Text this to girls for guaranteed sex!!!
EDIT: works. check page 5. lololol. fb chat a girl i havnt seen or spoken to in years. used over 9000 misc memes. got number.
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[QUOTE=StrongScience62;678105641]I hope you're all ready for this. fb chat some girl i met once and havnt talked to in 2 years. used a ton of misc memes. got her number. gonna hang out.
girls not great, but pretty decent.
Me: Happy Mothers Day
Her: Thanks, but I'm not a mom...
Me: *Yet. Coming over now.
ok, i thought of a variation that might help this out a little bit.
Me: Happy Mothers Day to a great mom!
Her: thanks, but im not a mom...
Me: *Yet. Coming over now.
seems like it might lead the convo where we want it a little more
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05-08-2011, 01:42 PM #1Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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Text this to girls for guaranteed sex!!!
Last edited by StrongScience62; 05-10-2011 at 12:03 PM.
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05-08-2011, 01:43 PM #2Registered User
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lol this could actually be funny, trying now srs
edit: (editing as convo goes on, going to smash when shes back from college anyways)
Me: Happy mothers day
Her: Im not a mother!
Me: Not yet, coming over now
Her: Haha jerk
Me: Stop it, its obvious you love me and you cant control yourself
Her: Haha in yo dreams fool
Me: Ayeeeee we'll see when youre back in (our hometown, shes in college right now but im done)
damn it shes said shes tired and is just small talking, fuuuuuuuuuu. oh well she'll be back home in june but fuark i dont wanna wait :/
ok trying on a new one now, dont care about this bish at all, she sent me pics and i can smash with a little more effort
Me: Happy mothers day
Her:What are you tryna say?
Me: Coming over now
Her: Okay.
Me: Prepare your anus
Her: Thats gross
Me: So whats your address again?
Her: I'm in Michigan
Me: When are you back in ohio?
Her: Idk friday
Me: See you then
Her: Weirdo
Me: hahaha
and a 3rd, chick was in my foods class in highschool, havent talked to her in forever. omg lmao im dying at this, its ******** and a whore too srs
Me: Happy mothers day
Her: Who is this?
Me: Coming over now
Her: Who is this
Me: The most charming person in this world
Her: Who?
Me: They call me.... charming brah
Her: What?
Me: You are a dumb slut
Her: I dont have your number saved? Who is this
Me: Oh cause i thought you did have my number saved thats why you were asking who this is!!!!!
Her: I got a new phone.
Me: Its fah92 you whore
Her: bye?
Me: dont text me please idk if std's are transferable through phones
Her: prolly
Her: why do you even still have my number dude delete it
Me: It's been saved since highschool i dont bother deleting numbers, dont think highly of yourself you have no reason to.
Her: I mean there is sence (lol @ her spelling) you keep texting me?
Me: I know someone like me texting you might make you believe that, but its not true. dont get your hopes up, k thanks
Her: Someone like you? What are you suppose to be? you fuking creep
Me: lololol why u mad? Pls go you slut
Her: Im a slut? rightt. just delete my number
Me: Lol umad you've banged multiple guys all because of your insecurity issues?
Her: yeah, cause you know my life. Im one of the few girls in (hometown) that arnt sluts. Get over yourself dude. stop texting me. your annoying.
Me: lmao i know you're a whore with huge insecurity issues, trust me i've seen my fair share of your type. So please dont try and lie like that.
Her: haha your funny
Me: I know but thats besides the point, good luck with your whoring goals of 2011!
Her: Thanks! Ill do my bestLast edited by fah92; 05-08-2011 at 06:56 PM.
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05-08-2011, 01:44 PM #3Registered User
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lol in on this. texting a girl i know
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05-08-2011, 01:44 PM #4Banned
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05-08-2011, 01:44 PM #5Itz only Smellz
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lol using it right now
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05-08-2011, 01:46 PM #6Registered User
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Me: Happy mothers day
Her: who is this?
me: *no reply*
Me: Happy mothers day
Her: wrong number 'my name'?
Me: ok
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05-08-2011, 01:46 PM #7Banned
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Lol'd.
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05-08-2011, 01:50 PM #8Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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bamp. some people try this. kinda specific, but could be modified to work.
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05-08-2011, 01:54 PM #9Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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ok
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05-08-2011, 01:56 PM #10Registered User
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Originally Posted by fah92
bump, and what say now?
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05-08-2011, 01:57 PM #11Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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ok, but i at least want you to have my abortionOriginally Posted by fah92
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05-08-2011, 01:59 PM #12Registered User
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me: happy mothers day
her: I'm not a mom!! Haha
me: Not yet, coming over now
her: Hahahahah
me: prepare your anus
her: wow
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05-08-2011, 02:00 PM #13Registered User
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Me: Happy Mother's Day!
Her: Haha thanks butttt im not a mom
Me: Yet. Coming over now.
Her: To my job lolA veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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05-08-2011, 02:00 PM #14Registered User
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Me: Happy Mother's Day!
Her: Thank you son.
Me: Oh sh*t, I didn't mean to text you that mom. I'm trying to pick up chicks using a line I saw from the MISC.
Her: A*shole.
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05-08-2011, 02:01 PM #15Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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shes just in the kitchen. wats the big deal about going there?Originally Posted by ericmiller220
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05-08-2011, 02:02 PM #16lmaoOriginally Posted by Jordan4690
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05-08-2011, 02:02 PM #17Banned
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me: Happy mothers day
her: How did you know?
me: Know what?
her: About the pregnancy?
me: huh?
her: Last month when we were together, I think the condom split
me: Are you ****ing joking?
her: No, went to doctors last week
me: Negged
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05-08-2011, 02:02 PM #18Gold and Silver Bug
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inb4 ya boy daveOriginally Posted by fah92
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i need something better! im already going to smash when shes back from college so this isnt a big deal lol, i just want something funnyOriginally Posted by StrongScience62
my texting game is actually pretty good, just want something funny to say cause im not that creative lolOriginally Posted by uracowman
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05-08-2011, 02:03 PM #20Originally Posted by Jordan4690
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05-08-2011, 02:04 PM #2150 shades of prisma
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in for potential lulz
"Take account of yourselves before your are brought to account."
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im gonna wax that ass like mister miyagiOriginally Posted by fah92
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05-08-2011, 02:05 PM #23''Its obvious you love me really''Originally Posted by fah92
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probably going with some form of thisOriginally Posted by NIguy
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05-08-2011, 02:08 PM #25Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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ok. txted to 3 girls. waiting for replies.
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05-08-2011, 02:12 PM #26Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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first one responded.
me: happy mothers day!
her: haha thanks lol I'm not a mom but i'll take it lol
me: *yet. coming over now
her:what lol
hmmmm. wat do? i was only prepared to go this far>Engineering Students Who Know Everything About Math, Science, And Everything Crew<
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05-08-2011, 02:16 PM #27Registered User
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Me: Happy Mothers Day to a great mom!
Her: im not a mother
Me: *Yet. Coming over now.
Her: That's not funny. You know I had an abortion last year?
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you should say "not yet, coming over now" not the asterisk and yet. just say "you're not one yet, im coming over now"Originally Posted by StrongScience62
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05-08-2011, 02:17 PM #29''do you wanna play mommy and daddy, nominsayin?!?''Originally Posted by StrongScience62
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05-08-2011, 02:19 PM #30Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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Originally Posted by fah92
sound advice sir.
its all good. bish wants to chat now. and she a freakOriginally Posted by NIguy
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