¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread v.2¬¬¬

[Fanatik]

PART:1 http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=132621003


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[Runnah]

Awww yeah

[TrackStar06]

in for whale wars

[Tip Top]

[DoctorV]

" I am very goal oriented and never stop trying. Im looking for someone that will look past who i used to be, someone to like me for my soul and not my body. I want a support system from someone other than family and friends. I am unique in such a way that its practically indescribable. Im in the process of gender reassignment surgery (male to female, i was born with male parts, just to clarify). I was born with GID, or gender identity disorder. Essentially a female trapped in a male's body. I've come into my looks for the most part, but not enough. I am certain that i will be 100% complete before 2012... I want a guy to be there to support me before hand, so that i know they are the real deal."

.... WAT?

Cliffs:
"Girl" on POF:
-I have a penis
-It's being converted to a vagina soon
-Someone love me pls?

[topperstyle]

so in. currently on a new mission, obtain womenz with no photos, just using my verbal skills

[Black_Dread]

someone rep me so i can find this thread fast

ill rep back haha


yeslazy


slow day on POF is slow

[ThaBadGuy]

first page of v2.

Why close the first one?

[heartswild]

read the other thread. gotta get in on this!

[HiJacked]

in for nudes

*censored of course*

[flabtoabs]

I cant wait for aesthetics!

just another month of cutting too go!

[Fanatik]

first page of v2.

Why close the first one?

got to big thus slowing down entire forums

[strunz]

insies

update: after i fapped i looked at my POF again and was disgusted with the 6s that were on there .. i just deleted like 3 or so 6-7 off my phone that were txting me.. from now on only girls i would approach in real life will get my copypastas!

[flyasthesky]

I join the first thread and they close it right after lmao... sent 20 milf/wales the amazon line.. waiting for response...

[Black_Dread]

the "your account is being closed" line is so funny

[GApump]

in


fish too small

[GMaccow]

In for more lulz

[DoctorV]

Will rep anyone who makes a post of any of the funny copypastas from the other thread.

[HiJacked]

since its the start of the thread can someone post the best copy paste openers that work ?

[Tip Top]

the "your account is being closed" line is so funny

gold, jerry, gold. it's been getting me so many responses. i've gotten like 4 or 5 'that made my day' or 'that was the best message i've ever gotten.' i'm almost hesitant to post it again because it'll get spammed to oblivion and ruin our chances with it, but:

Hello.
I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above
and beyond our maximum standards for looks.
You are clearly a 9/10 and here on Plentyoffish we only allow 6/10 maximum.

Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with your name, phone number, your
favorite flower, how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth at once (just curious) and if you
prefer chinese or italian cuisine.
This is very serious business and I would advise you to not take my message lightly or you might
anger my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.

Thanks
-Yourname

[ahatch133]

pof KREW checkin in first page.

delivering the lolz,

you know what it is (read from bottom up)

[Fanatik]

wut?
a milf...

[flabtoabs]

fanatik
is the shirtless pic the only one you have up or do you use face pics?

[Tip Top]

fanatik
is the shirtless pic the only one you have up or do you use face pics?

you need face pics.

[Fanatik]

since its the start of the thread can someone post the best copy paste openers that work ?

some of my favorites are:

"Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Use that on people who viewed you, but didn't message


"you look pale just as me, babe!!! lets be pale together"


"the 9/10 line"

swanson dinner/amazon/everest lines are outplayed...dont use em

[B_Nelley35]

I prefer black women, used it on her, everything went better than expected.

She's nothing special, but my type...anyways here is the convo so far;

Me:
Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice

Her:
Lmfao . Ooh WOW !

Me:
Thought you might like that, how are you? Why are you up so early...Im Brett by the way.

Her:
I'm doing fine and I'm always up this early just came back from running . Nice to meet you I'm missy

How fast should I progress this convo? What should I say next.


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[Black_Dread]

in the middle

used the .. "thoughts on younger men" line. will update

[Chrono803]

in for more epicness...

I should actually contribute to this one ;p

[direttore]

Just looked at the first few pages of the old thread. Almost threw up.

[flyasthesky]

this sucks, I live in Long Island,NY and have to go up against you guys who have already used all the amazon/swanson lines already.. time to get creative...