Which magical item would you choose?

[Face_Palm]

1. A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food a day.
2. A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.
3. A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.
4. An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you�re gay), which cannot be used on anyone you love.
5. A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
6. A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute.
7. A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160.
8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
10. An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom.


I didn't make this up, but it was definitely fun to think about, thought I'd share.

I'll post my answer a little later

[Dave P]

Gonna have to go with the time control watch.

[Face_Palm]

Gonna have to go with the time control watch.

Any explanation to why you think it's better than the rest?

[207]

necklace that makes you absorb knowledge when touching a book. College would be so easy...

[Dave P]

Any explanation to why you think it's better than the rest?

I've always thought that time control is the ultimate power...while 1 minute is limiting its still enough to basically reverse any disasters that could happen to you (car accidents, falling off stuff, injuring yourself etc) and easily make you wealthy beyond your dreams.


Brb putting everything I have on 1 on the roullette table once a day until I hit it.

[vag.pounder]

three/ acquire knowledge, get rich

[MonsterMikeLB]

Chocolate Bar... None of the others could keep you young... You could touch books and acquire knowledge or try to stop time for a minute. But the youth and invincibility for 100+ years would be awesome.

[DroppingDimes]

Dog, necklace, or remote.

Dog for money

Necklace to be able to be the learn anything you want in a matter of seconds.

Remote control to be able to troll people and have fun without any repercussions.

All others are really a waste.

[Pad264]

1. Chocolate Bar: You and your life partner could eat it and double (or more) the amount of time you have alive. There is nothing more valuable than time (my sig, haha).

2. The Watch: Being able to move time backwards one minute would net you an infinite amount of money.

3. The necklace: The ability to absorb information at that rate would be invaluable. If I had more ambition, this would probably be my #2, haha.

[SmithMachineGuy]

Number 7 the invincibility/ youth chocolate bar.
Eat a piece. become heavyweight champ of the world. Live large for 160 years.


The book necklace would be my second choice, but the 160 years of youth and invincibility is too good to pass up.

[wattsbw2004]

"A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading."


I could use this necklace to learn everything there is to know about everything.

-With this knowledge I will become rich and acquire all the 10/10's who want my money which eliminates the perfume and remote control.

-I could also travel wherever I wanted with the excess of cash I will have which crosses the van off the list.

-Wouldn't need a dog to poop gold because I'm already rich.

-Wouldn't need choco youth because I could live with copius amounts of sex and money at my age til the day I die with all the cash provided with my knowledge of everything.

-**** the weather bracelet, I could travel anywhere I want that has great weather.

-Don't need a pot O' food because I'm rich bitch.


amidoingitright?

[Blindead]

3 or 7. 3, become the god of knowledge, rule the world. 7, eat one, sell some, become filthy rich, give one to woman of choice, rule the world as man and female sex slave.

[xplicid01]

Id go with remote.. Bang a new bish every night.

[Dave P]

You can only learn so much from books.


Just sayin

[buyerofmtg]

easily #3, in fact i think about how great that ability would be almost every single day

[SmithMachineGuy]

2. The Watch: Being able to move time backwards one minute would net you an infinite amount of money.

I tried to think of ways to make money, but the watch only lets you turn back one minute per day.
The only thing I can think of is hitting a casino, but will one minute be enough to set up a win?

[Dave P]

I tried to think of ways to make money, but the watch only lets you turn back one minute per day.
The only thing I can think of is hitting a casino, but will one minute be enough to set up a win?

Hell yea



Watch where the number lands....rewind time....put money on number....brb 35:1 odds.


Turn 10,000 into 12 million in 2 days

[Benihanas]

necklace that makes you absorb knowledge when touching a book. College would be so easy...

This. Life would be so easy. BRB going to a college library for a week and learning the universe

[KaTaNa111]

id go with the book...with that much knowledge all the other ones would pretty much be obsolete..you can have infinite money, with that comes girls, etc...

except for being able to turn back time or living to 160

[tranceaddict]

1. A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food a day.
2. A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.
3. A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.
4. An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), which cannot be used on anyone you love.
5. A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
6. A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute.
7. A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160.
8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
10. An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom.


I didn't make this up, but it was definitely fun to think about, thought I'd share.

I'll post my answer a little later

A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.

knowledge = power

[Benihanas]

I tried to think of ways to make money, but the watch only lets you turn back one minute per day.
The only thing I can think of is hitting a casino, but will one minute be enough to set up a win?

use knowledge to learn counting cards brah

[7straightup]

"A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading."


I could use this necklace to learn everything there is to know about everything.

-With this knowledge I will become rich and acquire all the 10/10's who want my money which eliminates the perfume and remote control.

-I could also travel wherever I wanted with the excess of cash I will have which crosses the van off the list.

-Wouldn't need a dog to poop gold because I'm already rich.

-Wouldn't need choco youth because I could live with copius amounts of sex and money at my age til the day I die with all the cash provided with my knowledge of everything.

-**** the weather bracelet, I could travel anywhere I want that has great weather.

-Don't need a pot O' food because I'm rich bitch.


amidoingitright?

Would have to go with this ^^

but on the other hand... regardless if you are super smart and rich everyone always wants more time!

hard choice really.

[wattsbw2004]

You can only learn so much from books.


Just sayin

The amount you would learn is plenty to get hired for the highest paid job or service imaginable. Not to mention you could have licensing deals, contracts, seminars, etc... all to broaden the horizons of those less fortunate then the smartest man on earth.

Would have to go with this ^^

but on the other hand... regardless if you are super smart and rich everyone always wants more time!

hard choice really.

More time means more death that you have to go through. Are you willing to watch your closest friends and family die knowing that you wouldn't see them again. Not to mention the fact that anyone you meet and grow attached to will die. How many times would you be able to handle that?

[TommyStarwind]

I tried to think of ways to make money, but the watch only lets you turn back one minute per day.
The only thing I can think of is hitting a casino, but will one minute be enough to set up a win?

plenty of time... you have a thousand dollars... one thing of BJ takes seconds...

[Dave P]

The amount you would learn is plenty to get hired for the highest paid job or service imaginable. Not to mention you could have licensing deals, contracts, seminars, etc... all to broaden the horizons of those less fortunate then the smartest man on earth.

You'd still have a job though and have to work....and you'd have to track down every single book.



Time control would net you far more money far quicker

[TommyStarwind]

The amount you would learn is plenty to get hired for the highest paid job or service imaginable. Not to mention you could have licensing deals, contracts, seminars, etc... all to broaden the horizons of those less fortunate then the smartest man on earth.

I must agree with this guy... you can learn plenty from books in plenty of fields... sure you may not have the experience, but you have the logic so most of the time you will be alright... I like the necklace myself...

[alphamind]

I'mma go with the food (srs)

[Benihanas]

You'd still have a job though and have to work....and you'd have to track down every single book.



Time control would net you far more money far quicker

yeah but you could also learn ridiculous **** that you could create an idea for a patent and just invent a bunch of sweet **** and get loaded off of that.

or like I said earlier learn how to count cards from books

[Sgt T-Man]

Turn back time with the watch

few mins ago i hit a curb with my car wrecked the entire rim/tire $350 to fix it & i saw the curb & just bertstared it & did nothing....f*ck i am pissed.

[TommyStarwind]

I'mma go with the food (srs)

shiitload of food haha