fuuuuuuuark every other girl in cali is a hottie.
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07-01-2011, 07:08 PM #3241Misctape Messiah
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"One guy tries to xray my biceps, see how deep these diamond cuts go, problem is the pussy assed xrays cant pass through my fibras"
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07-01-2011, 07:20 PM #3242Jealousy you have to earn
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I have some catching up to do
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07-01-2011, 07:24 PM #3243Jealousy you have to earn
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07-01-2011, 08:17 PM #3244Registered User
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what state?Originally Posted by br0_r0gan
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07-01-2011, 09:53 PM #3245Registered User
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I think he's talking about being average looking (5-6/10). If you are at least that high than personality will carry you.Originally Posted by kingtung
I notice when I feel confident I get eye fuked by a bunch of girls. When I feel like **** or not confident I get ignored. When I speak confidently I can flirt with HBs. When I speak without it I get people lookin at me like "who the fuk is this kid".
I've gone from looking confidently and getting approached by a girl at a dance/rave then speaking like a **** and the girl lose interest in me in like 30 minutes later.
There is a huge difference I have noticed just based on my mindset. This might just be my perception and self-fulfilling prophecy coming into play but I doubt it.Last edited by roidrage87; 07-01-2011 at 10:02 PM.
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07-01-2011, 10:05 PM #3246Registered User
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LMAO. Just used a copy pasta on a girl on ******** for ****s and giggles and got a "what the **** who are you?" response. /feelscreeperman
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07-01-2011, 10:07 PM #3247Truth Teller
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Lol which one did you send?Originally Posted by MA5Bergey
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07-01-2011, 10:08 PM #3248Registered User
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The vegas/charlie sheen one.Originally Posted by Aesthetical
Might've come on a little too strong lmao. In b4 all of her mutual friends delete me.
Note to self: Test the waters with ugly chicks on ******** before you use a copy pasta on the hot ones.Last edited by MA5Bergey; 07-01-2011 at 10:17 PM.
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07-01-2011, 10:51 PM #3249MMC's Mr.O
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LOL boys, given up on this chick.Originally Posted by KouRon
Got another chick who i hooked up with a couple months ago, comin over tonight
. She is DTF as well, so wish me luck boys (PS. encase you don't know im a virgin, hopefully not for much longer hahah 
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07-01-2011, 11:06 PM #3250ScarbyPls
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he nepped you brah...be happy.Originally Posted by kingtung
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07-02-2011, 12:04 AM #3251Registered User
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lol maybe not. Meet her and let us know results, brahOriginally Posted by Jay_
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07-02-2011, 12:34 AM #3252Registered User
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ok so I'm going to pick this black POF girl from downtown chicago and bringing her and her friend back to my house. Wish me luck guys.
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07-02-2011, 07:25 AM #3253Registered User
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smashed a chick i met at the bar a few weeks ago last night.
havent been on pof/okc much since it was my birthday yesterday and busy today. will have to jump on(ツ)
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07-02-2011, 07:38 AM #3254el gran santo de estética
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Fello ohio brah - i see u! :POriginally Posted by tino124
anyway talken to dezzz got some numbers brosz
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chic on right.
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07-02-2011, 08:05 AM #3255Registered User
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I think I'm in love. Got this response to the Charlie Sheen/Vegas line
"Despite the fact that you did not start off with "h0wZ d3m L1p$ f33l oN mUh d1cKkK gUrLLL" or "I put the STD in STUD & all I need is U".......I'm still inclined to believe that your intentions are honorable and admirable.
The world's reaction to our fornicating in our ********-fueled love crypt:
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Selling the genetic code is brilliant, but obviously the children themselves need to be sold too! We can keep some of the infants though - they're a great source of protein, which will help us maintain our ridiculous good looks. And from years of practice, I have ascertained that they're the most supple when sauteed. Mmm!
The most obvious purchaser is Disney so let's start by selling a few kids to them. The added bonus to this is that we'll become pseudo celebs ourselves and can rock the raging ******* problems and several twitches along with our children! So we'll obviously get a reality show and then get to dish out a few albums. I'm hoping this estrogen kicks in soon so we can have a pair of ginormous 73" boobs on the album cover. And you'll clearly have to be gay by that point."
from this chick
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07-02-2011, 08:08 AM #3256Did It all for the Nookie
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Threesome... not sure if MMF or MFF.Originally Posted by Ejjw18
Rape back 400+ and randoms
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"Giving a fuk that other people might give a fuk when no one gives a fuk is fuking you up"
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07-02-2011, 08:28 AM #3257Registered User
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Honestly don't get some of these girls. This girl seems really interested in me (texts me all the time, convos go great), but we still haven't even met yet, just texting. I've tried setting something up but she hasn't been free when I am and hasn't really countered any days to meet up...
Then on the other hand, this other girl has been asking me non-stop to meet and with my schedule I can't see her since she's just over an hour away, first chicks just 10mins away. So this girl wants to have a "Skype date". She said if I'm shirtless, she's all about being fair. Sounds like it could be alright haha.
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07-02-2011, 08:38 AM #3258Registered User
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Time wasters man, time wasting bishes looking for ****ing text buddies. I dont even message bishes no more that dont have body shots, and aint withing 10 km'sOriginally Posted by Jay_
RIP ZYZZ, Son of Zeus. Brother of Hercules. Father of Aesthetics. ARSENAL, JAYS, LEAFS, TORONTO FC, RAPTORS
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07-02-2011, 09:31 AM #3259Josh Maddocks
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Few.gifOriginally Posted by zSolo
Originally Posted by RalphWontGo
This, make sure you know exactly what's going down, you don't want to be sexed on by a 300 pound black guy. (srs)
Also, don't ever say "Sithbrah doesn't bring the lols." because I do;
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07-02-2011, 09:40 AM #3260Registered User
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Anyone know why a reply icon would not show in the inbox when I replied, however the message is visible in the sent box? I wondering if it has anything to do with this person that blocked me.
lol this fat bish blocked me just cause I used Simon Cowell in a sarcastic joke.
In other news, I think I'm literally txting with a box of rocks. I mean I got a spoon pic, but it might as well be next to a box of rocks and not a chicken head, cause she's talking in circles, and doesn't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. I seriously feel like I'm staring in a caucasian Rush Hour. I'm not picky with standards. I just want to go out and have some damn fun.
I'm the green dot
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07-02-2011, 10:16 AM #3261Registered User
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ok guys, let me tell you how much of a pornstar I was last night. Worth the read.
I was at a bar and my friends went home at like 1:30am because they were pussies and tired. So I go back home. I'm like "this sucks, I want to **** something". I had started talking to this cute black girl on POF 2 days ago and had exchanged numbers. I texted her to see what was up and she said "I'm downtown you should come to this bar." Well I didn't feel like drinking anymore so i was like "well how about I come pick you guys up and we all come back to my house?" They agreed. So I get down there and pick em up and her friend is BANGIN. We get back to my house and the POF girl and I go in my room and her friend goes in the other bedroom. Here's where it gets good...
We're laying there and she just jumps on top of me and rips my clothes off so I do the same. This is where it gets intense, out of no where she punches me in the face and im kind of like "wait wtf?!" For some reason this really turned me on so I slapped her back. I turn her over and start goin down on her. Then she starts giving me orders and is like "get the **** on top of me and **** the **** out of me right now" and i was like "no suck my dick", then she punches me again and says "**** ME NOW" so I slapped her back hard and said "NO suck my ****ing dick right now" So she starts going down on me(best BJ i've ever had) and then out of no where she throws my legs up and starts licking my *******. It took me by surprise and I had never had this happen to me before.....I kind of liked it hahah. Anyway, we start ****ing and she's going nuts and being insanely loud. After about 20 minutes of this my bedroom door opens and her friend is standing in my doorway naked.....I swear the girl I was banging looks at her and says "get over here" So immediately in my head I'm thinking "YES!!!!!!" they both start going down on me and I start ****ing them both blah blah. Well the POF girl starts squirting EVERYWHERE. she started squirting on my chest and starts licking it up and then starts squirting on my face and im in like a world of shock because I have never had sex like this before. To end the story, we ****ed for almost 2 hours. I felt like Tommy for a night. He's a picture of my bed sheets and you can see how much she squirted all over my bed.
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07-02-2011, 10:18 AM #3262Come at me! not (srs)
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a made a female account last night viewed a few profiles...
just checked u have 30 new messages.... way too much competition brahs
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07-02-2011, 10:25 AM #3263el gran santo de estética
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....smh Bone achieved.
Wish there was pics of said female.
i know brah gotta smashOriginally Posted by Sithbrah
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07-02-2011, 10:26 AM #3264Nutritional King
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its saturday ! who has a pof date tonight ?
Sup Brah? Gonna Need Your Bank Account Details And Sort Code.
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07-02-2011, 10:36 AM #3265I'll start lifting later.
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She just wants pics. Girls have a one track mind and can only focus on one thing. Right now she wants pics. Just send her a shot of you with your shirt off and see if she sends any back...Originally Posted by alienmonkey
Anyone know why a reply icon would not show in the inbox when I replied, however the message is visible in the sent box? I wondering if it has anything to do with this person that blocked me.
lol this fat bish blocked me just cause I used Simon Cowell in a sarcastic joke.
In other news, I think I'm literally txting with a box of rocks. I mean I got a spoon pic, but it might as well be next to a box of rocks and not a chicken head, cause she's talking in circles, and doesn't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. I seriously feel like I'm staring in a caucasian Rush Hour. I'm not picky with standards. I just want to go out and have some damn fun.
I'm the green dot
It's obvious she doesn't wanna play minigolf she wants to get phucked.
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07-02-2011, 10:37 AM #3266Registered User
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I didnt get a chance to take a picture of them without them noticing, and I dont want to post a picture from her POF because I don't want some dickhead Misc detective to **** this up for me.Originally Posted by zSolo
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07-02-2011, 10:37 AM #3267I'll start lifting later.
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Oh lawd....Originally Posted by Ejjw18
ok guys, let me tell you how much of a pornstar I was last night. Worth the read.
I was at a bar and my friends went home at like 1:30am because they were pussies and tired. So I go back home. I'm like "this sucks, I want to **** something". I had started talking to this cute black girl on POF 2 days ago and had exchanged numbers. I texted her to see what was up and she said "I'm downtown you should come to this bar." Well I didn't feel like drinking anymore so i was like "well how about I come pick you guys up and we all come back to my house?" They agreed. So I get down there and pick em up and her friend is BANGIN. We get back to my house and the POF girl and I go in my room and her friend goes in the other bedroom. Here's where it gets good...
We're laying there and she just jumps on top of me and rips my clothes off so I do the same. This is where it gets intense, out of no where she punches me in the face and im kind of like "wait wtf?!" For some reason this really turned me on so I slapped her back. I turn her over and start goin down on her. Then she starts giving me orders and is like "get the **** on top of me and **** the **** out of me right now" and i was like "no suck my dick", then she punches me again and says "**** ME NOW" so I slapped her back hard and said "NO suck my ****ing dick right now" So she starts going down on me(best BJ i've ever had) and then out of no where she throws my legs up and starts licking my *******. It took me by surprise and I had never had this happen to me before.....I kind of liked it hahah. Anyway, we start ****ing and she's going nuts and being insanely loud. After about 20 minutes of this my bedroom door opens and her friend is standing in my doorway naked.....I swear the girl I was banging looks at her and says "get over here" So immediately in my head I'm thinking "YES!!!!!!" they both start going down on me and I start ****ing them both blah blah. Well the POF girl starts squirting EVERYWHERE. she started squirting on my chest and starts licking it up and then starts squirting on my face and im in like a world of shock because I have never had sex like this before. To end the story, we ****ed for almost 2 hours. I felt like Tommy for a night. He's a picture of my bed sheets and you can see how much she squirted all over my bed.
Son I am Proud =p
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07-02-2011, 10:39 AM #3268Registered User
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So am I. I haven't been this proud of myself in awhile hahah. That was by far the best sex I have ever had. I have the house to myself for like 12 more days so I'm gonna make it happen again.Originally Posted by tential
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07-02-2011, 10:39 AM #3269Registered User
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How do you guys follow up on the having children and you cheating on her copy pasta if they just laugh or say jesus christ or something?
"The only thing I ever gave up was using any more excuses."
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07-02-2011, 10:53 AM #3270el gran santo de estética
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I sware bros!
Windsor Ontario got some of the best looken females on POF ffs, bishes are all "Online dateing standard" dimes.
oh Quoteing for epic story for new page
Originally Posted by Ejjw18
ok guys, let me tell you how much of a pornstar I was last night. Worth the read.
I was at a bar and my friends went home at like 1:30am because they were pussies and tired. So I go back home. I'm like "this sucks, I want to **** something". I had started talking to this cute black girl on POF 2 days ago and had exchanged numbers. I texted her to see what was up and she said "I'm downtown you should come to this bar." Well I didn't feel like drinking anymore so i was like "well how about I come pick you guys up and we all come back to my house?" They agreed. So I get down there and pick em up and her friend is BANGIN. We get back to my house and the POF girl and I go in my room and her friend goes in the other bedroom. Here's where it gets good...
We're laying there and she just jumps on top of me and rips my clothes off so I do the same. This is where it gets intense, out of no where she punches me in the face and im kind of like "wait wtf?!" For some reason this really turned me on so I slapped her back. I turn her over and start goin down on her. Then she starts giving me orders and is like "get the **** on top of me and **** the **** out of me right now" and i was like "no suck my dick", then she punches me again and says "**** ME NOW" so I slapped her back hard and said "NO suck my ****ing dick right now" So she starts going down on me(best BJ i've ever had) and then out of no where she throws my legs up and starts licking my *******. It took me by surprise and I had never had this happen to me before.....I kind of liked it hahah. Anyway, we start ****ing and she's going nuts and being insanely loud. After about 20 minutes of this my bedroom door opens and her friend is standing in my doorway naked.....I swear the girl I was banging looks at her and says "get over here" So immediately in my head I'm thinking "YES!!!!!!" they both start going down on me and I start ****ing them both blah blah. Well the POF girl starts squirting EVERYWHERE. she started squirting on my chest and starts licking it up and then starts squirting on my face and im in like a world of shock because I have never had sex like this before. To end the story, we ****ed for almost 2 hours. I felt like Tommy for a night. He's a picture of my bed sheets and you can see how much she squirted all over my bed.
black excellence, opulence, decadence.
. She is DTF as well, so wish me luck boys (PS. encase you don't know im a virgin, hopefully not for much longer hahah 
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