first time hooping up w/ a girl

[mlift11]

kind of related to the other thread I had. advice? tips? say she says something like, "lets watch movies at my place"

how do you go about the night?
tips for actually hooking up?
i know i shouldnt overthink it, but damn it's hard not to. it's something i've always put off but think i need to just make a move sometime

[HNeeley]

Turn up the heat as your going and next thing you know your golden pony boy.

[TheNino17]

tell her to get butt naked or your going to kill her. works like a charm every time man.

[mlift11]

lol i'd now like to officially add a srs tag to this thread

[Khalid98]

wear boxers underneath your pants and then spill a drink on your pants op then say "oh I'll just take my pants off because I have boxers underneath" okay now that you have taken off your pants you can show her your raging erection and rape her

[K1ssmybass]

Turn on a movie and sit on the same chair as her. Turn the fan on high, Mention that its cold and get a blanket. She might be cold too and you can share that's when you make a move

[lVlaKaVeLi]

[Jalexander1994]

Expecting a story about you playing basket ball with a girl..



Left disappoint ):

[The1Fame]

do all your first hooking up with an ugly chick that you don't give a **** about, you know practice before the big game.

[Endri3]

Pick a movie girls just love. Some romantic gay chit, or a movie with alot of sex in it. It'll make her horny, and I'd say go for in the kiss during one of the scenes during something romanic. If she accepts the kiss, and you guys are doing some tongue action, everything beyond that point will just happen.

[SlightyALlama]

The first time I ever hooped with a girl..ah i remember like it was yesterday. I paid great money to get lessons from Micheal Jordan. Being a manlet, I knew it would have to be my skills that impressed her. After several months of vigorous practice, Jordan told me "Put a life jacket on before you go swimmin in the P" and walked off. I knew it was time. I left merrily on my way. I texted up a sloot. "Hey babe, got a nice basketball, wanna come hoop up?" She was there within the next hour at a local basketball court. We made eye contact and this was when it was game on. I went for a lay up and we tripped over oneanother, accidentally taking off our clothes in the process. Luckily, i did wear my life jacket as MJ advised.. My basketball skills had gotten the girl so wet that I floated away down stream and never seen her again.



















still cri to this day and thank MJ for his life jacket advice.

[Micahpm]

The first time I ever hooped with a girl..ah i remember like it was yesterday. I paid great money to get lessons from Micheal Jordan. Being a manlet, I knew it would have to be my skills that impressed her. After several months of vigorous practice, Jordan told me "Put a life jacket on before you go swimmin in the P" and walked off. I knew it was time. I left merrily on my way. I texted up a sloot. "Hey babe, got a nice basketball, wanna come hoop up?" She was there within the next hour at a local basketball court. We made eye contact and this was when it was game on. I went for a lay up and we tripped over oneanother, accidentally taking off our clothes in the process. Luckily, i did wear my life jacket as MJ advised.. My basketball skills had gotten the girl so wet that I floated away down stream and never seen her again.



















still cri to this day and thank MJ for his life jacket advice.

Haha I loled

[keastonn]

okay first of all don't take advice from the people who say rape her

start out slow with it and progressively do things until youre bangin. kind of like progressively overloading in bodybuilding, but in one night

[McDoubles]

wear boxers underneath your pants and then spill a drink on your pants op then say "oh I'll just take my pants off because I have boxers underneath" okay now that you have taken off your pants you can show her your raging erection and rape her

Tried this, works 100%

[mlift11]

do all your first hooking up with an ugly chick that you don't give a **** about, you know practice before the big game.

i'd rather just hook up with an 8/10. don't see why not

[IAmJelly]

Spoon with her and push your rager into her ass crack. Works every time.

[NB77]

Honestly don't be shy about it. She wants you, I had this opportunity earlier in the year and I really liked the girl. We watched a movie and I was kind of shy about it cause I had never done anything before, and we cuddled and kissed. Never hooked up and I got a text saying why aren't you more aggressive... Regardless, I've been put in that situation 3 times in the past 2 months and have capitalized and not embarrassed myself and it feels good.

[The1Fame]

i'd rather just hook up with an 8/10. don't see why not

then dont be a p*ssy and just go for it, I'm just saying you could get some practice first, learn you're way around the ropes so that you know what you're doing when you do it with the bish you actually like.

[mlift11]

then dont be a p*ssy and just go for it, I'm just saying you could get some practice first, learn you're way around the ropes so that you know what you're doing when you do it with the bish you actually like.

ya i don't currently have any 5/10s at my disposal. i have a solid 8, tho. so i figure i should just go for it. i didnt say i wasn't going to. i was just looking for advice

[becool12]

just be straight up and honest .... "wanna ****?"