Story made the news.
https://fortsaskonline.com/local/loc...-to-give-birth
He lives in Alberta now
Cliffs.
Buddys wife starts having contractions
Buddy loads up car
On last trip into the house to get wife, some ******* steals their car
buddy jumps in their second car
buddy chases down thief, and straight up offers to trade cars because he needs the chit in the stolen car.
******* thief panics, and floors it, then gets away.
Buddy gets wife in second car, goes to the wrong hospital
goes to right hospital, delivers healthy baby with alpha as phuk name,(inb4looksmaximus) and has a hell of a story.
Op has known Buddy since he was three.
Fkin lol
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01-08-2021, 01:05 PM #1Registered User
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Buddy of mine had his car stolen while his wife was in labour...
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01-08-2021, 01:09 PM #2Podunks Alt Account
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Are those Milk Trucks I see?
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01-08-2021, 01:10 PM #3Registered User
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Op "delivering"..Originally Posted by LtGoose
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01-08-2021, 01:12 PM #4yerrrrrrrr meh?
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mine blown that fort saskatchewan is in alberta
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01-08-2021, 01:13 PM #5Registered User
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Inb4 fort Alberta is in Saskatchewan.Originally Posted by AltarOfPlagues
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01-08-2021, 02:09 PM #6Registered User
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Up cuz it's a kick ass story
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01-08-2021, 02:15 PM #7Unregistered User
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Lol @ Dad back there passed slap-ass out. Fatherhood has already been a challenge for him.
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01-08-2021, 02:20 PM #8Hunter/Fisherbreh
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Yes, fully loaded ones. Wood nurse on/10Originally Posted by LtGoose
That’s fukked up op, I’d find him, break in his house while he’s gone and dump horse chit all over his place.I love eggs.
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01-08-2021, 02:33 PM #9Registered User
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Put a bullet in the thief's head op, for a brah
I'll globe you
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01-08-2021, 02:42 PM #10Banned
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how did he catch up the theif let alone talk to him
FAKE NEWS
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01-08-2021, 02:43 PM #11WOATbrah of peace :)
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Dude pulled over in a cul se sac.Originally Posted by DeepFriedFriend
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01-08-2021, 02:47 PM #13Registered User
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Friends of mine showed it to me on ******** first lolOriginally Posted by sooby
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01-08-2021, 02:48 PM #14anonymousGuest
You don't get much more Cucknadian than offering to trade cars with the *redacted* who stole your car
The story should have ended up with the *redacted* being dragged out the car and head stomped
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01-08-2021, 02:50 PM #15
didn't read story. wife looks slooty with that thing in her eyebrow.
paternity test?
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You'd have to know this guy. When I heard that, I thought...classic markOriginally Posted by ChunkerFish
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01-08-2021, 03:21 PM #17Registered User
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Wow, that's crazy but what a story to be told about your birth! lol glad they had that 2nd car and got to the hospital in time.
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Can't imagine how stressful that must have been, but at least they'll have a really unique story to share with their child some day.
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I think the name maximus is pretty fkin coolOriginally Posted by lightsarefallin
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