I'm a bouncer in a club and the amount of brainwashed people is fukin insane (LOL)

[BigG21]

Apart from the sloots gonna sloot brahs the mindframe of human beings when in a party environment has been mind ****ing me for a couple of years.

It doesn't matter what profession they are in lawyer or cops. Even if they are married or have kids. People get so pathetic when in a party environment that i sometimes think i'm in the sims or GTA srs.

I had a big hit of it again when that "Let me take a selfie" song came on the other night. Next minute every *******/sloot are going off screaming loving the chit. Half of them whip out their phones while singing along looking mindless as fuk, And take a selfie.

Also i like to mindfuk people when they get into a fight or are about to and their reason for fighting would be "he bumped into me" or "she nudged me". I then ask them what their reaction would be if someone accidentally bumped into them in a grocery store............... They get a stunned look, Their bodies fold like they have been hit with some life changing news and they get the fuk out of the club quick. Pathetic.

[Kadafi25]

Fuking hell that selfie story made me cringe so hard.

[BeastlyChange]

I don't want to be leaf.

[KingVulture]

Wow cool story. Will u please tell us another

[robbocrew]

Pls don't mention that song ever again
Cringe/10

[KazBrah]

I'm going to read this post but first... lemme take a selfie.

[Mr.Serpent]

Also i like to mindfuk people when they get into a fight or are about to and their reason for fighting would be "he bumped into me" or "she nudged me". I then ask them what their reaction would be if someone accidentally bumped into them in a grocery store............... They get a stunned look, Their bodies fold like they have been hit with some life changing news and they get the fuk out of the club quick. Pathetic.

I do club security too (srs, inb4 my stats). This is a good line, I'm gonna try this next time the opportunity arises.

But yeah I agree, alcohol, drugs and a work free environment do crazy things to people.

[Power_Strike92]

I would probably take a selfie too, won't lie.

Of course, I never go clubbing, so that would never happen.

[BigG21]

I do club security too (srs, inb4 my stats). This is a good line, I'm gonna try this next time the opportunity arises.

But yeah I agree, alcohol, drugs and a work free environment do crazy things to people.

do it brah, every person i've done it to have no idea what to say they stutter some chit with an awkward smile then fuk off.

[DTO]

They just aint Benji enough

[scullin]

I would probably take a selfie too, won't lie.

Of course, I never go clubbing, so that would never happen.

I wouldn't take a selfie or go clubbing but I might get in a fight at a grocery store if someone bumped into me.

not srs but I'm guessing the alcohol is the main reason people do dumb chit like that in clubs (or other places).

[jstn0127]

In for sloot stories

[jakebrah2]

thats a good way to stop a fight OP srs

woodrep

[MangoPort]

I had the same attitude growing up but now that I'm older I somewhat feel like I missed out on a lot of fun because I was 'too cool' to just be like everyone else.

[superamped]

love it when some cock m8 'bumps' into me. me and my brahs clean house, even the security get trashed m8s.

[BigG21]

thats a good way to stop a fight OP srs

woodrep

puts it into perspective brah

[wisdommaster1]

I never take selfies but somtimes when I drink my dick will take selfies and send them out to all the girls on my list... so annoying

[Punchslap]

love it when some cock m8 'bumps' into me. me and my brahs clean house, even the security get trashed m8s.

Stats: 5'5" notsheriffsrs

[omg_otters]

OP is a manlet lol

aw fuk bye

[RyanLeee]

I went and looked up that selfie song and what a ****ty song

Its got that psy beat to it with a bunch of stupid words

**** this world in 5 years

[Mr.Serpent]

I wouldn't take a selfie or go clubbing but I might get in a fight at a grocery store if someone bumped into me.

not srs but I'm guessing the alcohol is the main reason people do dumb chit like that in clubs (or other places).

IMO, the alcohol definitely contributes, but I think the main reason people act up in club environments is because they want to. Some people really do look for those opportunities, and (in my experience at least) assault in a club is never dealt with as harshly by the police as it would be in a more regular place. Most people just get away with it unless it's serious. So the lack of real consequence helps.

[Muzzlrpress]

There's a selfie song?

[BigG21]

IMO, the alcohol definitely contributes, but I think the main reason people act up in club environments is because they want to. Some people really do look for those opportunities, and (in my experience at least) assault in a club is never dealt with as harshly by the police as it would be in a more regular place. Most people just get away with it unless it's serious. So the lack of real consequence helps.

A club is basically a person at their rawest form, everything outside a club is an act or a social mask.

[Fang2]

Well clubs are places where people can let loose and let their egos do the talking

[KillOrBKilled]

There's a selfie song?

This. Music going full retard

[OnedayHEHE]

I hate *******s who try to start a fight me and my friends inside of the club, usually some 170cm and below *******s

[Roody12]

This. Music going full retard

But the thing is, the guys that made it admitted "that its probably the worst song ever made".

[jakebrah2]

Well clubs are places where people can let loose and let their egos do the talking

I llel every time is see this avi

i lyk it

[joecam18]

Bouncer crew checking in. This job has made me hate my generation and want to never drink in excess again. Srsly get annoyed and frustrated all night. Like babysitting a bunch of fukin idiots, which, it basically is lol

[Jayfence]

Hey OP i'm gonna read your story, but first



































let me take a selfie