Lol.Originally Posted by oxs22
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08-19-2008, 01:49 PM #31Custom User Title
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08-19-2008, 01:50 PM #32500 Internal Server Error
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Why do you have a bottle of chlorofo.....
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08-19-2008, 01:50 PM #33Banned
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"Stop for a second, i missed this episode of desperate housewives last week"
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08-19-2008, 01:53 PM #34ya i had to tell her to gtfo after that. i just couldnt continue....Originally Posted by TonySopran0
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08-19-2008, 01:53 PM #35Straight out banned camp
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"get The **** Off Me Ill Press Charges U Sick Fuk!!!!"
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08-19-2008, 02:00 PM #36Registered User
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this one made me stop mid **** so she could take her pill. I'm like bitch what the **** are you doing face down ass up
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08-19-2008, 02:13 PM #37Registered User
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Bingo!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by pongboy
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08-19-2008, 03:37 PM #38Registered User
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Originally Posted by paleozoic
rofl!A∑∑ - The Squat Booty Sorority!
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08-19-2008, 03:39 PM #39brb, getting huge
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"You're bigger than my dad!"
That always make me go limp*Boston Misc Crew*
*Horsehead Crew*
*TFW no gf crew*
"It's not who you know, it's who you blow"
- Abraham Lincoln
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08-19-2008, 03:44 PM #40Registered User
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Are you in?
Greek's don't fight like heroes, but heroes fight like Greek's -Winston Churchill
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08-19-2008, 03:44 PM #41Registered User
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when they start texting....
I mean wtf atleast wait 1 minute until I am done
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08-19-2008, 03:48 PM #42lol I dont lift. wuts dat
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"No."
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"You scratch my back, I scratch yours."
RIP CandyJunkie 11/19/2008.
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08-19-2008, 03:52 PM #43bisniss
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once i was @ sum d00ds place.. who was trying to make me some back massage with those aromatic oils and crap.. and as i so didnt like that he started whispering me creepy things as "wow yer kissing so well with yer upper lips, i wonder how good yer lips downstairs r..?!"
which was the most disturbing thing ive ever heard.. automatic cawkblock.. -.-NB! If i accidentally neg you or forget to rep back, pm me :3
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08-19-2008, 03:53 PM #44Banned
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I hate when your getting hot and heavy with a chick you just met and she tastes like an ashtray.
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08-19-2008, 03:53 PM #45Banned
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i havent been ****ed like this since gradeschool!
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08-19-2008, 03:56 PM #46Banned
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yeah uhh about that night.. look umm..Originally Posted by batmannu
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08-19-2008, 03:56 PM #47I am aware of the irony.
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Hurry up and come, I need a baby.
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Im not on the pill (after you bust)Last edited by humblegenius; 08-19-2008 at 03:59 PM.
The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
I'm impressed, and I'm not easily impressed. Oh wow, look, a blue car.
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08-19-2008, 03:57 PM #48Registered User
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Complete silence.
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08-19-2008, 03:58 PM #49Banned
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"Oh GOD! Oh GOD! Oh GOD, fuk me!"
I hate when girls say that during sex. It's wrong on so many levels and doesn't turn me on when they mention God in the slightest.
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08-19-2008, 04:00 PM #50I am aware of the irony.
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I want to suck your dick, its bigger than mine.....
The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
I'm impressed, and I'm not easily impressed. Oh wow, look, a blue car.
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08-19-2008, 04:00 PM #51bisniss
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sorry for dragging it to the public..! O.oOriginally Posted by SWOLE PLAYA
NB! If i accidentally neg you or forget to rep back, pm me :3
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08-19-2008, 04:01 PM #52Registered User
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X f*cking 2.....Originally Posted by Mango7
I REP ALL CURRENT AND FORMER MILITARY MEMBERS, BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. IF I MISS YOU SEND ME A PM AND I WILL GET YOU. YOU ARE ALL HEROES IN MY BOOK.
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08-19-2008, 04:01 PM #53Registered User
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"Wait...you're not my husband!"
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08-19-2008, 04:05 PM #54Marry me eva longoria
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i'm ball's deep in my girlfriends ass and her dad turns around and goes, 'what the ****?'
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08-19-2008, 04:06 PM #55Jabroni
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When they tell me to suck their dick.
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08-19-2008, 04:06 PM #56Registered User
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with bacon bits are stuck on vag hair iiiuuullggghh!!!
R.H.C.P
MWAL
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08-19-2008, 04:07 PM #57Bulls 32-8 (2012)
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when they break down crying in the middle of a blow job cause ur not comeing soon enough for them, and the first conclusion they come to is, YOUR CHEATING ON ME!
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08-19-2008, 04:08 PM #58
"stop sexually assaulting me"
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08-19-2008, 04:09 PM #59Registered User
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"you know im a guy right?"
Kpop Fans Get Repped!
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08-19-2008, 04:10 PM #60⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝ ⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠
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sometimes they squirt doodoo all over my dick and I have to bring them back to special ed
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