ITT things that we have in Australia that are banned in America, lulz

[Mucledmads]

Drinking and clubbing before the age of 21

Legal cultivation of Marijuana plants in certain states

Swearing on live TV after 9pm

Tax funded healthcare

lets keeps this going lulz

[ManyBigGuys]

koala bears

[0rangeBlast]

Zyzz

[MUFFIN_MAN]

zyzz

this

[ZailZ]

*******s

[MUFFIN_MAN]

centrelink
lebonease people
vb
ac/dc
zyzz
Rockhampton

[supaturk]

if you have a brain, you can get a job here in australia.

free healthcare!

government pays for you to look for a job here,

while your not working, our government have this welfare program called centrelink
- they put you with job finder programs and give you about
$220-230 a week depending on your situation.

so the government literally pays you to just look for a job, and they give you job
offers and guide you to different companies there affiliated with so you can find work.
they even help you make resumes and stuff haha.

its crazy here how many benefits you get. if you have a child, the government gives you about $6k just for having it to buy it clothes etc. then you get roughly $400 a week if your a single parent just for having the kid. its rediculous, sometimes you see married couples who just get a divorce and still live together, and have like 8 kids and **** and get like $3-4k a week from the government while the "EX-HUSBAND" still works. our banks are filthy rich, in sydney i've never had any trouble finding a job. im fairly young and have been in and out of 6 different jobs in the last 3 years chasing higher salaries. its pretty easy to find a office job down here. some places like the banks even hire you if english is your second language, like the commonwealth bank australia (CBA). when i worked at the bank they had like 6 other people starting with me, and 3 of them had really bad punctuation,grammar and vocabulary. but still got the job.

all in all. we have alot of hot bishes everywhere you go in sydney, a Fark load of music/dance events, some of the best beaches in the world. and one of the only countries who wasn't effected by the economic downturn. <3 australia.

[Staberella]

I like you Aussies, you guys are some of the happiest fukers on earth but you can go fuk yourselves when it comes to your crazy ass spiders. DO NOT WANT.

[AlphaMisc]

Drinking and clubbing before the age of 21

Not a big deal what do you think everyone does freshman year of College. Its like an unenforced rule.

Legal cultivation of Marijuana plants in certain states

We have this too.

Swearing on live TV after 9pm

We have swearing on TV after a certain time and at all times on certain channels.

Tax funded healthcare

We really don't want that crap our system is the best in the world.

brb not starting this argument/10

[Ggdograa]

Drinking and clubbing before the age of 21

yeah and this is such a ****ing good thing hey, having nothing but drunk teenagers stumbling through the streets every goddamn weekend.

and why the piss are you typing in bold font?

[sydney_boy]

bonds undies
Dunlop Volleys
Swearing on the radio any farking time of day
Drinking at 18

[blakus_javus]

Legal brothels and prostitution in the ACT (my state) woot!!!

[Blood_kn1ght]

Legal brothels and prostitution in the ACT (my state) woot!!!

BrB moving to austrailia

[Laissezfaire]

Legal brothels and prostitution in the ACT (my state) woot!!!

Funny thing is apparently when one applies for a prostitution license there is nothing in the law that requires a proof of age. The dude who issues them requires one anyway, but it isn't actually backed up by the law.

[MUFFIN_MAN]

bonds undies
Dunlop Volleys
Swearing on the radio any farking time of day
Drinking at 18

Bonds ftw

[MUFFIN_MAN]

yeah and this is such a ****ing good thing hey, having nothing but drunk teenagers stumbling through the streets every goddamn weekend.

and why the piss are you typing in bold font?

whos side you on mayne?

[Mucledmads]

Not a big deal what do you think everyone does freshman year of College. Its like an unenforced rule.

Yea but you can't go clubbing, beta country imo

We have swearing on TV after a certain time and at all times on certain channels

Umm only pre recorded television programs that have received a classifications, in Australia after 9pm live tv such as talks shows can swear without a classification.

We really don't want that crap our system is the best in the world.

brb not starting this argument/10

Yea, whoops broke my leg and I am in debt already, oh well another $6,000 bill won't hurt.

[Moh7]

We really don't want that crap our system is the best in the world.

brb not starting this argument/10

ROFL.

no you do not

The World Health Organization's ranking
of the world's health systems.

Rank Country

1 -France
2 -Italy
3 -San Marino
4 -Andorra
5 -Malta
6 -Singapore
7 -Spain
8 -Oman
9 -Austria
10 -Japan
11 -Norway
12 -Portugal
13 -Monaco
14 -Greece
15 -Iceland
16 -Luxembourg
17 -Netherlands
18 -United Kingdom
19 -Ireland
20 -Switzerland
21 -Belgium
22 -Colombia
23 -Sweden
24 -Cyprus
25 -Germany
26 -Saudi Arabia
27 -United Arab Emirates
28 -Israel
29 -Morocco
30 -Canada
31 -Finland
32 -Australia
33 -Chile
34 -Denmark
35 -Dominica
36 -Costa Rica
37 -United States of America

[supaturk]

free health funded system

We really don't want that crap our system is the best in the world.

brb not starting this argument/10[/QUOTE]



LOL? uncle got healthcare funded coronary artery bypass surgery, normally about 70k for free. yeah dont worry mate, you would rather not have it. phuck offf rofl

[eskyhoneybeev2]

if you have a brain, you can get a job here in australia.

free healthcare!

government pays for you to look for a job here,

while your not working, our government have this welfare program called centrelink
- they put you with job finder programs and give you about
$220-230 a week depending on your situation.

so the government literally pays you to just look for a job, and they give you job
offers and guide you to different companies there affiliated with so you can find work.
they even help you make resumes and stuff haha.

its crazy here how many benefits you get. if you have a child, the government gives you about $6k just for having it to buy it clothes etc. then you get roughly $400 a week if your a single parent just for having the kid. its rediculous, sometimes you see married couples who just get a divorce and still live together, and have like 8 kids and **** and get like $3-4k a week from the government while the "EX-HUSBAND" still works. our banks are filthy rich, in sydney i've never had any trouble finding a job. im fairly young and have been in and out of 6 different jobs in the last 3 years chasing higher salaries. its pretty easy to find a office job down here. some places like the banks even hire you if english is your second language, like the commonwealth bank australia (CBA). when i worked at the bank they had like 6 other people starting with me, and 3 of them had really bad punctuation,grammar and vocabulary. but still got the job.

all in all. we have alot of hot bishes everywhere you go in sydney, a Fark load of music/dance events, some of the best beaches in the world. and one of the only countries who wasn't effected by the economic downturn. <3 australia.

the ****ers wont give me newstart allowance because i am studying. So out of all my friends who are lazy kunts and don't work or don't study, they are all getting money for doing fuk all while i cannot get a cent simply because im doing something decent at a decent university.


having slackers in our country getting money from the government on a weekly basis (lettuce be reality the majority of which are labor voters) is nothing to be proud of.

[supaturk]

the ****ers wont give me newstart allowance because i am studying. So out of all my friends who are lazy kunts and don't work or don't study, they are all getting money for doing fuk all while i cannot get a cent simply because im doing something decent at a decent university.

think about it, in 4 years time. you will laugh at all your mates when your rolling around in dosh. suck it up and just look forward to that light at the end of the tunnel bro, all my mates are in the same situation

[Bobbinsk]

so its pretty much the same as canada except hotter. lol aus is sweet tho im heading over there early next year.

[mrblaz]

we really don't want that crap our system is the best in the world.

lolololpol

[Aussie12]

we have ocean surrounding us on all sides and a coastguard that ensures our country doesnt fill up with immigrants

[CountofManlets]

if you have a brain, you can get a job here in australia.

free healthcare!

government pays for you to look for a job here,

while your not working, our government have this welfare program called centrelink
- they put you with job finder programs and give you about
$220-230 a week depending on your situation.

so the government literally pays you to just look for a job, and they give you job
offers and guide you to different companies there affiliated with so you can find work.
they even help you make resumes and stuff haha.

its crazy here how many benefits you get. if you have a child, the government gives you about $6k just for having it to buy it clothes etc. then you get roughly $400 a week if your a single parent just for having the kid. its rediculous, sometimes you see married couples who just get a divorce and still live together, and have like 8 kids and **** and get like $3-4k a week from the government while the "EX-HUSBAND" still works. our banks are filthy rich, in sydney i've never had any trouble finding a job. im fairly young and have been in and out of 6 different jobs in the last 3 years chasing higher salaries. its pretty easy to find a office job down here. some places like the banks even hire you if english is your second language, like the commonwealth bank australia (CBA). when i worked at the bank they had like 6 other people starting with me, and 3 of them had really bad punctuation,grammar and vocabulary. but still got the job.

all in all. we have alot of hot bishes everywhere you go in sydney, a Fark load of music/dance events, some of the best beaches in the world. and one of the only countries who wasn't effected by the economic downturn. <3 australia.

That just sounds like huge socliast programs. What no part of it, nor do I want my tax dollars spent that way.

[eskyhoneybeev2]

think about it, in 4 years time. you will laugh at all your mates when your rolling around in dosh. suck it up and just look forward to that light at the end of the tunnel bro, all my mates are in the same situation

yea thats true its hard not to rage at times though, ill get mine

[Mucledmads]

That just sounds like huge socliast programs. What no part of it, nor do I want my tax dollars spent that way.

Oh well, when your dad needs a heart transplant have fun paying off a loan for 5 years as a result.

[Aussie12]

Legal brothels and prostitution in the ACT (my state) woot!!!

we have that here in WA too, its limited to certain areas i believe ie not right next to a school or church etc

[supaturk]

That just sounds like huge socliast programs. What no part of it, nor do I want my tax dollars spent that way.

average income here in aus is about 45-49k these days.

lol @ u.

keep paying your $300-$500 a month on a decent healthcare when i get mine for free

*thumbs up*

[mrblaz]

That just sounds like huge socliast programs. What no part of it, nor do I want my tax dollars spent that way.

urite, id rather have my tax dollars spent on billion dollar Haliburton contracts and Exxonmobil.