I want to make it clear, we only want advice from miscers that fit the following criteria
- old, which means that they are close to 30, 30 or older.
- if u still getting poon it means u might be doing it right. (there are married miscers that dont get any)
So, please give the young bros of the misc, valuable life advice
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05-27-2013, 12:49 AM #1
30+ yr old miscers that still get poon, give young bros life advice
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05-27-2013, 01:02 AM #10
Be alpha, don't try so hard. If I meet a girl, I don't plan anything I say, just go with the flow. Basically, if you ain't gettin it now, you probably won't be gettin it when you're 30+.
Just make sure you actually lift, otherwise you'll be just another pudgy thirty something desperately hitting on some bish that you have no chance with.
Oh yeah... You better have decent game if you don't have a decent job at that age.
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05-27-2013, 01:11 AM #11
I specifically seek out **** buddies and one time encounters, perhaps I can be of assistance.
-Lower your standards and go after women who are visibly insecure by your presence.
-Go after hygienic 6.5/10s. As you are talking with her, inspect her eyes for tiny green ****, nose for hair or tiny dry snot flakes, ears for oil or visible ear wax, teeth for visible plaque, fingernails for dirt and bite marks, skin for oil, clothes and shoes for newness and cleanliness. If she passes these tests you can be almost certain her pussy does not stink and the hair is in control.
-Once you are pleased with your pick, move forward. The next step is to be warm and gentle with a lot of smiling and no ego. As long as you speak clearly and with a man voice, you will not just look confident, you will be something out of a movie. You are becoming her fantasy. You are strong but accessible and not too intimidating. She is aware that you are a little too good for her but feels nervously comfortable. She wants you to take her.
-Do not **** her on the first night. Go on at least two dates to build up the suspense. Going out to eat the first date, and to a concert the second date is the best choice. The third date should be you inviting her to your house to watch a movie and sip a special bottle of wine.
-While you are watching the movie make sure you are sitting next to her and your legs are touching the whole time. The entire time she will be waiting for you to make the move. Be patient. Give it a half hour or so. Look at her every few minutes and smile. Then, give out the kiss and move on from there. She will be ready to drain the cum from your balls all night long and as many times after that as you want.
This is a simple and very effective formula.
Stay in shape, smile and be kind, wear moderately fashionable clothing.... but not too try hard, and you should have no problems getting pussy.
On the other hand, some women will just straight up come at you the second you are alone and they've had a few drinks. In my experience, those women usually are not the best sex and are the least rewarding to be with.
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05-27-2013, 01:16 AM #13
Do not let them treat it like a currency that they can exchange for "goods and services" like gifts or chores....srs
Be good at it. Be prepared to go down and give them mind-blowing orgasms at least once before you even insert for the first time. Everything you do after that will feel 10x better to them.
Create a situation that basically makes it "their loss" if they don't give it up.
Most bishes think they have all the power because they control it. This only works if the male is the only one enjoying themselves. Make them crave it and you are all of a sudden in control.Last edited by TheRealOrson; 05-27-2013 at 01:27 AM.
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05-27-2013, 01:25 AM #15
I had 4 cups of coffee and I can not sleep. I forgot the "other" life advice.
If you are getting to be in your mid twenties and still do not have a college degree or a good job, seek an employer who will pay you and train you to make a good living at the same time. Military and Railroad companies are the way to go.
Be patient before you rush into marriage. Date a woman for at least two years, and live with them for atleast one.
Stay in touch with your family, and if possible, live within a few hundred miles of the bulk of your family. I've been 1600 miles away from my family for nine years and will be moving back near them in July. I've missed babies being born, weddings, funerals, all kinds of **** that I regret. I did become a man and fully independent being so far away, but the price was heavy.
Adopt objective thinking. See things for what they really are. Break down cultures and types of people. Consider why they are the way they are.
Be the man that you want to be in your heart of hearts. Dream of it often and it will become a reality.
Do not hold grudges, it will haunt you. If you are having problems with a person and they refuse to resolve it, it is better to cut them off completely and move forward than to let it linger in the back of your mind.
Do not be lazy. Going to work, studying for your test, hitting the gym hard... these are the things that create peaceful sleep. Get the job done with absolute intensity before it is time to play and relax.
Be reasonable with your money. I would avoid credit cards at all cost. Never buy something too expensive. When you see that new Truck, or apartment that is just a little too high for you... let it go. It will get old within a few months and the reward will be gone, but you'll still be paying for it.
Show your closest friend and family from time to time that you appreciate them.
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05-27-2013, 01:35 AM #16
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-Be friendly with any woman you want to fk. Don't be that awkward guy who stands in the distance watching them. Women admire confidence which means talking to them
-Don't get super hung up on looks, think if she'd look good bent over the bed on all 4's
-Keep your sht tight. Workout, eat right, nice car, decent apartment/house with decent or good furniture.
-Get as much as you can as soon as you can. If you meet a girl while you are out and she's down to go back to your place take her there. Don't go out of your way to pay for dates and waste time
-Most guys no matter what they say on this forum will not approach girls very much when they are out. If you talk to 5 girls you are attracted to and get one number that's one more than you'd get if you were standing in the corner trying to look cool. Actual success rate will probably be 3-4/5 unless you are super ugly or awkward
-Don't throw all your eggs in one bucket. Use online dating/apps, going out, and one thing you do as a hobby like the gym to meet women.
-The older you get the easier it will become, late 20's/early 30's with a full head of hair and your game tight you'll be deep into girls in their early 20's
-Don't hang out with ugly/nerdy/fat/short guys. They ward off women no matter how good looking you are
-You really should run through about 20-30 girls before you even think of settling down with one. If you don't you'll be the guy who's cheating trying to get back his youth6'3" 247lbs
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05-27-2013, 01:38 AM #17
i don't agree with guy above i had having pointless conversations with stupid females i just normally pick one out to fuk and message her on fb or whatever but usually i meet them out and get number first. Take on date somewhere like lunch get them on wine be alpha and funny. smash that pussy not rocket science brahs
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05-27-2013, 01:46 AM #21
Wood read again/10. I never understood why people got married at ages 18-26. Age 27 is a maybe, age 28 would be optimal. Those are just estimates and each individual varies. I really can't see myself getting married till 33-36, but things change with time. Traveling over seas to exotic areas, all the while slaying poon, is the life I'm looking for.
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05-27-2013, 01:54 AM #25
No e-stat... I'm 30+ and just had a 3some on Friday with two 25 year olds. Got enough women interested that I'm having to make cuts, and I don't have to lower my standards at all. I'll be real though, have a great job, I'm in better shape than most, and once I've smashed a bish they're hooked. You better lower your standards if you don't have your chit together. Go for chicks with 2+ kids, easy stuff.
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05-27-2013, 01:55 AM #26
Here's what a guy posted on my blog in response to some guy whining about not getting girls:
A man becomes attractive to a woman when he is passionate about something. A man must make his life mission his top priority before and above a woman.
This is to say: If you are finding ways to consistently better yourself; women will become attracted to the project in motion, not necessarily the end result.
You can start by doing this many ways:
- Hit the gym (health, physique, confidence)
- Start a business (Money, status)
- Create style in your wardrobe (Status, style)
- Restore an old car to new condition
- etc, etc.
The whole point here is you are doing something that you are passionate about and it will help you grow as a person. More importantly, a woman will see that she is not your top priority and will fight for that position; although subconsciously she doesn't want to be top rung on your ladder.
Poster #1 has a typical loser mentality with "Dion has muscles, so he can get girls with a snap of his fingers". (Shake my head)
This further proves my point. What is Dion doing that you aren't poster #1? He is hitting the gym 3+ times a week as well as watching his diet.
If you knew that muscles attract women, wouldn't you hit the gym as well? No, you wouldn't.
If you knew money attracted women, wouldn't you attempt a business or further your education in hopes of climbing the corporate ladder? Probably not.
I am also a male stripper and can tell you that I am approached 10 fold while stripping because all of my qualities are on display (Muscular, confident, socially adept, money oriented, etc.) - It is not the title of a male stripper that truly turns women on; it is the qualities associated with such a task that make their pussy tingle. Not to mention other girls going crazy for you - women are way more competitive than men.
Bottom Line - Make your mission your priority, not women. If you build it (Yourself), they will come (bitches).
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05-27-2013, 01:58 AM #27
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If you are 35 and still trying to slay poon you've dun goofed. Its time to settle down and get a life(srs)
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