READ THIS: just happened to me

**Freebird34** · 02-01-2006, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by Hartski

Did you ever think the squirrel was just tired from leg day?

He could have just been resting with an awsome pump going on, and you have to kill him??

That is the funniest **** I've ever read!

**Celticmuscle** · 02-01-2006, 03:53 PM

I wishted I wuz smort!

P.S. Love the 'Leg day' and the 'Good job Hitler' comments!!!! Funny stuff.

**exbunobooga** · 02-01-2006, 03:54 PM

LMAO at this thread!!!1

**EZ-Bar** · 02-01-2006, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Points

glass rod up its urethra and smack its penis on a table.

that is probably the most painful thing i have ever thought about... oowww

**ispy** · 02-01-2006, 03:58 PM

**NumberTwentyTwo** · 02-01-2006, 04:13 PM

man im catching a lot of heat for this.....

i shot it point blank in the head w a bb gun like 10 times...i didnt think itd still be alive after that...

at least i didnt put firecrackers in its ass or burn it alive like half the people here woulda...

**Strong_Matt** · 02-01-2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Hartski

Did you ever think the squirrel was just tired from leg day?

He could have just been resting with an awsome pump going on, and you have to kill him??

damn that was funny

yeh but using a bb gun WTF... you might aswell hit it round the head with a lollipop

**Mr Beer** · 02-01-2006, 04:20 PM

Unless you are used to killing animals, it's pretty easy to botch a mercy-killing, especially if you are a bit soft-hearted. I mean, a good way to ensure you take it out fast would be to smash it in the forehead with a hammer, but if you like animals you have to overcome your natural aversion to doing that.

**Strong_Matt** · 02-01-2006, 04:24 PM

why didnt you make one of them wheelchairs that dogs have?

that would be cool

**The Rob** · 02-01-2006, 04:32 PM

You really made the situation worse.......

I once came accross this bird who's lower half was completely snapped (his ass was touching his head), it was barely moving and breathing heavy, there was really no way to save it, so I took a 20 lbs rock and smashed it hard. It was pretty much dead in an instant.

**fightingfury88** · 02-01-2006, 04:55 PM

i really cant mercy kill anything/one. if i smashed a squirrels head with a hammer and killed it i would be scarred for life. i just couldnt live with it. and my gravestone would say "R.I.P squirrel"

**Big Natural** · 02-01-2006, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Hartski

Did you ever think the squirrel was just tired from leg day?

He could have just been resting with an awsome pump going on, and you have to kill him??

LOL you crack me up everytime

.

Rip fluffyberry

**user34566548717114** · 02-01-2006, 05:08 PM

i mean the intent was there and all but a BB gun??? common how is that gonna get through the skull...

u should have axed him once super hard the first time and ended it suffering

**M1911A1** · 02-01-2006, 05:28 PM

Don't know which is stupider, the "OMG, how could you kill an innocent squirrel, you evil devilman" responses, or the idiot who can't effectively put down a wounded ****ing squirrel.

**kmx193** · 02-01-2006, 05:39 PM

bro thats not right lol owell at least u tryed to help it out

**twisted03** · 02-01-2006, 05:54 PM

ummm i have deffinatley killed a ton of squirrels with bb guns and slingshots when i was younger i know it will work.

**mugotu19** · 02-01-2006, 06:01 PM

You shoulda just let him be and go on his own terms. And how does a squrriel break its legs? I have seen them jump out of 30 foot trees and just keep on truckin. I suspect foul play...

**Need 2Whey more** · 02-01-2006, 11:43 PM

That reminds me of when my friend told me about when he was young he had a pet rabbit. It ran away and 1 yr later it came back, it was covered in gangrene, limping and most of its hair was lost. My friend said his sisters boyfriend grabbed a hammer and put his foot on it so it won't move and struck it fiercely in the head. He said that rabbit was screeching in pain and the guy kept hitting it til it was dead.

My g/f dad goes hunting and last summer on the way back they hit a baby bear. They got out and said the poor thing was in the side ditch struggling to get up. They radioed a ranger and the ranger said to "please shoot it, its suffering!" It was twitching when they went to check on it so my g/f's dad put a bullet to it.

You should have called the animal shelter to try and save it, or at least uthenize it properly so it won't suffer the excruciating, torturous, terrorist plotted death it endured.

**Jazzy9** · 02-02-2006, 12:49 AM

I am still wondering why people think mercy killing is the right thing to do when it comes to animals, so much that even if the animal has a chance to live you still have to kill it as if its a noble thing to do.

**Lord_Nazgul** · 02-02-2006, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by Hartski

Did you ever think the squirrel was just tired from leg day?

He could have just been resting with an awsome pump going on, and you have to kill him??

The squirrel probably looked like this!

**FireFox** · 02-02-2006, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by NorBerg

Nice going Hitler!

haha lol thats funny : )

Don't worry you had good intentions, so it still counts : )

**Lloydy** · 02-02-2006, 02:51 AM

your a ***got for doing that.

**Criminal Mind** · 02-02-2006, 02:54 AM

congratulations... animal molester.

seriously... that's like taking "sometimes, you have to do bad things to do good things" a little bit far.

it's kinda like... ok, i feel sorry for you so i'm gonna use my plastic knife and saw your head off to be kind but because that's not working, i'm gonna use a cheese grater instead and grind it against your head 4-5 times just to make sure you die.

one day, that squirrel is gonna kick your butt from squirrel heaven.

**racinghart** · 02-02-2006, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by NumberTwentyTwo

its long...but if your bored read it

ok..so im in the middle of lifting weights and i go upstairs to get a bottle of water. i see my mom looking out the back door and my brother (6th grade) and 3 of his freinds are huddled around something...

so i go and look and there is this squirrel that im guessing had fell from our tree. its just laying there still alive. it seemed like its back legs were broken but it was trying to crawl away with only its front legs. it wasnt getting far at all and i could tell it was scared ****less. my mom said to leave it alone and that when my step-dad gets up in like 2 hours hel shoot it so it doesnt have to "suffer"

so i try to play hardcore and leave it alone and go back to lifting...3 minutes later my "softer side for animals and suffering" got the best of me so i grab some crackers and take them out to it but its like not moving at all nemore, but i can tell its still alive but it had just pretty much ggiven up on life...

i procede to go back and lift...but my conscience told me to kill it so it didnt have to suffer...so i go to our garage and get a bb gun and cant find the bbs so i have to use the ones in the gun already (there were like 3). so i go and shoot the squirrel in the head and it starts trying to get away again..i shoot it 2 more times and i can see the hole and blood coming out but it wont die...its still trying to get away...

so i go get my bro and were both looking for more bbs, cant find ne...finally we find like 5 more...so i hurry back and shoot it like 5 more times in the head and still the fuucker wont die..im fealing pretty bad for the thing now...during this whole time all my bros frreinds are watching and making me feel bad like "why are u killing it?"

so im thinking ok ill get an axe and just cut its head off...so i get an axe, but im scared to do it cuz i dont wanna get blood all over me...so my bro picks it up w a towel by its tail and takes it all the way to our back yard and my bros freind takes the axe and smashes its head in like 4 times..finally the poor thing is dead....and i go back to lifting weights...the whole process prolly took 30 minutes

an easy quick solution. im buddhist and im very passionate to animals... i dont eat meat either but anyways. i would have done the same for the animal but this is what i would have done seeing that i think you beat it up more than helped it unfortunatly. your head was in the right place though. what you do is you take like 3 45 plates and hold it like really high above the creature and drop it on him. impact is quick and fast probably wouldnt feel a thing.

**Lindsay Head** · 02-02-2006, 04:19 AM

Mate that sort of behaivour is usuallly a pre-cursor to more serious behaviour in the future. Many serial killers were known to have killed and tortured pets in their youth. If you gained any sort of excitement form doing it, be it sexual or whatever then i would seirously be looking at your own mental state.

By posting this thread I believe you are actually reliving the event and again gaining that same form of excitement you had actually killling the animal, in much the same way murderers visit the sites where the murder took place.

**tosser24** · 02-02-2006, 04:23 AM

you shouldn't rest for so long in between sets.
2-3 mins max

**MantisShrimp** · 02-02-2006, 04:26 AM

Next time put the squirrel on soft soil, and just invert a garden spade and behead it...works like a charm. We used to have to do this when mice were only half killed by mouse traps.

Reminds me. One time I had a mouse ****ting on my stove, every night. Very disgusting. So I set a trap. Two days later, I had a dead mouse. So for the next week and a half, I hear this peeping coming from inside the wall. Then it finally stops. It had been a baby which starved to death.

Ok I don't particularly care for mice, but

**Fr0D4ddy** · 02-02-2006, 08:10 PM

I did the BB thing to a squirrel when I was a kid. I shot it about 20 times or so in the head but it just wouldn't die. Sorry about your experience, mine will always be burned in my brain too.

**collector** · 02-02-2006, 08:44 PM

What is wrong with all you people.

I'm laughing my ass of at this guy and the comments.

**C_Kent** · 02-02-2006, 08:50 PM

Wtf son?

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