Some people are just nuts.

[bodyhard]

Today I went to get a cut, as I walk into the shop, this guy walks in behind me, or I should say along side of me.

He was drinking not drunk but drinking he had a budwieser in his hand. I sit down, he sits right next to me,so close that our legs almost touched, then looks at me and asks me if I could move over cause he wanted to learn how to play chess (they have a chess table where people waiting to get a cut play) So I look at him for a second, thinking out of all the places to sit you have to sit this f'cking close to me, but I thought let it go, so I move over.

I can feel him staring at me so I look over to him, he asks me, yo you got the time? I told him the time and I kept texting on my phone.

Then he turns to me and says "Yo give me 10 dollars" I really did not hear what he said and I said what? And he said "Yo I said give me 10 dollars"

I looked at this Mo-fo'er and said "Are you f'cking crazy ni99a I am not giving you sh!t" And I stood up just in case anything popped off. Then he starts laughing and said, "Yo you a real ni99a I was just playing" I told him "Ni99a get the f'ck out my face and move the f'ck away from me"

I couldn't believe he told me to give him 10 dollars he didn't even asked me for it, the mo-fo demanded it.

Then, as I was getting my cut, the barber asked me what happen and I told him and he couldn't believe it either as he knew the guy, he said the guy hangs around the shop, sweeps the floors and cleans up sometimes for a couple of bucks for beer.

But out of all the people in the shop, he approached me, I swear sh!t just follows me man.

[NatureGrrrl]

Sounds like something that would happen to me. There can be a room full of people and weirdos gravitate toward me for some reason.

The guy sounds like a raging active alcoholic. He had to have been pretty drunk to be stupid enough to say something like that to someone your size, as I am sure most sober men wouldn't dare.

[Old-Time-Lifter]

Where I grew up you ran into freeloaders all the time............ usually a drunk.

[Bando]

If that happened in our upstate barber shop the guy would get a bums rush into the mud puddle outside. You can get away with crap in a lot of places but at my barber the men are men, smoking, drinking, girly mags and no women.

Glad you were able to get your cut without having to break out the crowbar, the Bronx is something else, spent some time there, different world for me.

[SP1966]

The irony of this thread title and poster has not eluded me!

[bodyhard]

Sounds like something that would happen to me. There can be a room full of people and weirdos gravitate toward me for some reason.

The guy sounds like a raging active alcoholic. He had to have been pretty drunk to be stupid enough to say something like that to someone your size, as I am sure most sober men wouldn't dare.

Honestly I am not a big guy by any means, but I do more damage then most big men that is for sure.

But seriously I have no idea why he picked me, the only thing I could think was that I was a new face to him????

Where I grew up you ran into freeloaders all the time............ usually a drunk.

This guy was not a freeloader, he didn't beg nor asked, he demanded. He was testing me for sure, I am just wondering why me? Honestly he really did pick the wrong person as all kinds of thoughts were running through my mind when I finally figured out that he was demanding money from me...and he was already irking me from the time we both walked in.

[bodyhard]

If that happened in our upstate barber shop the guy would get a bums rush into the mud puddle outside. You can get away with crap in a lot of places but at my barber the men are men, smoking, drinking, girly mags and no women.

Glad you were able to get your cut without having to break out the crowbar, the Bronx is something else, spent some time there, different world for me.

According to the barber he was friends with him, so I guess he makes his money at the shop.

[bodyhard]

The irony of this thread title and poster has not eluded me!

LOL not sure what that means but coming from you I can just imagine

[...Kennedy]

He picked you because you must look like you can afford to give out ten dollars without a second thought. So while what he did kind of sucks, in a way it's a compliment of sorts...

[bodyhard]

He picked you because you must look like you can afford to give out ten dollars without a second thought. So while what he did kind of sucks, in a way it's a compliment of sorts...

LOL damn now why didn't I think of that

[jeffaus]

He picked you because you must look like you can afford to give out ten dollars without a second thought. So while what he did kind of sucks, in a way it's a compliment of sorts...

LOL, what a great way of putting a totally different spin on what happened.

Now BH, you can give me 20 bucks for making a contribution to this thread.

[Karl_Hungus]

But out of all the people in the shop, he approached me, I swear sh!t just follows me man.

Yeah, but maybe the guy tried to pull the same thing with 10 other people that day. He probably gets a few people here and there that will actually give him the 10 bucks. I wouldn't in a million years, but some people do.....

[ArchAngel'73]

LOL not sure what that means but coming from you I can just imagine

He thinks you're nuts, and thinks its ironic a nutjob is making a thread about another nutjob.


I, however, believe you are perfectly sane.

I take medication and have been in countless hours of therapy to learn how to not let the voices control me. Us nutjobs know fellow nutjobs, and BH is no nutjob.





Good on ya bro!
I'm getting a little tired of reading about your tamer responses to chit lately, how about tomorrow night you go to a bar with a loaded 12 guage in your trunk, just to see what happens???
(seriously, please don't, I don't need that on my e-consience)

[NotTooLate]

only $10, I would have asked for $20

[hochspeyer]

He was probably too impaired to ask about the tactical implications of voluntarily exposing a pawn to the en passant move, so the now-famous "Ten Bucks Bronx Gambit" seemed like a viable alternative.

[Keltron]

it seems like NY is similar to Cali in that almost everyone says "ni99a" even though they're not black.. I try not to say it around black people though.. sometimes it slips out.

[RonGoon]

but this is the best- one time i was out on the lake in a boat and this dam loc ness monsta came up and said "hey Bud...could you spare about tree-fiddy."

you know what i told that dam monsta...i said hell no i ain't givin you tree-fiddy.

but that dam monsta followed me home...and ya know what...i run his azz off...but not before my dam wife gave that dam monsta his tree-fiddy...that goofy bish.

it's true.

[gun-G]

I woulda slid down the bench if some reekin beer soaked bar rag plopped down next to me.

laughin at " gimme ten dollars"...yeah, right!

MULLY

[Nikonguy]

only $10, I would have asked for $20

O-M-G!!!!

Still "pretty in pink" I see. Good to see ya postin' again.

/thread highjack

[ntrllftr]

But out of all the people in the shop, he approached me, I swear sh!t just follows me man.

Maybe if you were'nt soo dam good lookin? (no homo of course)

[rbdwarf]

only $10, I would have asked for $20

You are so high maintenance, Mel


--
Rob

[bodyhard]

He thinks you're nuts, and thinks its ironic a nutjob is making a thread about another nutjob.


I, however, believe you are perfectly sane.

I take medication and have been in countless hours of therapy to learn how to not let the voices control me. Us nutjobs know fellow nutjobs, and BH is no nutjob.





Good on ya bro!
I'm getting a little tired of reading about your tamer responses to chit lately, how about tomorrow night you go to a bar with a loaded 12 guage in your trunk, just to see what happens???
(seriously, please don't, I don't need that on my e-consience)

Nah you can't take it back man, I think I need a drive by. your e-conscience is f'cked!

only $10, I would have asked for $20

Hey where have you've been???

it seems like NY is similar to Cali in that almost everyone says "ni99a" even though they're not black.. I try not to say it around black people though.. sometimes it slips out.

Dude in all honesty if you are afraid to use that word around black people then you should not be saying it, in NY we say that word all the time no matter who is around the ONLY time I do not use that word is when I am in a place of business, i.e work. But all my peepz are my n199az!

Maybe if you were'nt soo dam good lookin? (no homo of course)

You know I am getting tired of guys calling me good looking, even Old Sup said I was good looking when we were eating dinner in Pittsburgh and he didn't finish it off with NO HOMO Where the f'ck are the women?

[ntrllftr]

Where the f'ck are the women?

hmmmm. only guys find you attractive???

Time to face it John......

U needz teh operation 2 B a gurl.

[bodyhard]

hmmmm. only guys find you attractive???

Time to face it John......

U needz teh operation 2 B a gurl.

Damn..................I think I will go kill myself....


Here lies John AKA BODYHARD killed himself because a fellow BB.com member, who he respected, went to the place he hated the most.

[bigt405]

Honestly I am not a big guy by any means, but I do more damage then most big men that is for sure.

But seriously I have no idea why he picked me, the only thing I could think was that I was a new face to him????



This guy was not a freeloader, he didn't beg nor asked, he demanded. He was testing me for sure, I am just wondering why me? Honestly he really did pick the wrong person as all kinds of thoughts were running through my mind when I finally figured out that he was demanding money from me...and he was already irking me from the time we both walked in.

I would say 5'8" 165lbs was why. It does not matter how much damage you can actually do it only matters how much they think you can do. That is until they are proven wrong.

[EMISGOD]

Damn..................I think I will go kill myself....


Here lies John AKA BODYHARD killed himself because a fellow BB.com member, who he respected, went to the place he hated the most.

That is a seriously demented thing to try to fit onto a headstone...do you think it would be ok to skip the bolding and maybe shrink down the font size a little...?

[hochspeyer]

That is a seriously demented thing to try to fit onto a headstone...do you think it would be ok to skip the bolding and maybe shrink down the font size a little...?

I don't think he CAN shrink the font- he's using something like 4pt Schwarzenegger.

[TooSlow]

I was thankful for my "cut" today, I was able to get Tonia again. She smells good, wears nice summer dresses, is very, very attractive and gives good "cut". No drunks, no chess, no bad karma following me. All for $8.95 plus tip. Be well and breathe deep.

[Old-Time-Lifter]

I was thankful for my "cut" today, I was able to get Tonia again. She smells good, wears nice summer dresses, is very, very attractive and gives good "cut". No drunks, no chess, no bad karma following me. All for $8.95 plus tip. Be well and breathe deep.

Tonia's cheap.............. just say'in

[chodan9]

he was testing you with the 10 bucks because you "failed" his first test when he asked you to move.
he was test your boundaries.