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05-26-2016, 08:16 PM #1681
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05-26-2016, 08:28 PM #1682
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05-26-2016, 08:34 PM #1683#61
* The opinions of this salty dog are out of bitterness and spite, no matter the advice given the bottom line is that you should turn the other direction and walk away from law enforcement. Also change your criminal justice major or I will punch your face.
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05-26-2016, 08:37 PM #1684
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05-26-2016, 09:22 PM #1685
> 8/10 cardio bunny who I bumped into last week, I used to hang around with her brother ages ago, we were in a queue together.
> We got talking about fitness as I recall she was quite sporty, I mention my gym is rubbish and she says I should check hers out, guest pass and shiz
> I jump at chance, both for gym and possible bone.
> We go, I do chest/tri's she goes treadmill then crosstrainer then a few reps on the crunch machine for some reason.
> She asks what am I doing after this, I say might watch a movie, I've got a pirated copy of Avengers I've been meaning to watch.
> She says she has wanted to see that, I maintain my spaghetti and ask her to come, she accepts. cont.
> Go to mine, I crack open my cheapest wine, we are watching the movie and talking a bit.
> She is apparently a bit of a lightweight and wine goes straight to her head, we get talking about sex.
> Oh god just typing this hurts.
> She mentions her ex never went down on her. I say something along the lines of "what an idiot".
> She goes in for kiss, we kiss for about 5 seconds.
> She pulls away, then I for reasons unknown need to fill a non-existent void...
> "you know, I could give you the old lickaroo"
> the old lickaroo
> I said it jokey and cheeky but there was no way that didn't sound weird, **** I may have sort of winked a bit, oh god.
> She looks at me like I am a shoe sniffer and pulls away and said "err yeah just gonna go toilet"
> This occurred roughly around when Hulk is smashing up the plane
> She returns and I put my hand on her knee in an attempt to salvage.
> We make awkward small talk for what feels like an eternity, man this is a long film
> when Hulk punches Thor I remove my hand from her.
> Eons pass and the film finally ends. I walk her to my door and go for a hug, she effectively pats me on the shoulder.
> I am too ashamed to even masturbate, and just lie in bed alone.
> the old lickaroo.We freaks baby.
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05-26-2016, 10:18 PM #1686
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did not read lol
Call me Sally
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05-27-2016, 12:25 AM #1687
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05-27-2016, 12:44 AM #1688
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05-27-2016, 01:27 AM #1689anonymousGuest
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05-27-2016, 06:43 AM #1690
Need more sleep ... need more coffee!
inb4 Nobody fuking cares kuntMy $0.02 is worth $0.03
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05-27-2016, 07:22 AM #1691
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nobody fuking cares kunt
Your nutrition and workout program determines your success.
FL and NC crew. Lol @ living in PA. Just LOL.
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05-27-2016, 07:44 AM #1692
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Tgif
Call me Sally
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05-27-2016, 07:54 AM #1693
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So how many ITT does crossfit?
A lion doesn't jump on prey expecting to get its ass whipped.
~Snappin' Necks and Cashin' Checks~
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05-27-2016, 08:04 AM #1694
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05-27-2016, 08:44 AM #1695
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05-27-2016, 09:29 AM #1696
this thread is the perfect combo of new gay thread/supp rep gangbang thread
Royals Crew
Chiefs Crew
Festivus Crew
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05-27-2016, 09:55 AM #1697
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05-27-2016, 10:24 AM #1698
In on supp reps thread.
If motivation comes in a liquid form, it would be dripping off my fingers tips.
They Mad I am Asian and Not Juicing Crew.
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05-27-2016, 10:34 AM #1699
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05-27-2016, 11:25 AM #1700
Stay safe this weekend homos!
Training log: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165829701
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05-27-2016, 12:23 PM #1701
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05-27-2016, 12:29 PM #1702
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05-27-2016, 12:33 PM #1703
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^^^ dat jiggle doe
wouldmakeitripplefordays/10A lion doesn't jump on prey expecting to get its ass whipped.
~Snappin' Necks and Cashin' Checks~
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05-27-2016, 12:37 PM #1704
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I would put my tongue as deep inside her butthole as I could
Call me Sally
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05-27-2016, 12:39 PM #1705
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Call me Sally
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05-27-2016, 12:43 PM #1706
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05-27-2016, 12:48 PM #1707
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano
If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
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05-27-2016, 01:17 PM #1708
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05-27-2016, 02:51 PM #1709
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05-27-2016, 05:14 PM #1710
I wood eat mcfreakos tongue with my booty.
Wait...We freaks baby.
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