How to get your girl/wife to surprise you with blowjob?

[HquonQuto]

Guys, I'm tired of always asking my gf for a blow job. I would love it so much if one day I come home from work, and there she is waiting for me, and she rips my pants off, and just rocks my world. But you can't tell her to surprise you, that wouldn't be a surprise. So how do I get the idea implented in her mind, that I would love a surprise blow job?

Also do your girl/wife ever give u blowjob without u asking?

ever been surprised with a blowjob?

[Messier_Object]

lol.....Been with with my wife since we were 17. I can probably count on one hand the amount of ''surprise'' bjs I've received. And it's usually after she's had some wine, so.....good luck bro.

[DjinnMarie]

Buy her some jewlery that comes in a little blue box.

[Muzzlrpress]

Just tell her you want her to surprise you with a bj every now and then.

Pretty simple.


Edit: also what do you mean ask?

You either tell her to suk your dik or slap her in the face with it.

[ej25i]

Guys, I'm tired of always asking my gf for a blow job. I would love it so much if one day I come home from work, and there she is waiting for me, and she rips my pants off, and just rocks my world. But you can't tell her to surprise you, that wouldn't be a surprise. So how do I get the idea implented in her mind, that I would love a surprise blow job?

Also do your girl/wife ever give u blowjob without u asking?

ever been surprised with a blowjob?

yes.

just leave this thread open brah and wait for her to go on the computer

[BuckNakedinBama]

Communicate. If she won't live up to your demands find one who will.

/thread

[MarinoMike]

I'm in no shortage of blow jobs

[devlin122000]

Communicate. If she won't live up to your demands find one who will.

/thread

miscers gon misc

[vegasbrah08]

inception bro

[jillymayr]

oh this is too easy - just tell her exactly what you just wrote. I dated a guy who pretty much told me that same exact thing and guess what? he didn't get a bj that day or the day after but when he least expected it, I did surprise him with a bj and he was in SHOCK. I heard him pull up, waited until he walked through the front door... dropped to my knees and got to work...the look on his face was priceless. after that, he never had to ask again....and I should thank him because he planted that seed in my head and I've used it on the new guy I'm with and he thinks I'm the s**t compared to all the other girls he's dated where he had to ask

[Armoxus]

Just tell her you like surprise blowjobs and in return you'll give her surprise anal.

Win win situation

[dmallsick]

Have a big one.

[OiPrick]

LOL good luck, OP. I spent 5.5 years with my gf hoping to walk in and have her already on her knees waiting.

I even told her about this fantasy and it STILL never happened. Fking bish.

[Armoxus]

and I should thank him because he planted that seed on my head and I've used it on the new guy I'm with and he thinks I'm the s**t compared to all the other girls he's dated where he had to ask

Fixed

[SdvsB]

Refer to sig about fuking 30-40 sloots. I can honestly say 100% that maybe 2-3 of those sloots could blow my cock and it actually felt good.

[vegasbrah08]

oh this is too easy - just tell her exactly what you just wrote. I dated a guy who pretty much told me that same exact thing and guess what? he didn't get a bj that day or the day after but when he least expected it, I did surprise him with a bj and he was in SHOCK. I heard him pull up, waited until he walked through the front door... dropped to my knees and got to work...the look on his face was priceless. after that, he never had to ask again....and I should thank him because he planted that seed in my head and I've used it on the new guy I'm with and he thinks I'm the s**t compared to all the other girls he's dated where he had to ask

pics of you giving surprise bj or negs

[zackarykapowski]

If you tell her then it won't be a surprise seeing as you had to tell her.

[otterakl]

Ask. Then do something nice for her. I told my girlfriend I enjoy road head when we were talking one day.

Next roadtrip down to the lake...guess what happened? She waited until an empty stretch of highway and gave me an amazing bj.

[DJake]

oh this is too easy - just tell her exactly what you just wrote. I dated a guy who pretty much told me that same exact thing and guess what? he didn't get a bj that day or the day after but when he least expected it, I did surprise him with a bj and he was in SHOCK. I heard him pull up, waited until he walked through the front door... dropped to my knees and got to work...the look on his face was priceless. after that, he never had to ask again....and I should thank him because he planted that seed in my head and I've used it on the new guy I'm with and he thinks I'm the s**t compared to all the other girls he's dated where he had to ask

You/thread.

Seriously though, gf is like this and it's fantastic. No "damn, I really wish she would suck my c0ck." Once in awhile she just attacks it with her mouth, and freaking loved it. Never had to wonder or stress about getting the mouth lube.

[Negligence]

Refer to sig about fuking 30-40 sloots. I can honestly say 100% that maybe 2-3 of those sloots could blow my cock and it actually felt good.

This is why you need to find a good one and train her. My wife can get me off in 1-2 minutes if I'm ready to go. Dat dere hand/mouth coordination.

Always cum from bj crew checking in.

[Fatboy501]

Tell her.

[davesterrr]

Real sluts take initiative and wake you up with a blowjob.
Nothing like sleeping till you're like wtf? and some skank is sucking yo deek.

[Zerafian]

jump on their face and hope their mouth opens *shrug*

[Drangue]

I've been woken up with a bj once in my life by my first real girlfriend (strong 4/10 at best). Hasn't happened since.
Though most of the girls I've dated have sucked the dink as long as I go down on them.

[TheonlyTabby]

Maybe i'm a one off but I do these kind of "surpises" All the time for my boyfriend.

Of course He does things for me that always helps a lot and I think it's the same for any girl. I talk to a lot of my girlfriends and the ones with guys who just "expect it" to happen tend to not get it.

Example My boyfriend came in once and I said "I'm feeling a bit rough" He said no your not and took it. In doing so a few weeks later he was a sleep and I was horny in the middle of the night so I got on top and took control.

If he's stressed I dont mind "helping out" to relieve it. Because he'd do the same for me.

It always shocks me how bad some of you are with your sexuality lol.

Guys, I'm tired of always asking my gf for a blow job. I would love it so much if one day I come home from work, and there she is waiting for me, and she rips my pants off, and just rocks my world. But you can't tell her to surprise you, that wouldn't be a surprise. So how do I get the idea implented in her mind, that I would love a surprise blow job?

Also do your girl/wife ever give u blowjob without u asking?

ever been surprised with a blowjob?

[SdvsB]

This is why you need to find a good one and train her. My wife can get me off in 1-2 minutes if I'm ready to go. Dat dere hand/mouth coordination.

Always cum from bj crew checking in.

I've never bothered to train any of them. I just let them suck it for 2-5 mins and act like I like it. Then pretty much pull them off so I can just fuk them like I wanted anyway. But those 2-3 girls that knew what the fuk was up hnggggg made me feel like a virgin. From stroke and bob one I was making a O face about to pop off.


The rest don't use hands, just have ****ty dry mouths or something. Lick retard areas that aren't even sensitive or feel good. Go way to fukin slow. Or have too much teeth going

Edit: also if I know they don't even like blowing you, have said they don't like blowjobs etc then I automatically am turned off even if they do blow me.

[ozz_man]

When you figure out how to do it let me know.

Got PORN QUALITY head from wiff on the regular.
Surprise head, cum in mouth, show cum, eat it type shiet, you name it.

Bitch gets ring, BJ's on birthday if lucky.

Pharking youth vampire tricked me

[TheonlyTabby]

Though there is a funny part to the tale so you can make fun of me.

Once I was in my boyfriends office and he told me he'd be coming up. I took off my pants and was just in a thong/shirt bending over the table for when he'd come in. (Yeah I thought it'd be sexy) Instead he sends in his brother to pick something up lol.

[SkunkAlpha]

....and i should thank him because he planted that seed in my head

tff

[natypes]

After you have been with a girl a while things change. Yes, the first year or 2 bj's are common, but after that, not so much. Problem is, women don't see them as necessary for sexual satisfaction.
If you have been with a girl a while and she still loves to suck your dink she is probably a slut or extremely insecure anyways. Not always, but most of the time it's the truth. Good looking, secure women don't expect you to cheat or leave over the lack of oral sex.

Also, men have to stop putting the bj on a pedestal. Don't act like it is such a treat; act like it is expected. Quid pro quo.