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04-17-2009, 06:54 PM
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Just found out the boy I have a crush on does MMA...
So I just found out that the boy in my class who I've been in love with all semester is hardcore into MMA fighting. He has his own trainer and everything...
Do you guys have any ideas for conversation starters with him? orrr anything that I can say about MMA fighting that might impress him? Are a lot of MMA fighters into bodybuilding? Maybe I have that aspect of fitness loving in common with him... haha idk gahh I'm a loser 
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04-17-2009, 06:56 PM
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show him your tits
that should start a great conversation
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04-17-2009, 06:57 PM
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Tell him you want to work some bjj with him and if he accepts let him put you in the figure four cock lock or possibly the boston crab coochie stab. That should win him over.
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04-17-2009, 06:57 PM
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Tell him you know Fedor
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04-17-2009, 06:58 PM
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unless you are a huge butterface jsut go talk to him and make him aware of you like him...i think the rest will sort itself out
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04-17-2009, 07:00 PM
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Judging from your pics you should not have a problem
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04-17-2009, 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ToningCh1ck
So I just found out that the boy in my class who I've been in love with all semester is hardcore into MMA fighting. He has his own trainer and everything...
Do you guys have any ideas for conversation starters with him? orrr anything that I can say about MMA fighting that might impress him? Are a lot of MMA fighters into bodybuilding? Maybe I have that aspect of fitness loving in common with him... haha idk gahh I'm a loser |
so the tats, tapout shirt, hat to the side, and cauliflower ears didnt give you a clue?
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04-17-2009, 07:04 PM
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Only ***gots do MMA.
Real men do UFC.
Also, he probably doesn't actually do MMA.
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04-17-2009, 07:05 PM
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1)Ask him about a guy called "Fay-door".
2)Ask him if he would like to grapple.
3)????????????????????????????????
4)Profit
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04-17-2009, 07:05 PM
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ask him if he is good at bjj, and tell him you are good at bj
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04-17-2009, 07:06 PM
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Ask him if Machida is the best fighter
if he says no, he does not train MMA.
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04-17-2009, 07:07 PM
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i love it when chicks are into MMA and you can have a conversation with them about it. but if you pretend like you know mma, he'll probably be able to spot out the bull****.
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04-17-2009, 07:09 PM
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sprint at him from behind and take him down
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04-17-2009, 07:11 PM
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You're actually putting in effort to start a conversation with this guy about a topic he likes. That's like 100 steps ahead of what he's used to dealing with. You can't lose.
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04-17-2009, 07:11 PM
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If he goes to Bally's for his MMA you better fall OUT of love with him right now.
If he's legit, just ask him who he is picking for the fight tomorrow night, tell him if Shogun can get his cardio together he'll take it, and Leites doesn't stand a chance.
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04-17-2009, 07:12 PM
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Ask him where is a good spot to watch the fight. Meet him there.
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04-17-2009, 07:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by forcefedfreak
If he goes to Bally's for his MMA you better fall OUT of love with him right now.
If he's legit, just ask him who he is picking for the fight tomorrow night, tell him if Shogun can get his cardio together he'll take it, and Leites doesn't stand a chance.
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this, except leites does have a chance
also, tell him that your interested in MMA and that you'd like to learn more about it. Ask him where he trains and see if you can go by there one day to watch him train
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04-17-2009, 07:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealCartman
Ask him where is a good spot to watch the fight. Meet him there.
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holy ****, are you okay?
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04-17-2009, 07:22 PM
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You could always just ask him to explain MMA to you....
Ok, now for my smart-ass answer: Ask him if he'll use his rubber guard to mount you...........Ba dun dun, CHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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04-17-2009, 07:34 PM
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do i have permission to derail?
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04-17-2009, 07:36 PM
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Ask him if he gets a boner during the Pride years entrance songs, if No....let her go..
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04-17-2009, 07:50 PM
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Quote:
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do i have permission to derail?
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you go..
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04-17-2009, 07:57 PM
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i am going to make this thread more presentable with cute cat pics
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04-17-2009, 08:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomi
so the tats, tapout shirt, hat to the side, and cauliflower ears didnt give you a clue?
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THATS WHY HE ALWAYS WORE A SHIRT THAT SAID TAPOUT TO CLASS!!! i sit behind him and never knew what Tapout meant lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by planum702
i love it when chicks are into MMA and you can have a conversation with them about it. but if you pretend like you know mma, he'll probably be able to spot out the bull****.
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yeah, thats what I'm scared of
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You're actually putting in effort to start a conversation with this guy about a topic he likes. That's like 100 steps ahead of what he's used to dealing with. You can't lose.
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haha I hope! most people at my school are just obsessed with partying and drinking and it'd be cool if we hung out, that I could show him that I'm more into fitness and sports than i am drinking and partying
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Tell him you want to work some bjj with him and if he accepts let him put you in the figure four cock lock or possibly the boston crab coochie stab. That should win him over.
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i have absolutely no idea what this means
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Originally Posted by eatsleephate
Only ***gots do MMA.
Real men do UFC.
Also, he probably doesn't actually do MMA.
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yeah, he does. he has his own trainer, his own MMA profile, and a ton of videos on youtube from fights. i think hes going to some national competition in Nashville or something this summer
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Originally Posted by TheClips
You could always just ask him to explain MMA to you....
Ok, now for my smart-ass answer: Ask him if he'll use his rubber guard to mount you...........Ba dun dun, CHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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lulz
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04-17-2009, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ToningCh1ck
yeah, he does. he has his own trainer, his own MMA profile, and a ton of videos on youtube from fights. i think hes going to some national competition in Nashville or something this summer
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what weight class? find out because we have someone competing in the same show
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04-17-2009, 08:09 PM
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Ask him where is a good spot to watch the fight. Meet him there.
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Honestly, this is probably your best bet.
I think the BJJ/BJ play might work well for you, too, though.
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04-17-2009, 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheClips
You could always just ask him to explain MMA to you....
Ok, now for my smart-ass answer: Ask him if he'll use his rubber guard to mount you...........Ba dun dun, CHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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**** you man this is more or less what I was going to say!
I hate you
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04-17-2009, 08:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ftwrestler
what weight class? find out because we have someone competing in the same show
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middle weight class i believe....so you know what show that is? Is it like a national/elite competition or what?
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04-17-2009, 08:18 PM
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Ok, now for my smart-ass answer: Ask him if he'll use his rubber guard to mount you...........Ba dun dun, CHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Then after he lands some ground and pound, he'll try to take her back and do some damage from there...
wait wut?
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04-17-2009, 08:20 PM
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Honestly, this is probably your best bet.
I think the BJJ/BJ play might work well for you, too, though.
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lol i dont want to come off as an easy slut. I just want to get to know him. I asked him if he wanted to study for our final in a couple weeks and he seemed interested. I think I'm just way too hardcore obsessed with him and I need to stop. Its just hard because I've never been so incredibly attracted to someone before. I don't know how to handle it. lol
it'd be really funny if he's fought someone that posts on here before though haha
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