30 years old, married and playing RuneScape on a Friday night

[iTunesBrah]

What a night in the trap boyos.

Ive been married for 2 years and the lust is already gone. I'm sitting in my study playing RuneScape. My wife is nowhere to be seen, she said she was seeing friends and she'd either stay at a friends or get a late cab.

My plan for the night is to continue playing RuneScape (hopefully reach 91 slayer). I'm feeling nostalgic so might watch American Pie with the occasional break to muster up any libido I have left to my favourite Gianna Michaels video. I'll then mindlessly continue my game while listening to the same 2pac and Green Day songs I did when I played RuneScape back in 2005 as a ten year old.

[WoofieNugget]

So your wife is already banging another guy? Staying "at friends" is code for "I'm getting railed and can't come home until I shower".

[iTunesBrah]

So your wife is already banging another guy? Staying "at friends" is code for "I'm getting railed and can't come home until I shower".

I doubt it - She has quite high strong morals.

[lolbtc]

Just get s divorce it's over

[blueberryboy]

1) playing runescape as a grown man grinding away on stats is a major low iq waste of time , was cool at age 11

2) sorry to hear about your relationship bro. When you aren't spending prime time Friday night together and she's at her " friends " place you know it's over

But props for runescape nostalgic anyway

You play classic? I log on once in awhile to fk around

[nn586]

Damn, it's really hard to see why your marriage is failing.










Not srs.

[superman704]

It's official, you're a child at heart

[ALEXH-]

Never played Runscape. CS2 all the way

[TBO1313]

I hope this a troll post. That's sad as hell boyo

If you'd stop crankin it to pron you'd have more initiative to spit game at your wife and actually do the deed although if she's already saying she's "staying at a friends" it might be too late

[Barteh]

That's sad. Meanwhile I'm sitting down on the balcony having 2 hours of deep conversation with my wife every night and 9/10 times I initiate sex she's good for it.

And we have 2 kids that she takes care of full time.

[lolbtc]

You're wife is getting stretched by an 8 inch bbc and screaming like a slot and your sitting on your chair playing runescape.

[wasp9166]

[Drifterlonghair]

C U in Lumby m8 1337 crew

Damn I miss the old days, that game literally defined my childhood