Y'all reckon dressing like a cowboy is the way to go this year? The more I done been thinking on it, the more I reckon it makes a whole hell of a lot of sense.
Pros:
- Cheap. Only thing you really have to spend real money on is the hat / boots / belt buckle. The jeans are basically Walmart quality and same with the button down shirt.
- Alpha. I mean what's more alpha than just walking around with a huge azz cowboy hat on? Not only does it stick up high so you gain a couple of inches in height, but it also is wide as fuark so you just physically require more space for your huge ass head accessory which is alpha.
- Sloots. All sloots like country music, therefore all sloots want to bang a cowboy. This is just a basic fact, its the most popular type of music with sloots (not even hillbilly sloots, but basic Starbucks drinking city sloots, unless they are of the urban type). Plus if you pass a sloot on the street you can just tip the brim of your cowboy hat and say "howdy miss"; instant conversation starter and she will assume you are a real gentleman.
- Get to chew on straw and bend your knee when leaning against a building or fence.
So anyway, what do y'all fellers think about this? Anyone try dressing like a legit cowboy before? Results?
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01-12-2022, 12:22 PM #1
Is dressing like a legit cowboy the 2022 move?
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I wear boots/jeans. No hat. T-shirt.
Only wear a western hat when I am outside working.
Other than that I consider it a costume if you wear it all the time, and I am a Texas guy.US Army 1998-2020
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