Ask A Hipster Who Lifts Anything

[HipsterBrahh]

we exist :P

[Astyanax]

Are you miscing on your Macbook from inside a Starbucks while you work on your novel?

[BigStronk]

can you lift my dink into your mouth as we listen to mumford and sons?

[HipsterBrahh]

Are you miscing on your Macbook from inside a Starbucks while you work on your novel?

lol no, i dont go starbucks. only organic coffee shops

i own a macbook tho, and write poetry

[HipsterBrahh]

can you lift my dink into your mouth as we listen to mumford and sons?

mumford & sons is too mainstream. maybe boards of canada

[Boostronics]

Fellow hipster brah, sup

[HipsterBrahh]

Fellow hipster brah, sup

sup

what music do u like?

[crsaen010]

Pretentious son of a bish

[Hessypie]

Hello frand.

[_BFMV_]

how often do you listen to the beatles

[HipsterBrahh]

Pretentious son of a bish

why pretentious?

Hello frand.

hi hessypie

how often do you listen to the beatles

never, paul mccartney = overrated

[pitbull707]

in to try and understand hipsters------

1) why can't you like music just because too many other people like it?

2) an you not afford your own internet?

3)why can't you buy clothes that are worth more than 5 dollars, yet spend 8 dollars on a drink at starbucks?

4)do you even work?

5) Why are most hipsters so beta and whiteknights?

6 repped for thinking outside of the hipster box and lifting

[HipsterBrahh]

in to try and understand hipsters

ask me something

why do u want to understand us? we are too unique to be understood

[basmca]

how do you fit in skinny jeans of you lift?

[ZPGLazarus]

never, paul mccartney = overrated

[HipsterBrahh]

how do you fit in skinny jeans of you lift?

i get my skinnies custom made, tailor them as i keep putting on muscle. its only about £20 to get them tailored every few months

[DookieSauce]

Do you worship feminist women, you allied fukk?

[HipsterBrahh]

Do you worship feminist women, you allied fukk?

lol no feminism is way too mainstream nowadays

i do have an inner goddess too

[crsaen010]

why pretentious?

Cause you seem to boast that you like things before they were cool

[Astyanax]

How many plaid shirts do you own? How many beanies (I wear beanies, too, though)? Are you a vegan? Do you have a vegan girlfriend, and if so, does she have a sickly, pale complexion and a nose ring? What do you do for a living? How skinny are your skinny jeans? What color is your fixed-gear bike?

[tk217]

Do your find yourself to be pretentious?

If yes. Do you think you suffer from a neurological condition?

Would you define this as narcissism mixed with histrionic personality disorder?

[HipsterBrahh]

Cause you seem to boast that you like things before they were cool

how is that pretentious, thats just my unique vision seeing the truth

[uwoteightm]

where you getting ur art degree?

[wicked2]

Do you feel Portlandia is an accurate representation of hipster lifestyle?

[AniMaLizTik]

Do you do what you do just because it's "cool" to do it, beacuse nobody else does it or do you actually enjoy it? If something you do became super-mainstream, would you stop doing it? U mad lifting is now mainstream?

[HipsterBrahh]

How many plaid shirts do you own? How many beanies (I wear beanies, too, though)? Are you a vegan? Do you have a vegan girlfriend, and if so, does she have a sickly, pale complexion and a nose ring? What do you do for a living? How skinny are your skinny jeans? What color is your fixed-gear bike?

around 20 plaid shirts, i like to keep my wardrobe minimalist and buddha

4 or 5 beanies i think.. not sure

yes my inner goddess hates meat

no, but the past gfs i had were all pale. and hipster girls are GOAT google nina kraviz

an artist/electronic DJ

i dont skip leg day

beige. how do you know i had one

[OsPerez1996]

Lol...

Hipsters are so mainstream.lol

[ejz69]

if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

EDIT: nina kravtits is HNGGGG

[midcoastking33]

hipsters can't admit to being hipsters. sorry op

[HipsterBrahh]

Do your find yourself to be pretentious?

If yes. Do you think you suffer from a neurological condition?

Would you define this as narcissism mixed with histrionic personality disorder?

no. hipsters are the least pretentious out there, we dont socially conform. we have no need to pretend

where you getting ur art degree?

i didnt get a degree, i wanted to go to a particular but they were too capitalist and funded the arms trade (nottingham uni)