What's the dumbest / worst / most embarrassing way you've injured yourself?

[adigiro1]

I recently threw my back out doing floor warm up isolation workouts.

My buddy recently tore his meniscus playing with his cat.

You guys have any good ones?

[messomi]

lower back injury (nerve damage) during squatting wasn't even a heavy weight I was following that stupid wendler 531 program.

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

paid a girl to kick me in the balls and I ruptured my testicle

[A-GAME]

Jumped off a chillout box in a nightclub. The club was dark so I couldn't see the ceiling. When I jumped off I hit my head on something that was hanging like a light or something. It flipped me on my back and I landed flat like a pancake in front of a bunch of people. Lucky I didn't know anybody and everyone was off their head lmao

[paulinkansas]

Put my thumb into a spinning table saw blade.

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[GaryRidgway]

Jumped off a 9 foot wall when I was drunk. Just bruised my heel though.

[ApeXXXPredator]

Stepped on a pickle jar

[Pumpinmirin]

Doing a knee high river crossing on a HIKE so basic af. Bank on the other side to get up is about 1.5m (a little over a yard).

Reach up and grab a branch and launch myself up this bank at 120% power but I'm looking down at my feet trying not to slip.

Looked up last second to see a broken, jagged tree branch and headbutted the thing square at full noise. Split my forehead open big time, concussed myself. Very lucky cause it was about an inch from eye.

Anyway had to walk out for about 90 minutes holding forehead together cause no first aid kit (stupid I know). Low and behold a tramping club of about 80 people is coming the other direction.

80/80 times I was asked "do you know your forehead is pissing out blood?". Bertstare.gif

Have a sweet Harry Potter scar now lol. Doctor offered me plastic surgery on the government's dime but scars are cool.

[HYDRAE]

stuck my hand in a kitchen sink full of water and stabbed my wrist with a knife left pointy end up (barely missed my veins)

[kingmanaverage]

Sliced my thumb opening a can of tuna.

[xxAchillesxx]

Girl's parents were coming and I zipped my jeans up too quick. Caught the skin right under the head in the zipper.

"How'd you get the beans above the frank?"
"We got a bleeder!"

That sucked.

[Noobyy]

Fell off a 150ft cliff whilst skiing, came through unscathed, went down to apres ski, got drunk on a table singing 'staying alive' fell off and broke my ankle

[arn710]

Arm wrestling. Never do this. I got out lucky. Seen several arms snap doing this

Serious sciatica putting my undies on one morning

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Cut a little piece of the tip of my finger off dicing veggies two days before my wedding. Had to hide my finger during wedding pictures.

[Toker095]

Woke up early for class
Walking down apartment stairs all sluggish cause still sleepy
Twisted my ankle and wasn't lifting for a month

Cause my foot swelled up

Fml

What as waste of a month

[MrBourbon]

Rocking out near a campfire and drumming along to the music on the arms of one of those hard plastic outdoor chairs. Miss the arm of my chair, catch the razor sharp cheap plastic edge of the chair hard enough to take a gouge out of my arm. Still have a small scar from it to this day.

[Merovingian11]

Flipping a Crocodile Dundee style knife around.

I could do one rotation several times just fine so I got cocky and started going for two rotations. I was successful a few times but on the last one I caught it on the base of the blade and sliced a big chunk of my index finger. The most blood I'd ever seen come out of me. 7 stitches and it was fairly numb for years but it's pretty much normal now. The scar is kinda the shape of a candy cane.

Fortunately the knife was very dull otherwise I probably wouldn't have been so lucky. I still have the knoife in storage and want to shine it up as it's rather dark metal on the outside, then sharpen it up real good. However I won't be flipping it around of course.

[TXBuddy]

Ruptured a disc deadlifting- Looked to my right at a chick and lost form..and crraacckkk.
Did a cannonball off a diving board- knee hit my eyebrow and caused 6 stitches.

[MiscResurgence]

Threw my back out because I sneezed

[hoganrulz]

Opened a door when I was hungover it somehow hit my foot as I tried to slide through and the door flew back and the tongue on the door sliced my face

[nrowles]

Rubbed my pecker raw from being too vigorous

[ChelshireCat]

Sneezed whilst plucking my eyebrows, tweezers stabbed my eye, luckily my already bad eye.

[IronILLinois]

lmao^

mine wasn't embarrassing cause i was like 12 so i was just a kid chilling, but...

i swung at an inflated basketball with an aluminum baseball bat. i rock that scar fabulously.

[tnthudson]

Quite a few things. But besides the nunchucks to the nads (which really hurts),
I had a small dirt bike as a kid. Lost the gas cap and put a rag in the tank hole like an idiot.
I'm riding one day and all of a sudden my nuts and inner thighs felt like I had sat in boiling water- gasoline all over them.
I raced home and jumped in the tub and soaked for I don't remember how long.

It's a wonder I could have kids, lol.

[Ken-O]

In college campus, middle of the day, everybody in my class watching even the girl i liked. I tried to do a zidane roll(soccer move), lost balance and felt on top of my ass, which in turn felt in top of my ankle. Everybody laughing.

Hurt like a bitch, i felt like i was fuked up but acted like i was fine, stayed in another one hour class and then limped like 1 KM all the way to my car, strong walk of shame lol, ankle already swollen like a baseball.

Came home, took a nap to "sleep it off", and woke up to a basketball in my ankle. Had to call my mom to take me to the hospital. It was a friday. Next monday i walk into class with crutches and a cast, people laugh even more.



To this day we still laugh about that one lol, it was extremely embarassing.

[ramimotemem]

On the way to the club absolutely plastered, just your good ole:




Opened up my hand, was bleeding all over the floor when some prepper came up with a first aid kit and cleaned me up. Needed stitches, but I instead just wrapped my hand tight with my ex's scarf and decided to go to the club anyway.

[IronILLinois]

Quite a few things. But besides the nunchucks to the nads (which really hurts),
I had a small dirt bike as a kid. Lost the gas cap and put a rag in the tank hole like an idiot.
I'm riding one day and all of a sudden my nuts and inner thighs felt like I had sat in boiling water- gasoline all over them.
I raced home and jumped in the tub and soaked for I don't remember how long.

It's a wonder I could have kids, lol.

lmao what the heck

[IAMBEE]

It was pretty embarrassing when I broke my foot playing with my dog. Imagine being in the most powerful position in the world after having the nerve to steal a national election in plain sight, only to be foiled by my dog.

[CherryPopinski]

Was trying to use a kitchen knife to cut off a plastic piece from my Duty Belt, the blade slipped and dug into the top of my finger

[tnthudson]

lmao what the heck

IKR? Insane. I could have become a fireball(s).