WTF Rogue Fitness

[Domicron]

okay i get that rogue fitness is really the king of the hill right now, churning out pretty well made gear and backing it up with great marketing and customer service.

but now they're turning out stuff like this:

http://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-knurled-ring

knurled stainless steel rings?! i mean, if they seemed to have any competition at their level i'd ask if they were in the process of jumping the shark.

[brucedelaney]

okay i get that rogue fitness is really the king of the hill right now, churning out pretty well made gear and backing it up with great marketing and customer service.

but now they're turning out stuff like this:

http://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-knurled-ring

knurled stainless steel rings?! i mean, if they seemed to have any competition at their level i'd ask if they were in the process of jumping the shark.

LOL, I just posted the picture of it in the Main Thread, can't wait to see other peeps reactions

[Domicron]

LOL, I just posted the picture of it in the Main Thread, can't wait to see other peeps reactions

i'd love to know how their sales are on this item. it's page is selling the box as much as it's selling the ring.

the blank rings i'm sure they buy for pennies, maybe they've got spare metal that they're using to make the boxes or something?

honestly it'd be better if they were making them from the same steel they're using for the bars; but $75 is an amazingly bold asking price.

[goirish3]

why would anyone wear something like that?

[Domicron]

i know what it reminds me of now: Oakley. they started off making sunglasses and goggles, and then started selling all sorts of shoes and bags and clothes. and for whatever they sell they have an add that reads similarly: painstakingly made, expertly designed, super high quality materials, 5x the cost

[RealAdvice]

I'm really eye'ing that $800 desk - http://www.roguesupplyco.com/

TBH, the rings are a good idea. I know at least a dozen people who have met their significant others at the gym... and i'm sure it would be a cute gift and they will sell thousands of them. gotta know your target audience! CF's generally have more money too. $100+/mo memberships

[Bench905]

I ordered a ring for each hand and a steel coffee table. Haters gon' hate.

[Domicron]

never heard about "rogue supply co" but yea now it makes perfect sense...

and i have no problem with them trying to make a buck through other avenues, esp when their brand is so hot, but this is craziness. i'm far more disappointed to anyone who's buying this stuff...

I ordered a ring for each hand and a steel coffee table. Haters gon' hate.

not a ring for each finger?

[Bench905]

not a ring for each finger?

It's 3 items ship free.

[Domicron]

It's 3 items ship free.

busted: the coffee table isn't three ships free it's a $5/5

[Stasher1]

Waiting for Rogue to release the knurled cock rings, myself.

[Domicron]

Rogue Coffee Table

Like most of our original furniture designs, the Rogue Coffee Table started out as an in-house solution for improving our own Columbus offices. By using 2.5" x 2.5" square tube steel legs, 3/16" laser cut brackets, and a rugged 14-gauge steel top, we created a compact industrial table that’s not only sturdier than just about any typical store-bought coffee table, but also less vulnerable to staining and surface damage.

Available in two sizes (48" x 35" and 48" x 23"), the table generated enough interest among employees, clients, and guests that we’ve now made it available for the first time to the public here on Rogue Supply. Both versions stand 19.75" tall. The bolt-together design of the Rogue Coffee Table also allows us to box the unit disassembled to save you shipping costs.

see what i mean with the stupid stories of why they're selling the items?

Waiting for Rogue to release the knurled cock rings, myself.

love to hear the story on the sale page for that one...

[Keoking]

I'm holding out for a large stainless knurled coffee mug. I would buy that.

[Domicron]

I'm holding out for a large stainless knurled coffee mug. I would buy that.

the ring is $75.

the mug will cost as much as an RML rack.

[Bench905]

see what i mean with the stupid stories of why they're selling the items?

You're really nitpicking here - that seems like a normal, harmless description to me. I've heard origin stories for countless products.

[Mechanon84]

the mug will cost as much as an RML rack.

Holy **** lol. You can get tungsten carbide or titanium wedding bands on amazon for $20 shipped. rofl.

[Domicron]

You're really nitpicking here - that seems like a normal, harmless description to me. I've heard origin stories for countless products.

it's kind of quiet at work tonight (freezing rain is bad for business) and i'm just trying for some laughs. i only actually quoted that to setup my joke about Stasher's response...

[Synthetickiller]

As much as even I have turned around & find Rogue to be a good company, they are, at heart still a Crossfit shill.....
They are marketing to these people...





So where's the litter box for $2700 w/ knurling for optimal kipping poops?

[Forcep]

Could be used for a really dangerous HtH combat weapon if you buy a ring for each finger, would make for an easier time to cut someone up with all those knurlings.

[sgman]

Holy **** lol. You can get tungsten carbide or titanium wedding bands on amazon for $20 shipped. rofl.

Want to know how cheap they really are. My jeweler threw my tungsten carbide band in when I bought my wife's engagement ring. When I developed a rash from the ring(I told my wife I was allergic to our marriage on our honeymoon - and they say romance is dead) they gave me a titanium replacement for free.

[matchsprint]

Waiting for Rogue to release the knurled cock rings, myself.

When they do you get to write the review.

[urbanlifter]

i know what it reminds me of now: Oakley. they started off making sunglasses and goggles, and then started selling all sorts of shoes and bags and clothes. and for whatever they sell they have an add that reads similarly: painstakingly made, expertly designed, super high quality materials, 5x the cost

Hey now, don't mess with my Oakley. They had a limited edition Macallan flask a while back ($1,000), good Lord I wish I could have got my hands on that thing. It was total badass! I have had a pair of Oakley Splice for over 12 years and going strong, and had some of the limited edition 3D glasses which also rocked.

[sgman]

When I first saw the thread tittle, I expected it to be about the B&R 2.0 being listed as a Hot Deal....at full price. I don't really get it. They had it up as a deal for $250, then took it down, now it's back at the full $295 on the hot deal page. I get that they are pushing a new product, but either discount it or just leave a pic of it on the homepage announcing its release.

[RealAdvice]

When they do you get to write the review.

I'm sure the ring would fit. Just go ahead and get that now.

[keyboardworkout]

Whatever you do with your Rogue knurled stick is your business.

[RealAdvice]

Whatever you do with your Rogue knurled stick is your business.

Someone please photoshop this...

[Domicron]

Hey now, don't mess with my Oakley. They had a limited edition Macallan flask a while back ($1,000), good Lord I wish I could have got my hands on that thing. It was total badass! I have had a pair of Oakley Splice for over 12 years and going strong, and had some of the limited edition 3D glasses which also rocked.

i actually really like oakley. i owned a pair of Juliets with emerald green lenses for about 8 years until they went missing. i loved those things and still don't know why they don't bring them back.

[dragon360]

Waiting for Rogue to release the knurled cock rings, myself.

His and hers?

[obey46]

Rogue "Gatherer Box"
Because we like hippy all natural isht.

[cwcmac]

Waiting for Rogue to release the knurled cock rings, myself.

Make sure to get the matching knurled nipple rings