What a load of garbage this movie is. I could rewatch the prequels and originals a hundred times but never these new pieces of crap. I can't believe people defend this movie
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11-20-2018, 04:15 PM #1
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11-20-2018, 04:28 PM #5
I thought these were at least better than the prequels. I thought the prequels were garbage.
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11-20-2018, 04:50 PM #6
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11-20-2018, 05:05 PM #10
Ever since The Force Awakens, haven't even wanted to watch the recent SW movies. Even the prequels (sans Ep:2 Attack of the Clones) were more enjoyable to watch than TFA.
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11-20-2018, 05:19 PM #11
Rian Johnson's such a dumb ass
I have no problem with SJW crap in movies as long as it's done well. TLJ just shoves it down your throat with such blatant pandering that it's hard to look at.
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11-20-2018, 05:22 PM #12
Lol don't worry brah in episode 9 we'll get to see Rey finally defeat the main villian Kylo Ren, just as she did in episodes 7 and 8. I can't wait to see what happens.
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11-20-2018, 05:26 PM #13
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11-20-2018, 05:28 PM #14
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11-20-2018, 05:28 PM #15
TFA was at least not too bad. But rogue one was such crap that I'm not even sure why I gave the Mary Poppins one a chance. This one was pure crap. So crappy that I give up in them henceforth, which is why I didn't see solo (sounds like I dodged a bullet there).
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11-20-2018, 05:30 PM #16
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11-20-2018, 05:31 PM #18
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My three favorite parts:
1) The opening scene that might as well have been written by a stoned Kevin Smith in fifteen minutes.
2) Edge lord Luke chugging alien seacow milk and mugging at Rey.
3) Rey shamelessly terrorizing the locals on Ahch To.
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11-20-2018, 05:38 PM #19
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11-20-2018, 05:47 PM #20
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11-20-2018, 05:49 PM #21
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11-20-2018, 05:54 PM #22
TFA =6/10, enjoyable because nostalgia and production
Rogue One - 8/10, nicely done overall; loved the end
TLJ =3/10 , with it only getting that due the pure scale of the effort. An absolute abortion of story telling that only appeases an agenda without adding to it. Rian Johnson could have litterally shat on George Lucas's chest and it would have turned out better.
Solo = my expectations were so low that I enjoyed it the same way you could enjoy a car wreck for the first time.Boycott foodservice industry crew
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11-20-2018, 05:57 PM #23
FUK that movie, and fuk that disgusting whore Kathleen bitchkunt Kennedy and her retarded feminist sarlacc pit roastie vagene. The force is female my ass. Bitch took one of the greatest heroes of cinema history and made him an attempted child murderer all because he was white. Fuking chit eating liberal identity politics. I hope that bitch gets fired and never goes anywhere near a studio again...worthless dried up menopausal racist kunt chitstain FUKING whore.
Nobody has the right to fuking castrate Luke Skywalker. Don't care how many billions you paid. NOBODY!!!
Fuking Soy Wars ruined the EU and 30 years of canon for this PC dogchit. Hurr durr don't eat meat qq.
And WTF they never even explained Snoke. Fuk everything about that movie...Fuking Rose...Fuking the feminist purple hair bitch who wouldn't tell the bro the fuking plan...Fuking Mary Poppins Leia...Fuking herp derp hyperspace into other ships...why not fuking do that to the death star then retards? Fuking Jesus Christ man JarJar was better than this chit.Last edited by wincel; 11-20-2018 at 06:03 PM.
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11-20-2018, 06:10 PM #24
This so thoroughly breaks the SW universe that nothing matters anymore. There is nothing that can't be solved by warping into stuff. The inclusion of this mechanic at all in the series should have pushed RJKK out. No battle can be justified.
At no point can you think about anything critically in the current SW universe and remain immersed. The depth of experience has been drained.Boycott foodservice industry crew
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11-20-2018, 06:19 PM #25
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Sadly this.
Its as if....no real fan sat in the room when the script was written and said "yo, you can't do that or the SW universe no longer makes any sense"....
Its worse than that, **** the death star, why not hyper space ships directly into planets?... Why need a death star? Rig up a freighter that can jump with a bunch of **** and just jump it into any planet you want. Durr. Like **** sake you cows. Think further than your nose before you write a script.
And I'm not even gonna touch the piss poor side plot, which was laughable at best. ****, the main plot was terrible, fuel? ****ing fuel is the issue? You kidding me? Out of all the whole expanded universe you could have leveraged for ideas, you chose fuel. Wow.'shark crew' master race
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11-20-2018, 06:22 PM #26
They are going to have to do something different, eg. Rey turns bad and Kylo saves the galaxy. It can't possibly be the same **** for the 3rd movie.
Rogue One was great. Solo was pretty good too. Both better than TFA.
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11-20-2018, 06:25 PM #27
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11-20-2018, 06:26 PM #28
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11-20-2018, 06:26 PM #29
OnLy good part was the throne room fight after snoke was killed
That was fun
Rose, the casino planet, Akbar dying while Leia marry poppins'd herself out of space....just dumb.Always Pick Two Crew
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11-20-2018, 06:33 PM #30
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