I just mentioned Chuck Norris to my nephew. He didn't know who that was.
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12-09-2012, 07:06 PM #4111So, it turns out you can't kill a tumor with vodka...
10/22/13 - BP: 120 x 4, 104% BW. Bwaha.
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12-09-2012, 08:12 PM #4112
People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.
I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.
I do Y because it brings me pleasure.
How is this so fking difficult to understand?
/rant
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12-09-2012, 08:30 PM #4113
I'll purchase www.aristomeow.com if you promise to update it daily with your dear diary entries!??!?
deal?*used to lift crew*
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12-09-2012, 08:32 PM #4114
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12-09-2012, 08:37 PM #4115
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12-09-2012, 08:37 PM #4116
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12-09-2012, 08:38 PM #4117
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12-09-2012, 08:47 PM #4118
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12-09-2012, 09:02 PM #4119
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12-09-2012, 09:11 PM #4120
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12-09-2012, 09:14 PM #4121
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12-09-2012, 09:16 PM #4122
I always call guys bro when I don't want them to ever think about banging me. srs.
Other words that work are mate, dude, pal, buddy, broski.
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12-09-2012, 09:34 PM #4123
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12-09-2012, 09:35 PM #4124
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12-09-2012, 09:37 PM #4125
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12-09-2012, 09:41 PM #4126
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12-09-2012, 09:49 PM #4127
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12-09-2012, 09:54 PM #4128
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12-09-2012, 10:02 PM #4129
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12-10-2012, 03:59 AM #4130
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12-10-2012, 06:14 AM #4131
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Went to the gym yesterday morning. When I came back, I noticed the "puppies" decided to destroy my laptop. They chewed the cord, pulled all the keys off the keyboard, ripped the battery out and cracked the screen. I'm using my old netbook now.
Le sigh.
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12-10-2012, 07:09 AM #4132
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bro'd my mom once and she slapped me.
I don't like it when a girl calls me "man". "Hey thanks man" "Hey, what's goin on man?".... Instant boner-killer.
If he wants to bang you, there's nothing that can come out of your mouth that will make him not want to bang you anymore (unless it's "I secretly have a penis")Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-10-2012, 07:22 AM #4133
I bro everyone except my actual bro.
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12-10-2012, 07:46 AM #4134
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Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-10-2012, 07:49 AM #4135
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12-10-2012, 08:05 AM #4136
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12-10-2012, 08:45 AM #4137
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12-10-2012, 08:46 AM #4138
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12-10-2012, 09:05 AM #4139
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Women, do your jimmies get rustled when a man calls you cute instead of pretty or sexy or hot?
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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12-10-2012, 09:07 AM #4140
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