talk about things they said or did during sex that ruined the moment.
Once this girl was ridding me and she leaned way backwards....my dick felt like it was about to break in half.......anyone experience this one?
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08-19-2008, 01:33 PM #1Registered User
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ITT: Things Girls say/do during sex that pisses you off!
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08-19-2008, 01:36 PM #2'mirin guns?
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This one time this girl was like stop pooping in my mouth and I was like STFU take poop in mouth or GTFO
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08-19-2008, 01:37 PM #3Rep Power: - 250923
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When they wake up
edit: for serial, i hate when their ears are too small for my cock to fit inLast edited by oxs22; 08-19-2008 at 01:39 PM.
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08-19-2008, 01:38 PM #4Bored
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I hate it when they don't know how to give a bj and it feels like they're chewing on your cock, that **** hurts!
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08-19-2008, 01:39 PM #5Pratar du svenska?
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i think i hear my husbands car...
that one always kills the mood...I may never win the war against gravity, but every week I win a battle by raising a few more pounds than the week before.
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08-19-2008, 01:40 PM #6Registered User
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"What are you thinking?"
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08-19-2008, 01:40 PM #7I'm not that bright
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08-19-2008, 01:40 PM #8
when their dping you wiv a strap on and their like **** i think its broke off inside you, then you have to get your dad to take you the docs to pull it out
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08-19-2008, 01:40 PM #9Straight out banned camp
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I hate when they struggle, FFS just keep the ball in you're mouth so i don't have to use more masking tape and stop trying to break free you'll get rope burn. (no rapist)
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"I LOVE YOU"
huge turn off
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08-19-2008, 01:41 PM #11Cutting season is over
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yea.. I love it when that happens.
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08-19-2008, 01:41 PM #12Registered User
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Get off me, i said no!
Annoying as hell.
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08-19-2008, 01:41 PM #13Rep Power: - 250923
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But baby, I really doOriginally Posted by TonySopran0
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08-19-2008, 01:42 PM #14Registered User
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"rape"
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08-19-2008, 01:43 PM #15Registered User
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for me, its more of what they wont do, seems the % of girls that will PIITB has dropped significantly in the past few months.
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08-19-2008, 01:43 PM #16Banned
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When you're ****ing them and their vagina makes that farting sound, not sure if it's from like pressure or something...god I hope I'm not the only one who experienced this lol.
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08-19-2008, 01:44 PM #17
"youre getting negged"
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08-19-2008, 01:45 PM #18617
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x ****in 2Originally Posted by Jean-Paul4447
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08-19-2008, 01:45 PM #19bahahahhahahah like an airpocket in side of them. only one girl did it and i never told anyone about it. dude im so glad shes not the only one.Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel
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08-19-2008, 01:45 PM #20★
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i actually think that's kinda hotOriginally Posted by Fallen_Angel
and the gushy sounds..mmm
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08-19-2008, 01:47 PM #21Registered User
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x2 but it is funny as f***. It happened one time and wouldn't stop even when we'd finished we were both just lying there like wtf.Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel
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08-19-2008, 01:48 PM #22Custom User Title
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It's common lol. It's from a combination of the mucus lining and soft flesh.Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel
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08-19-2008, 01:48 PM #23Admirin my traps?
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Thats a queef bro lol.Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel
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08-19-2008, 01:48 PM #24x2 man.Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel
anyone have a girl fart on them while they were giving oral or ****ing?
god thats the biggest turn off i have ever witnessed
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08-19-2008, 01:48 PM #25Registered User
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lol. i hate it when your hitting it doggy, and then she turns over onto her back and lets out a thunderous queef.
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08-19-2008, 01:48 PM #26Banned
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not in my eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-19-2008, 01:49 PM #27Rep Power: - 250923
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Very common, must question your alleged sexual encounters if you haven't experienced this.Originally Posted by PowerTricks
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08-19-2008, 01:49 PM #28★
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idk what kinda girls u been fukinOriginally Posted by AltF4KillsLag
that's sick
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08-19-2008, 01:49 PM #29Banned
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"Theres corn in this cocolate"
Call it man fudge you stupid bitch.
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08-19-2008, 01:49 PM #30Registered User
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Let's be honest here: is there anything that should be coming in and out of her mouth other than the guy's dick?
I wish they would realize how much more attractive they are when they STFU.
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