Being gay is natural... hur dur (A winters tale by Womble)

[Womble619]

Snuggle in misconians and I shall tell you the story of how Christmas was ruined in the Womble household.

The tale

So its christmas day and we are all watching TV, cant remember wtf we was watching but a gay sex scene comes on the TV and as we are having christmas at the grandparents, you can imagine their disgust as they switched channels...

Well my sister (twin sister, no were not identical you silly kents..) decides to make the comment "why are you doing that? you wouldnt of switched channels if it was a man and women... being gay is natural"

Flip flops ruffled I respond "how is being gay natural???? just because its possible to take a dink in the bum doesnt mean the human body has biologically evolved for the purpose of doing so!"


Her response "Its natural to follow whatever you feel, you cant help what your sexual interests are"

Me: "oh in that case does that mean paedophiles are natural? its what they feel and what their sexual interests are, just because you get an inch doesnt mean you have to scratch it.."

She then storms upstairs like a 13 year old teen child and throws a strop because she has loads of gay friends and is offended on their behalf.... herp derp..... posts all over ******** that we hate guys and as you can imagine with it being ********, much *******ry unsued...

Was what I said wrong?
I did not say I hate gays, but I stand by my point that it sure as sht aint natural, I find that as stupid as saying "your born gay"...
Sexual interests are developed in later life and based on your enviroment IMO.. I will admit I have busted the odd nut to some anime pron.. does that mean I was born that way? no.. being in the digital age and watching too many well endowed anime sloots partaking in vigorous battle confrontation did that..

Is it not a coincidence that all the gay people I know were brought up by a single mother in a house full of sisters and are friends with the weird, liberal, hippie, save the enviroment, fedora wearing ******* crew at school? me thinks not...

/story

Inb4 OP is a clear case of closeted homosexuality
Inb4 TLDR
Inb4 Did not read LOL spinning granny gif

[Plopp]

Don't you have any real friends to discuss it with?

[Womble619]

Don't you have any real friends to discuss it with?

not here at work with me right now I dont.. hehe paying to misc and living the dream

[Plopp]

not here at work with me right now I dont.. hehe paying to misc and living the dream

So you're talking to the misc rather than your friends, you sound rather lonely

oh btw that's cute, living the dream at 21, you sure know what it means about living the dream, Lewl

[Nestaaa]

So you're talking to the misc rather than your friends, you sound rather lonely

oh btw that's cute, living the dream at 21, you sure know what it means about living the dream, Lewl

same with you kunt, wtf are you doing on the misc? dont you have any friends to talk with? stupid old fuk.

funny btw because you probably clicked on this thread because gay was in the title. fukin *******. saw the word gay and your dick got hard.

[Dominantape]

Pics of sis.
Can you explain why there are homosexual animals OP if it weren't natural? I've seen homosexual dogs and birds. But it's cool that you stood your ground.

[Shapashnik]

So you're talking to the misc rather than your friends, you sound rather lonely

oh btw that's cute, living the dream at 21, you sure know what it means about living the dream, Lewl

lmao, ******* detected

[Plopp]

same with you kunt, wtf are you doing on the misc? dont you have any friends to talk with? stupid old fuk.

funny btw because you probably clicked on this thread because gay was in the title. fukin *******. saw the word gay and your dick got hard.

Why are you upset nerd ?

[Nestaaa]

Why are you upset nerd ?

why are you so old and gay nerd?

[srom12]

its because everyone has to be so cot damn politically correct, in this day and age if you arent actively sucking dicks youre a homophobe

lol'd at the story













pics of sister

[downunder96]

[kindofbrown]

Listen OP.

We can sit here all day trying to find some universal rules for human sexual behavior, or we can just say that people should do what they feel, as long is it makes them happy, and doesn't harm anyone else.

[Plopp]

why are you so old and gay nerd?

Lewl the nerd is now angry

[Womble619]

Lol Plopp.. at least make it slightly less obvious that you are clearly a raging homosexual

[Nestaaa]

Lewl the nerd is now angry

lewwwl the nerd is now angry leewwl. oldboy comes on the misc and uses the word lewwl. what straight man uses lewl? fukin homo

[Womble619]

Pics of sis.
Can you explain why there are homosexual animals OP if it weren't natural? I've seen homosexual dogs and birds. But it's cool that you stood your ground.

I've also seen that famous youtube video where a monkey fuks a frog... you saying thats natual brah? your point is invalid jefferina

The reproductive organs of a species are specifically designed for the purpose of intercourse with one another, that is why its natural... butt holes were not designed for that purpose and hence is not.. its DOABLE... but then again so is a hollowed out cucumber and basically everything in the world with some kind of hole..

[LatinoSlayer91]

You made good points.

Like that other miscer said, homosexuality is rampant in the animal kingdom. Not sure how to explain that one.

Personally give no fuks just so long as children aren't exposed to seeing homosexuality as "normal".

[Womble619]

Like that other miscer said, homosexuality is rampant in the animal kingdom. Not sure how to explain that one.

Read post above yours ^^

just because it happens in the animal kingdom dont make it natural.. even animals do some weird fuked up chit sometimes..

natural is what NATURE intended that species to do and designed organs SPECIFICALLY for that purpose

[Plopp]

lewwwl the nerd is now angry leewwl. oldboy comes on the misc and uses the word lewwl. what straight man uses lewl? fukin homo

lewl whats wrong zyzz nerd? Still angry? Owned

[Plopp]

Lol Plopp.. at least make it slightly less obvious that you are clearly a raging homosexual

at least make it less obvious youre delusional about living the 'dream'

[Nestaaa]

lewl whats wrong zyzz nerd? Still angry? Owned

fuk off i hate zyzz. yuuur man im so angry man you got me shaking man omg. why you talking to me man? got no friends to talk with? pwned.

[Plopp]

i have to say, i really dislike gays. but that being said i really think being gay is really unnatural, it should honestly be considered as a mental disorder than a natural sexual preference. thats just my though, idc what anyone else says.

then why go to mardi gras? To look cool?

[Nestaaa]

then why go to mardi gras? To look cool?

you should know, youre the *******. owned

[Plopp]

you should know, youre the *******. owned

awwww get angry zyzz nerd owned hahaha Lewl

[negurabunget]

It is natural. However, not every part of nature should be accepted. Being gay is not in the negative category that being a ****phile resides in.

[Nestaaa]

awwww get angry zyzz nerd owned hahaha Lewl

you got nothin on me man. youre getting so mad because i have more wits than you lmao owned. still rustled because i told you to fuk off on your gay thread? owned

[Spoolme]

So according to OP, gays were born unnatural so it's okay to treat them differently. Will tell story to grandchildren.

[Legionpool]

You and your sister are both being childish, just admit that a man on man action makes you uncomfortable. There's nothing wrong with it, it's your preference but to try and argue what is natural and what is not makes you come across as a complete *******. Also comparing homosexuality to someone who's a ****phile is just as childish as storming upstairs when an argument isn't going your way. And how do you know if someone is born gay or not? Have you done extensive research on the matter?

Also when you bring up the single mother hippie liberal hipster *******s then I can tell you that the guys and girls that I know who are homosexual where all raised by both parents and they are as different as any other person when it comes to political or what is considered "cool" at this moment.

[Womble619]

but to try and argue what is natural and what is not

Oh sorry I dont think I made myself clear, I am not trying to ARGUE that being gay is not natural I am TELLING you for a fact that it is not. If the body is being made to do something that it was not designed to do, then it is doing something unnatural.. FACT. Just because you CAN do it does not mean that it is natural as that was not the purpose for which it was made.

You are beginning to blur the lines between what it is I am saying and your obvious urge to defend homsexuality in a sociological sense (most likely because you are one).

[Nestaaa]

awww little oldman plopp getting mad and pming me? lmaooo owned