Holy chit, How lucky am I to have this girl?? (NOT FA)

[GrammarNaziM8]

So you got your degree at age 18?
I don't believe you

[IDefineMyself]

Just wait until your first fight and then all that bullchit she just said will go straight out the damn window

^this, remember OP. If you love her, no matter the argument, she is always right.

[dan987]

Just stay safe op
most of us have been there and it never ends well
hope it ends well for you

[hermes3893]

"You're my first everything and my last. I promise you."

Stay safe OP.

[seanb1979]

but what does her butthole taste like op? nutella with a dash of strawberries?

[AngusPeppered]

Pretty much what every miscer said..

-girl is either bat chit crazy or playing you like a fiddle
-Asian girls are for beta white guys only srs
-you might not technically be FA but you're still FA in that you don't have enough experience with women to see all this bs
-might even be using you for your decent stable career as an engineer

I couldn't tell if your thread was a subtle brag post or true naivety so I don't want to be too harsh but it's hard not to

[bodynyc]

thats not it man, thats not it

[Caxoo]

When you eventually break up with her, you're going to turn her into a psycho bitch

So thanks in advance for one more of those in the world

[Girlgoneweird]

You can be happy with your gf but just remember to always keep one eye open because human beings are pieces of chit and will stab you in the back at any time. Be happy, but always sleep with one eye open

.... Gripping your pillow tiiiiiggghhht

[R3nmazuo]

odds are is that she has been slayed by countless of chads in the past and has permanent internal vagina damage from chads having their way with her and wants a regular dude for a change

[SlimPeanut]

someone post the crazy:hot chart for OP.

not enough posts to do it myself

[LaCosaNostra90]

lol all the best OP

[Tony_S]

reading those texts made me cringe hard

[m1n2v5]

That went from cute to scary pretty quickly, stay safe op

[Informativeguy]

to cringy, i think you texted yourself that to see misc's response.

[PKneyr]

I will never know these feels lol

Ye I care for other people, want to bang them sloots, but being in blind love... that's for *******s and females.

[MyGhettoFantasy]

That's completely terrifying and I'm not even joking


"I love you so much I want to wear your skin lol, you can't run because I'd find you teehee"




NC might not even be far enough

Mhmm

[pectoralbro]

best of luck to you OP

but you're a fool if you think this will keep up

remember our words, sloots gonna sloot

[Way2Cold]

I'm not sure if serious after reading those, but if true you're playing with fire OP stay safe and good luck brah srs

[Foreverbulker]

someone post the crazy:hot chart for OP.

not enough posts to do it myself

[therippedbrah]

It's all talk bro.
Both my ex's have said exactly the same chit.
Both turned into lying, cheating, sloots lmao.

[IntelExchange]

[RC2008]

ITT: Miscers never knew 1st love lol...

I've been here before. I have lost my chit over a girl before, it's as crazy as this looks.

Fukin intense. And I hate the thought of it lol, because I remember how despite all this, the end was legit the most painful thing I have ever experienced.

[ClevageGobbler]

damn op got that chick sprung lol

[white_pele]

that's serial killer psycho level

[Madara808]

He gone fuq it up himself. You wait I garuntee it. 2 months a new thread lul

[PeteTheSkeet]

Go nc


Srs


Now

(Edit congrats on degree and job thou)

would rep if i could. you need to run op srs

[LargePeter]

On a clinger scale of 1 to 5, this bish is a 20

RUN. Run long, run fast.

[Brozart]

OP that's fukt, i would tell her 'can you stop fukn messaging me i'm trying to _____', why is she sending you four-hundred-thousand pages of chit

^this, remember OP. If you love her, no matter the argument, she is always right.

holy fuk this is the worst advice i've ever seen

good luck with your pathetic piece of chit life wondering why everything always goes bad for you

[JamesMUSCLE]

She's taking some beebeecee on the side. Sorry OP