3 for sure
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03-26-2012, 01:44 AM #61
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03-26-2012, 01:45 AM #62
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03-26-2012, 01:45 AM #63
#3
If I could touch a book and understand it's content like a master, OH LAWD.
brb mastering the financial industry
brb mastering current levels of psychology fiels
brb becoming one of the most knowledgeable and valuable individuals in the worldHoistin' heavy-ass s**t since 2006.
Hoist to get'em moist crew.
Raw hoister crew.
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03-26-2012, 01:48 AM #64
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03-26-2012, 01:50 AM #66
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Come at me *******s... oh you can't cus im invincible.
brb lifting heavy for 130 years with no injuries and the body/test of someone in their 20's.
I'd be trollin fools at the gym with the ugliest worst form 800lb dead lifts... and not a single disk was slipped that day.
I'd sell one of the pieces for few billion dollars. Give the rest to my family/closest friends.
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03-26-2012, 01:52 AM #70
7 or 8
7. invincible = do whatever the **** i want. climb mt everest naked? done. go skydiving, without a parachute? fuk ya
brb world's best mercenary
8. world's best lifestyle, most profitable option. could go from new york to japan instantly, most ****in valuable service in the world.
brb stealing from fort knox, brb world's best drug smuggler, brb world's best ambulance
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03-26-2012, 01:55 AM #71
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03-26-2012, 02:00 AM #76
3.A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge without having to read them.
You'd be the smartest mother****er on earth. Be able to get pretty much any job you want. Be able to talk about anything with complete confidence...not sure if I'd want to be that smart though to be honest, you'd feel so superior to everyone else.
4.An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), however, it cannot be used on anyone that you love.
Would be cool for a while. But tbh good enough aesthetics could pretty much do this anyway, aside from ****ing celebs.
5.A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
Could save yourself from death if you got hit by a car or some**** but that is rare. You could earn as much money as you like through betting though, would be fun.
8.A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
Could travel anywhere within seconds...your days would be a lot longer as you wouldn't have to commute to places. Small **** like waking up for uni / work just before you start, going on holiday whenever the **** you want / wherever the **** you want with whoever you want...could also rob a bank easily = as much money as you want. Would choose this.
9.A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
Prob my second fav. Could experience so much ****. Change into Tiesto, Messi some heroin addict (brb experiencing the best feelings in the world without consquence on your own body).
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03-26-2012, 02:04 AM #80
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can i combine 1 and 10? get a dog and feed him 1000kg of a food a day so he gets passive protein dumps?
Sniff hard as fuk when guys pass by to smell their balls crew
Don't know how to hold arms when walking crew
Has to use a soundboard to order pizza crew
Order pizza and lower money from second floor in bucket crew
Bodybuilders against lifting crew
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