Scarred for life - words can't even... (srs)(nsfw)

[Equilibrah]

First of all, please respect the use of srs tag. Secondly, I have tried to make every effort to make my artists depictions acceptable by board standards. Mods, if they aren't up to scratch please don't hesitate to delete thread but I tried to make them less suggestive than things I have already seen drawn on here. If a ban is what I must receive, then mine angus is paprika'd, but I have to get the word out there.

Gather round my misc brahs, and I will tell you all a tale, a tale that happened to myself not 2 moons ago.

It begins with a girl, a girl I had been talking to for a couple of weeks and had already met up with once (smashed). I was seeing her again one night, and knew that we would be doing the adult thing and I would be clapping them cheeks.

I had been saving myself for this occasion, and considered myself to be partaking in "No-Fap". When I saw her the second time it had been ~4 days since the last visit, so I was at maximum capacity. We had been texting a bit, and she informed me she liked to swallow, which I was over the moon with because I often prefer a good old-fashioned and a BJ to fuarking with a raincoat (always staying safe).

Long story short I head over there, we head out to dinner, have a laugh, happy days. Get back to hers and do what people our age do best. Get down to binness.

Went down on her, she went down on me (she is nothing short of a cawk wizard, definitely a keeper) and move on to clappen dem cheeks. Obviously I was struggling to pace myself, having not fapped in days. So I got close and pulled out, but saved myself for later. Went back down on her, then fuarked a bit more. She chimed in that she was done ages ago, and that it was my turn to have some fun. Game face on.

She's working her magic, and I'm lying there feeling like a bawws, arms behind my head and biceps flexxorin away. Here is my view:






(Note - I am not ripped, but it's better for the effect *soclose* )

I chime in with "I will let you know when I'm close" and she nods, I'm set.

Having already almost exploded once, fuarked for 15 minutes, not fapped for days, I was in a dangerous place. The pressure was building, and I could rapidly feel myself approaching 50psi of baby-gravy pressure. Something had to give.

I started to make some noise, showing her I like what she was doing. She mixed it up a bit with a (pretty good) handy.





This was it, the point of no return. Part of me was worried that the force from this Krakatoa-like orgasm might shoot straight through her mouth, injuring her and leaving me with a string of assault charges - but it was now or never. The shivers started to move up my back to my brain, and I half-whispered / half grunted "I'm gonna cum!", and eagerly awaited her final BJ.

However, to my dismay and surprise she doesn't go back to zukken caulk... No no no... She does this:





It's at this point that I should probably mention that I'm not the biggest fan of my own (obviously the only I encounter) population paste. Something about it just homos me out (nohomo) and I try to avoid it at all costs. So her pointing my mains-pressure powered clag cannon at me was the worst thing I could imagine (short of babynamesdotcom).

I don't know if this was some porn star bullchit she had seen on the movies, read in a Cleo, or her ex-BF was a closet ****gytimeser, but I had no choice. I had to let go.

The first rocket-string would have made Peter North both proud and disgusted. It literally went right past my left ear, and hit the pillow with such force that it could have knocked a cat out. Then I felt the self-destructive warmness on my stomach, and I will spare you the details. But know this - a part of me died that night.

I came out of my self-induced mini-coma once the self-disgust had subsided, and though "What have I done!!!"



She went and got some tissues and cleaned ME up, something I never thought or wanted to ever happen to me EVER!

You guys might think I'm being melodramatic, but some people hate spiders, some people hate snakes, I hate spooge. I hope one day to overcome this event, probably through extensive counselling, but I needed to share my story with you brahs, to be aware of this dastardly female trick and hopefully prevent the same thing happening to you.

Please brahs, stay safe.

Cliffs (as requested by namesarehard (possible ****gytimes))
- Went out with girl
- Smashing, knew she swallowed
- Finished with HJ/BJ Powercombo
- She pointed pen0r at mine face as I came instead of putting it in her mouth
- WHATAMESS
- Scarred for life

[HughMyron]

Fird

[MrBest]

i dont beleive your liess

[YourIHero]

strong ****ing pics, lmao

[Matt143]

pics of girl?

[tinky_winky]

[BigTimeBull]

Lmao, in.

[SirReal14]

LOL in on this epic thread. strong fukin pics. repped

[Collapoppa23]

what a kunt! shes such a troll, thats the equivalent of like farting in her face while 69ing

[nosliw]

Guess you could say you got a taste of your own medicine

[Shak3401]

shes ygly bro. you can do better

[Equilibrah]

I swear any cheeky kunt that doesn't believe me can go neg themself, it's not a word of a lie (srs)

Not posting pics of girl due to those sneaky detectives, which is why I put a spoonful of effort into my paint pictures, so you too can get the fear of this travesty.

[HiddenMozart]

You ****ed a troll?

[EpicChestHair]

Ehh.. ummm? I think I missed the interesting part and I read the entire thing twice..

If you would have nutted into your own open mouth (and swallowed) that would have been worth mentioning but a little hit the pillow next to you.. that's it?

[WhiskeyBent3]

you're not a real man unless you've tasted yourself

[d1ablov6]

first page

[Darkwatcher759]

Op tells a mean story. Wouldve been funny if the first shot got you right in the eye

[MesoPeaks]

I swear any cheeky kunt that doesn't believe me can go neg themself, it's not a word of a lie (srs)

Not posting pics of girl due to those sneaky detectives, which is why I put a spoonful of effort into my paint pictures, so you too can get the fear of this travesty.

why didn't you do anything to stop her from doing it?

or

everything went fast? LOL

[GettinBig15]

Good read OP, got a semi reading through that until the end.

[speaklowmanlet]

lmao!!! the pics alone made me laugh. repped.

[ShiiveR]

Lost it at "string of assault charges"

[Roldz]

[FernandoVenezue]

wow. the only thing he left out is that it was a transvestite prostitute, but other than that, very accurate.

[Amir11]

had this happen to me on many occasions, except it never hit me in my own face.....
im a shooter not an oozer

[Equilibrah]

Op tells a mean story. Wouldve been funny if the first shot got you right in the eye

I probably would have spiralled into a jizz-induced psychosis brah, this was enough to phuck me up.

As for the other comments about tasting it, I could think of nothing worse. All girlfriends I have had have brushed their teeth post-BJ before I kissed them, chits filfy yo.

[Shak3401]

had this happen to me on many occasions, except it never hit me in my own face.....
im a shooter not an oozer

stfu *******

[TAS44]

lmao at story

lettuce be cereal though, it's not that bad.

[peepr]

the drawings are great..very lulzy.



but where da fukin pics of girl op? you some kind a******* op? negged.

[STEALTHCAT]

fell of ma chair lol'in & 50psi and dat dere rocket string. nice

[CaliKingBrah]

good read