Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
It's because Ken came in a different box.
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08-10-2023, 06:38 AM #31
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08-10-2023, 06:40 AM #32
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08-10-2023, 06:40 AM #33*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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08-10-2023, 06:43 AM #34
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08-10-2023, 06:46 AM #35
BBMG, I tried dating apps and had no luck either
I'm a 5'10 indian, but I frauded to 6'2 and edited my photos to make me look a bit whiter and it was no use.
I still wasn't a Top 10% male. Only top 10% men are getting matches on apps. I got like 8 matches the entire month I used Bumble, Hinge, Tinder. All of them were ugly and fat and STILL none of them wanted to meet up with me.
Dating apps is the WORST option for below average men like us. The problem is that's the #1 way how couples form nowadays
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08-10-2023, 06:49 AM #36
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08-10-2023, 07:04 AM #37
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08-10-2023, 07:08 AM #40
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08-10-2023, 07:09 AM #41
When I first started dating apps I had almost no luck. Then I said fukk it and posted shirtless picks and that’s when I actually started getting matches.
You actually look good here, but I honestly think you should get a bit more mass with the same bodyfat - I actually think if you gained 10lbs of muscle it would make a difference.
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08-10-2023, 07:09 AM #42
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08-10-2023, 07:15 AM #43
You need great photos. Not too many selfies and they gotta be really good. I haven't been without a woman since I put great pics on my profile. And I'm bald. I slayed chicks 20 years younger than me. Even had one that wanted me to take her virginity. I had a relationship with a Dentist who made 500k a year and paid for all my meals/drinks. My current relationship, this girl wants sex all the time and constantly sends me nudes and talks dirty. If you got a ****ed up smile, get invisalign and or veneers. Don't look like a twink. Look like you lift wearing a shirt. Dress nice is a must. If you're not at least above average then forget the apps. Do whatever you need to do or change with your body to at least be above average if you stand any hope.
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08-10-2023, 07:16 AM #44
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