Own you own town for $799,999. Misc lets buy it (Pics, Video, Cliffs)

[Roma315]

Check out
www.misctown.com

Misc. unite and lets buy this town (and Profit)
brb cost less than a Bugatti
brb strongest town in America
brb rep power determines who is mayor, sheriff, ect..

Cliffs:
-Buy a town for 800k
-But its in S. Dakota
-Includes dance hall, a saloon, two jails, a train depot, two stores, and some more empty buildings
-46 acres
-speakers4u is not allowed to live there he negged me once I posted this thread and i lol'd or REZAA
-Longhorn Saloon has potential
-Quality posts deserve rep love (added after page 8) Will rep all back.

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoft...n.for.sale.cnn







Close to the famous Badlands


Had it with life in the big city? The traffic, crowds, and high rent got you down? Then may we suggest you consider investing in the town of Scenic, South Dakota? And by "invest" we mean "buy the whole darn town for $800,000."

That's right. The small town, which admittedly has seen better days, can be yours for just a bit more than an average home in San Francisco. So, what exactly do you get for your $800k? Quite a lot, actually. You'll get a dance hall, a saloon, two jails, a train depot, two stores, and some more empty buildings.

According to ABC News, the town is for sale because the current owner, Twila Merrill, has been diagnosed with cancer. Merrill's daughter, Lee Ann Keester, remarked, "I have to take care of my mom. Family always comes first... But it's just time, everything comes with time... [My mom] would love to do it until she's 100, but her health won't permit her."


True, the town won't be mistaken for New York or even Green Acres. However, based on the pictures, it does have a certain Old West charm. One can almost picture John Wayne ambling down the street. It does look like a ghost town--and with fewer than 10 residents, it's mighty close to becoming one.

This isn't the first time an entire town has gone up for sale. Some may remember actress Kim Basinger's ill-fated purchase of Braselton, Georgia for $20 million. Basinger planned to turn the town into a tourist draw, complete with film festival. But things didn't quite work out as she planned. She was later forced to sell the town at a huge loss due to financial problems of her own.

And Basinger isn't alone. As an article from MSN points out, many have purchased towns only to see that the dream of "owning their own zip code" turn into a nightmare. It's one thing to be a landlord and have to fix a renter's leaky faucet. It's another to be responsible for an entire town of faucets (and toilets, and electricity, and crime prevention, and, and, and...)



for your time

[buckeyenutz]

didn't read, but IN

[jross2021]

ill put down 700,000 if someone else puts up the rest

[CRUCIATUS]

In... live 10 minutes from Braselton Ga. srs

[BroHeat]

R...

[pyzjn]

pics

[juggernautapple]

Do we get to have a dress-code where we all have to be cowboys wearing misc shirts?

[ArcticDog]

Two jails, perfect. One for reds and one for female miscer attention whores.

I'd imagine if MISC bought a town it would have like a dozen gyms, its own local bb contest, a MASSIVE supp store, chestbrah would stand in a shady streetcorner selling dat dere cell-tech. Because the entire town is jacked as fuark obviously all the wimmins would come visit. There'd be like a dozen strip clubs and regular clubs for fist pumping.

Every sunday the entire MISC town would join in a gigantic cheatday feast.

[Roma315]

pics

video posted and pics

[bmontgomery87]

lol. in

[No1DraftPick]

ill throw in $100. srs.

[melon247]

how ****ing chill would it be to just go on vacation to misc town, and at any given point you can just go there and chill with misc bros even at like 4am

[HCAFC]

inb4 this actually happens

[artgarvey]

I got five on it

[Phaggotron]

Can we make fuking ******** legal in this town?

[BroHeat]

Age of consent will be 14 in our town.

[Bcndiamond]

It angers me the Misc still hasn't done something like this.
See how much we bring up in all the donation threads, it's very possible.

We should have bought that historic light tower in ny..

[moonroni1989]

Two jails, perfect. One for reds and one for female miscer attention whores.

I'd imagine if MISC bought a town it would have like a dozen gyms, its own local bb contest, a MASSIVE supp store, chestbrah would stand in a shady streetcorner selling dat dere cell-tech. Because the entire town is jacked as fuark obviously all the wimmins would come visit. There'd be like a dozen strip clubs and regular clubs for fist pumping.

Every sunday the entire MISC town would join in a gigantic cheatday feast.

I'd imagine if MISC bought a town it would have empty streets and one giant server.

[Roma315]

It angers me the Misc still hasn't done something like this.
See how much we bring up in all the donation threads, it's very possible.

We should have bought that historic light tower in ny..

more people for Misc town!!! Crazy toll for outsiders=profit

[hardestout89]

we can put the reds in the jails

[JonnyNUFC87]

I'm in to invest if this actually gets off the ground, we'd have to put together a conglomerate or start a property group with everyone who invested allocated their worth of shares

[ygbodybuilder10]

how many misc members are there, this can really happen i would put my share in, srs

[Tha big kahoona]

i'll chip in5 grand if this ever gets srs. lulz

[eyeliketurtles]

In for the greatest town ever

[Reveen]

holy chit ... I live in South Dakota and this town is only a few hours drive away.

[captainspoon]

since 75% of miscers are engineers im sure we could build it into a city in no time

[Realityy]

Would be epic but we don't have millionaires on the misc unfortunately

[FlexManlet55]

brb license plates with "you mad" for slogan on them

[Canadian_Lifter]

I'll contribute $500 if this goes down (srs)

Would be so epic

Have to promise there'll be at least 3 gyms

We could make
Dance hall = club
1 store = supp store
2nd store = gym
Train station - who the fuk cares (maybe a hotel or something?)
Saloon - bar w/ behind-the-counter celltech dealing

[Essequani]

yes

I'll put in something between $100 and $1k