Straight forward and to the point, shows you are not fuking around and wont be some loser wasting the company's money
Corporate America love people that can cut through the bullchit and get stuff done. If you ever expect to get hired into a CEO postion, then TAKE SOME FUKING NOTES.
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09-28-2015, 01:27 AM #1
The BEST Cover Letter ever written (by your alpha as fuk Miscer)
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09-28-2015, 01:30 AM #2
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09-28-2015, 01:30 AM #3
good chit
goes straight to targeting the benefits (or what the employer is looking for) rather than being all about 'me, me, me'.pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
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09-28-2015, 01:34 AM #4
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09-28-2015, 01:41 AM #5
Eh, the guy comes across as arrogant more so than confident/interesting (which was probably what he was going for). His CL may be different but that doesn't guarantee it'll be relatable to the employer.
*Edit: Also, "Life of the Party" can translate to "Boozed-up, irresponsible frat boy". Not a good way to lead, IMO.
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09-28-2015, 01:41 AM #6
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09-28-2015, 01:43 AM #7
Comes off as a douchebag. I wouldn't want someone cocky like that to start arguing with all my requests and never taking responsibility for his actions. Would rather hire someone who shows he/she can handle the pressure by actions aka. previous experience and description of what they actually did in their job than someone who thinks he's the gods gift on earth and isn't backing up the claims with anything.
2/10 would throw the resume away
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09-28-2015, 01:45 AM #8
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09-28-2015, 01:46 AM #9
i mean honestly...with the rise of these new hipster type owners/interviewers/employers...who are typically young now...they would really enjoy this app...
obviously this wouldn't work for a big corporate firm or w.e but small businesses and or w.e not pushing billions would love this type of employee if he actually can put in the work..
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09-28-2015, 01:49 AM #10
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09-28-2015, 01:59 AM #13
I don't know how they do things in Mexico, but that **** would get instantly deleted in USA. That cover letter sucked **** buddy.
"I SAY LOOKING AT YOUR AVATAR....DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME IN GYM OR POSTING YOUR ETHIOPIAN LOOKING PIC....**** HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF IF THAT IS YOUR PIC....JESUS.. " - Pro_Lee_Preist
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09-28-2015, 02:01 AM #14
lol at thinking a hiring manager is reading that wall of text. They have shorter attention spans than miscers. Manager would literally take one glance at it, lol at how long it is, say "TL;DR" to himself, and delete. Then later on his lunch break he'd tell his colleagues about how yet another clueless ******* wanted to tell him their life story in a cover letter.
Even if someone did read it, he comes off immature, condescending, and unprofessional, talks about chit that belongs on resume not cover letter, and negs himself numerous times. Not surprised it's an entry-level position, dude's probably been trying to get his foot in the door somewhere for years and keeps wondering what he's doing wrong.
"Life of the Party" in high school and fraternity. lol If I was the manager I'd send him a three word rejection email - "Please don't breed."
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09-28-2015, 02:01 AM #15
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09-28-2015, 02:12 AM #20
You sound like a delusional entitled *******.
Acting entitled is good up to a certain level but you took ot too far, also you don't sound very professional. All you were basically doing was putting down other applicants and exalting yourself while telling them how their company is mediocre
Feel free to neg me if you get this job thoughEcclesiastes 6:10
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09-28-2015, 02:16 AM #21
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09-28-2015, 02:25 AM #26
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Would honestly not even respond to this. Sounds like Elliot Rodgers himself wrote this. So narcissistic it's insane.
Top sales guys are confident, social, have a good sense of humour and know when and when not to say things. This guy sounds like some chump who just finished college, who wrote this whilst high on molly.
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09-28-2015, 02:29 AM #27
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09-28-2015, 02:34 AM #28
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09-28-2015, 02:43 AM #29
Das it mane but he's probably a psychopath tho
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09-28-2015, 02:57 AM #30
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