prophets, and fillin strangers pockets, in charity.

[InfiniteExcel]

Ever since a young nugga watched Pumpin Iron, I been pumpin iron.

Lift weights, life's great, man I feel good . Nothin' can phase me.
Like my girls with slim waists, thick traits, I make money like Jay z

Feet planted firm on the ground that I walk on, Heart big, but turns stone for the haters I rock on
Stay productive, gettin greater mot1ve, all i think is progress, Laser focused when I lock on

Repped homeh

[mot1ve]

Repped homeh

Thanks man I did a qucik edit to add another bar haha.. Fun idea btw.

[Boxingfella]

I'm from N-E-W Jerz where plenty murders occurs
No points or commas we bringin drama to all you herbs

fuk with your soul like ether

[InfiniteExcel]

fuk with your soul like ether

Gods son across the belly, I'll prove you lost already

This kid quotin Nos while I'm just smokin on
the dopest bomb, smokey bong
Pocket monster like po-key-mon
but it's a forty fo BOAM you gone
He goin'? he gone

Ay this cat would still do'er in a gross sewer covered in horse manure..
You never forced the ruler
I sporked the toola
Extorted the moola from abdullah
abmlamgatta..prallem..call em..
say I want two fifty in the hockey bag and the rest in cheques signed by bobby braggs you cocky ****

[Boxingfella]

Peeped you mirin my gains, Bout to bash like bane when he smashed out Bruce Wayne. Mayne you plain.

Your lookin lean, like a crack phiened, dawg you've been seen skip in leg day, jumping on your Segway makin no pay.

[Alkosh]

My life is on the line, times are getting critical.
Need to relate to the people and still keep it original.
Looked at the outcome filled with shame and thought this isn't true.
Poured a drink to who I used to be said this is to you.
One last shot before I fizzle and poof.
hit the rim tried again take a dribble and shoot.
Not sure if I'm the one although I'm littered with proof.
You mad when I'm mad I'm bound to flip to the roof.
Got a neener on the hip and slipped a fifth in my shoe.
A monumental shift sifts my gifts to the moon.
You wanna seek my secrets keep a trick in the booth.
I'll never open up I've sealed my lips to my doom.
Enter in the building and my hatred fills up the room.
The gloomy bridegroom blooms his fate till consumed.
Ballooned the fine tuning of my brain and its fumes.
My time is too soon my turn to take a **** in the booth.

[GrownSimba3]

I stack figures and get grams
I mack hoes with tits, fam
Your b*tch came to my crib and went down faster than a fat nikka in quick sand
Get blammed, head slammed yer dead man lookin like red jam spilled on my bed, damn
Check how I flip that, rhymes like a sick cat I told these lames to get back cuz i spit game like james from the big app! ck
Click-clack, ribs crack, dead body smellin like a chinese fish stack with some thick trash

Boy you softer than cookie dough, the only time you get to see cheese is when you eating a pizza roll.
I shoot my Glock till my wrist lock and that bitch jam, make sure I stack my money up and have more rolls than the Michelin man. Boy you gets no pu$$y you sit at home alone like a geek,ya girl texted me on my phone and told me you lick the clit but don't get to bone because you eat sleep sh!t and beat ya meat with that same stinky blue t shirt on.I had ya bitch last night between my sheets, bashing her cheeks, then let my DOGS **** cause she was obviously in heat.

[Boxingfella]

Go head an grip glocks
I break your trigger finger in 6 spots
Leave you relying on hypodermic needles to lick shot

(Copy written I won't lie)

[InfiniteExcel]

Boy you softer than cookie dough, the only time you get to see cheese is when you eating a pizza roll.
I shoot my Glock till my wrist lock and that bitch jam, make sure I stack my money up and have more rolls than the Michelin man. Boy you gets no pu$$y you sit at home alone like a geek,ya girl texted me on my phone and told me you lick the clit but don't get to bone because you eat sleep sh!t and beat ya meat with that same stinky blue t shirt on.I had ya bitch last night between my sheets, bashing her cheeks, then let my DOGS **** cause she was obviously in heat.

ahhhh-haaa! yezzir

this guys got the idea

[Boxingfella]

Peeped you mirin my gains, Bout to bash like bane when he smashed out Bruce Wayne. Mayne you plain.

Your lookin lean, like a crack phiened, dawg you've been seen skip in leg day, jumping on your Segway makin no pay.

( I got signed to roc-a-fella for this verse just now no lie)

[Postmort3m]

You ain't got the right body chemicals
DNA molecules
Me- complete organism
You- fragmented particles
I exist on a plane you can't comprehend
You're cross fit for girls
I'm world's strongest man

[PotatoSwag]

i lift the heavy weight
i ask ur mom out on a date
but she old so i tuck her in at eight
with my penor.

[neilsabo]

my beloved T-Rex says "Grown man bars is somethin you gotta deal with"
so all of that collaborated, fabricated... it ain't gon equal up to this real ****

[Greencore]

My ****s harder than an erection, Ill cut you up like a motha****in C section, Ill bet you that I won't lose, look at you with your little 30 dollar shoes, Ill give you more than just a bruise, you just wanna call truce, nah fool you're gonna get ridiculed, cut up into molecules, get a razorblade shoved in your testicles, bitch this isn't a festival so theres no need for clowns like you, tryna battle me, you want me to set you free? In your dreams!

[sweetneybrian]

Miscers tryna spit bars damn this chit absurd
I been the best inside this forum I'm sorry if you miss heard
That chit that ya trash go n find a garbage pale
I'm at ya crib early morning like a yard sale
Put the steel to ya side like guard rail
In the city with the work like I'm Barksdale
Spazzin on beats I'm what the game has been missing
I spit like I lost my vision I don't see the competition
These haters ain't on my level and they do not stand a chance
Double taking when they see me yet they don't stand a glance

Man I wish I could actually remember some of my old rhymes...Reps for a fun thread Op

[InfiniteExcel]

Miscers tryna spit bars damn this chit absurd
I been the best inside this forum I'm sorry if you miss heard
That chit that ya trash go n find a garbage pale
I'm at ya crib early morning like a yard sale
Put the steel to ya side like guard rail
In the city with the work like I'm Barksdale
Spazzin on beats I'm what the game has been missing
I spit like I lost my vision I don't see the competition
These haters ain't on my level and they do not stand a chance
Double taking when they see me yet they don't stand a glance

Man I wish I could actually remember some of my old rhymes...Reps for a fun thread Op

Indeed, ima revisit this thang tomorrow

[MrRiott]

Miscers tryna spit bars damn this chit absurd
I been the best inside this forum I'm sorry if you miss heard
That chit that ya trash go n find a garbage pale
I'm at ya crib early morning like a yard sale
Put the steel to ya side like guard rail
In the city with the work like I'm Barksdale
Spazzin on beats I'm what the game has been missing
I spit like I lost my vision I don't see the competition
These haters ain't on my level and they do not stand a chance
Double taking when they see me yet they don't stand a glance

Man I wish I could actually remember some of my old rhymes...Reps for a fun thread Op

Im spitting out bars like manna straight from heaven,
Get on my level bitch, grab a ladder, five seven
You claim your the best, bruh your lyrics are pretty whack
**** i expected more from a young northeastern black
But fuk....I haven't even started talkin bout myself yet
I murdered your rhymes, motha fuka call that a dead set
I just grilled you boy, like those taters you be fryin
What more could I expect from that retard sweetney brian

no h8

[Oatmeal12]

op you're like 5'9
you kinda hella fine
ima take my time
and gently kiss your spine

[heyyouwhome]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OOwmVru7xh

[InfiniteExcel]

op you're like 5'9
you kinda hella fine
ima take my time
and gently kiss your spine

No thank you
Bro I'll shank you then dial frank to spank you
With a plank, ew
I'll leave your nose broken and yer toes frozen
Your throat open with rope soaped in
That's a bad omen
Wanna get closed in?
Body squeezed so thin?
Shotty bleed bros chin?
I'll take the sawed off to your drawers, dawg
I ain't wrong but I don't need no pump back to make yer lungs crack
Just give me a thumb tack and I'm done, man

[Warren45]

My life isn't predetermined by circumstances by choice
My parents vice versa sucking the existence of my life
Chances you don't understand me i live only for me because
i got the ball in my head easy. My life is depressed on the bipolar
segregation looking at the red sea parting it with the demons
that are coming to take over my death
My life is a classic case of failure of a complete mental case
You understand me coz there cutting thorns in my flesh.

[InfiniteExcel]

My life isn't predetermined by circumstances by choice
My parents vice versa sucking the existence of my life
Chances you don't understand me i live only for me because
i got the ball in my head easy. My life is depressed on the bipolar
segregation looking at the red sea parting it with the demons
that are coming to take over my death
My life is a classic case of failure of a complete mental case
You understand me coz there cutting thorns in my flesh.

I don't needa spit violence
Warren you need kindness
Look at yourself with highness
Maybe a fly chick or some guys dick
Whatever makes you happy, scrappy
I ain't hatin but your bars are shaken
Why you rap depressed on me I aint impressed, homie
Get dressed, homie
You're the best homie
I ain't cocky but you know I got that vest on me to take them shots, likerocky
On the walkie-talkie ten-four to my stocky cast hoppin outta kawasaki vans wearin the khaki pants
Healin power like ghandi's hands without his gauntly stance
I don't wanna drop this man, I wanna grab his hand, lift em up
Make em stand, pick em up, give em a plan, stick em tough
Whats up, man, you feelin better, or what?

[Drayg00n]

When I was 19

Rollin in my hood, twistin on them ps,
Aged nineteen and you can't get with these, OGs, original gangstas, laying it down right cos we don't allow wankstas

Girls come through, looking all fly and I know in their mind all they see is pound signs, so therefore, yo, I might have to pull a ting

Went to my spot to see if I could hit it,
Blazed up some ammo, puffed on that Thai, why? Cos when I'm with a female I'm chillin the galis way, and when I'm gettin busy homeboy you know I'm hardly sober

I let her work me first, and then always take over
Do a little twistin, flappin, smackin and I'm through
Tell her to give me a call some time tomorrow around two

It's now two o clock and she hits me on the hip but I can't call her back cos I'm tryna jack this whip, if only life moved as easy as all these biches who'll do whatever to please me.

[Warren45]

I don't needa spit violence
Warren you need kindness
Look at yourself with highness
Maybe a fly chick or some guys dick
Whatever makes you happy, scrappy
I ain't hatin but your bars are shaken
Why you rap depressed on me I aint impressed, homie
Get dressed, homie
You're the best homie
I ain't cocky but you know I got that vest on me to take them slugs..rocky
On the walkie-talkie 10-4 to the stocky cast hoppin out kawasaki vans in khaki pants
I don't wanna drop this man, I wanna grab his hand, lift em up
Make em stand, pick em up, give em a plan, stick em tough
Whats up, man, you feelin better, or what?

You don't understand see my flesh im possessed by demons
i rather be dead you don't understand the nightmares and the restrictions
of the spirit and soul its a coalition the darkness i portray in my heart
aches for the light i became the victim i despicably wanted to become
The life of the violent childhood when you teased with slurs and bugs
My Arms breathing heavy breathing smelly armpits are sweating you don't understand
why i smell death i hate myself i feel pain.