srs stories of when girls initiated (stories please)

[Jaydawg08]

Have 2 in the past few months

Go to a bar that has a beer pong tournament, we lose first round so I'm sitting in the corner on the misc. Cute girl walks up to me and says "please tell me your single" I laugh and say sorry I'm not. She then says the least I can do is talk to her since she has the courage to come up to me. We talk for 5 min about ourselves and then she gives me her # And wants to "be friends"

Other is on a party bus, only know 2-3 people on it that I know. my buddies wife wanted me there to make sure he didn't get to drink. Talking to some people and a random cutie 7/10 casually dances in front of us. We ignore at first then look at her. She takes that as a sign and starts giving me an aggressive lap dance.

Rest of her friends egg her on and I just kinda sit there. My friend is laughing cause I look uncomfortable. Eventually song ends and she asks me to take a shot with her. asks for my # but give her a fake one cause don't want to cheat

tell me yours misc

[s1ckpsycho]

a girl told me to send her a snapchat
then was "no longer a registered user" after i sent her a pic

(srs)



my roommate had two random girls that came over and asked if he was home once, a girl just walk up to him and ask if she could take a picture with him, etc. too many stories of girls just yelling at him

life would be so good being aesthetic

[Oinkerjnn]

Working outside couple summers ago. Shirt off, climbing up a ladder all day. Find out girl I know works at bank, and all bank tellers have been admiring. Girl asked me out.

Went out with her, pick her up drive to bar. she paid bar tab while I was in the bathroom said she wanted to go. Fly down as soon as we pulled out of parking lot, saying "I never do stuff like this" as she buries her head in my lap. Pull over and bend her over tailgate on back country road.

Great times.

[Jnasty53]

in for later

[abroom]

Was in a club a couple of years back (18 or so), some random 5/10 walks up to me and ask me a question, we chat for a bit and I eventually pull her onto the dancefloor, absolutely pissed at this point.
A couple of minutes in she forces her hand down my pants and starts tugging my semi-flaccid hog, I just check out mentally and start justifying the situation in my head cause it feels good.
Eventually I snap out of it and pull her hand out of my pants and ask if she wants to get out of there (yolo), to which she says that she has to get her bag from her friend, never saw her again.

[DavidWebbFk]

Girl came up to me in class one day like hey

Two weeks later was smashing srs

[RougeProdigy]

Some people have it so easy.

[Jaydawg08]

Girl came up to me in class one day like hey

Two weeks later was smashing srs

You work fast brah

[BadumTish]

Bit of an autistic story from me...

Couple weeks ago my and my friend were at the train station waiting for our other friend to hit the town with. This 6/10 that was standing just in front of us turns around and asks me for some directions while holding her phone and I could see Google Maps open. uwot. So I told her the directions and she just looked at me, said "Thanks" and walked off.

Then it hit me. lmao. Ah well, still had a yucky night and she wasnt that good looking.

[SniXSniPe]

Have 2 in the past few months

Go to a bar that has a beer pong tournament, we lose first round so I'm sitting in the corner on the misc. Cute girl walks up to me and says "please tell me your single" I laugh and say sorry I'm not. She then says the least I can do is talk to her since she has the courage to come up to me. We talk for 5 min about ourselves and then she gives me her # And wants to "be friends"

Other is on a party bus, only know 2-3 people on it. my buddies wife wanted me there to make sure he didn't get to drink. Talking to some people and a random cutie 7/10 casually dances in front of us. We ignore at first then look at her. She takes that as a sign and starts giving me an aggressive lap dance.

Rest of her friends egg her on and I just kinda sit there. My friend is laughing cause I look uncomfortable. Eventually song ends and she asks me to take a shot with her. asks for my # but give her a fake one cause don't want to cheat

tell me yours misc

Repped for having morals.

[Nara22]

Some 2/10 middle-aged woman grabbed my package in a club one time.

Technically, she sexually assaulted me. Made me laugh at the double standards.

[Unfinishedsenta]

Every girl that I've been with has initiated contact. 100% srs. I've never approached, to much of a *******t to do it.

[Squidbrah]

Every girl that I've been with has initiated contact. 100% srs. I've never approached, to much of a *******t to do it.

same... and ive been with a fair amount of women.

[Oatmeal12]

Was waiting in line at Chipotle the other day and chick with her guy friends starts a convo, looks at me and says "They're always so mean to me!" I looked at them laughed and said something like, yeah totally saw the whole thing whats wrong with you guys? bsed a bit and that was it,I was just happy to have human contact srs lol..

[TheFuarkingBoss]

Girl kissed me at a club while I was rolling and it was such a shock and so out of the blue I didn't even know what was happening. Hadn't said one word, hadn't made eye contact, wasn't dancing with her didn't even see her coming in for the kiss.

Another girl kissed me at a club and then i see her and a sloot friend were just walking around the club pointing at guys for the other one to kiss. Went and got a shot of hard liquer to kill the germs.

Girls friend of a girl I liked was super obsessed with me to the point where I was actually getting scared of her. Had spoke for a few minutes with her before and she knew i liked the other girl and said we can have a threesome. Never did anything with her cause of fear of her taking sperm or some chit and pregnating herself.

Girl used to rub my leg in school, was young and dumb and didn't do anything.

[Atticus808]

Girl kissed me at a club while I was rolling and it was such a shock and so out of the blue I didn't even know what was happening. Hadn't said one word, hadn't made eye contact, wasn't dancing with her didn't even see her coming in for the kiss.

Another girl kissed me at a club and then i see her and a sloot friend were just walking around the club pointing at guys for the other one to kiss. Went and got a shot of hard liquer to kill the germs.

Girls friend of a girl I liked was super obsessed with me to the point where I was actually getting scared of her. Had spoke for a few minutes with her before and she knew i liked the other girl and said we can have a threesome. Never did anything with her cause of fear of her taking sperm or some chit and pregnating herself.

Girl used to rub my leg in school, was young and dumb and didn't do anything.

very opposite of strong user name to post lol

[Sanseth]

Me and my boy sitting in a strip club in Tijuana. One stripper sits next to my friend and tries talking to us, but cant understand anything because we didn't speak eachothers language. Stripper calls her other stripper friend over and she sits next to me. So obviously we are thinking they just want us to pay for lap dances/pay to take them upstairs. But then the strippers start buying us beers and just keep talking with us. After about four beers each the two tell us to wait right where we were and they will be right back. They leave for five min then come back in street clothes, sit back down and buy us more beers, keep talking with us.
After a few more beers they tell us to come with them. We go outside and hop in a cab with them. Sounds like a horrible idea, but we were too drunk to give a chit, they were hot. In the cab they start grinding on us/making out. We ride in the cab for a bit till we get to their apartment.
We are still super sketched out at this point, thinking of all the stories of people getting kidneys stolen and whatnot.
So of course we still go in. Once inside they start cooking us dinner, I honestly cant remember what they made. At this point we decide we need to know their names, but instead of asking them we just tell them "your name is Lupe, and your name in Maria". We tried to give them cleaning lady names.. As soon as in done eating, my stripper grabs my hand and pulls me into her room. We go at it hard all night, for hours.
The next morning I wake up on the strippers bed, shes gone. I go check on my friend, hes gone. Try calling my friend but his phone is dead. Im left alone in their apartment somewhere in TJ. Start to freak out a little, not sure if I should stay there or leave. After about 30min my friend and his stripper come back, they had gone to the store to buy food so they could cook us breakfast. Few minutes later mine comes back, she smiles and says "we needed more" and holds up a big box of condoms.
After breakfast we go at it again in her bedroom for a while, then again in the shower.
Its about time for us to head back to the states so the strippers buy us a cab back to the border. They thank us(lol) and we leave. Never got their numbers or real names.

That's my best story of when a girl initiated.

tldr-Me and buddy got picked up by TJ strippers who bought us drinks all night, cooked us food, Fuked our brains out, then sent us back to the US.

[Jaydawg08]

Me and my boy sitting in a strip club in Tijuana. One stripper sits next to my friend and tries talking to us, but cant understand anything because we didn't speak eachothers language. Stripper calls her other stripper friend over and she sits next to me. So obviously we are thinking they just want us to pay for lap dances/pay to take them upstairs. But then the strippers start buying us beers and just keep talking with us. After about four beers each the two tell us to wait right where we were and they will be right back. They leave for five min then come back in street clothes, sit back down and buy us more beers, keep talking with us.
After a few more beers they tell us to come with them. We go outside and hop in a cab with them. Sounds like a horrible idea, but we were too drunk to give a chit, they were hot. In the cab they start grinding on us/making out. We ride in the cab for a bit till we get to their apartment.
We are still super sketched out at this point, thinking of all the stories of people getting kidneys stolen and whatnot.
So of course we still go in. Once inside they start cooking us dinner, I honestly cant remember what they made. At this point we decide we need to know their names, but instead of asking them we just tell them "your name is Lupe, and your name in Maria". We tried to give them cleaning lady names.. As soon as in done eating, my stripper grabs my hand and pulls me into her room. We go at it hard all night, for hours.
The next morning I wake up on the strippers bed, shes gone. I go check on my friend, hes gone. Try calling my friend but his phone is dead. Im left alone in their apartment somewhere in TJ. Start to freak out a little, not sure if I should stay there or leave. After about 30min my friend and his stripper come back, they had gone to the store to buy food so they could cook us breakfast. Few minutes later mine comes back, she smiles and says "we needed more" and holds up a big box of condoms.
After breakfast we go at it again in her bedroom for a while, then again in the shower.
Its about time for us to head back to the states so the strippers buy us a cab back to the border. They thank us(lol) and we leave. Never got their numbers or real names.

That's my best story of when a girl initiated.

tldr-Me and buddy got picked up by TJ strippers who bought us drinks all night, cooked us food, Fuked our brains out, then sent us back to the US.

Haha dang that's a good story. I'd be nervous of Mexican strippers but sometimes you gotta Yolo

[NorthwestBrian]

Drove to Seattle for a date, got there about 30 minutes early. Found a small cafe nearby (Cafe Racer, site of a tragic shooting a few years ago), so I went in it to burn some time. Total hipster cafe, meanwhile I'm in business attire since I drove over from the Eastside.

Got a cup of coffee and sat down at a table and started reading a magazine I found nearby. These musicians come in and start setting up. I'm the only one in the room. This very cute girl comes in carrying a double bass. I immediately write her off as "she's probably not into guys like me". I see her do a few double takes in my direction.

They set up and start playing for about an hour. I watch there alone. At the end, two of the band members (all male) come up to me and thank me for staying. We chit chat and talk about the cafe and the U-District. The cute girl quickly comes over after they start packing up and introduces herself. She said she moved to the area a few months ago. "I'm not sure what there is to do around here. I don't get to go out that often. Do you know of any good restaurants?" She quickly gave me her business card. I asked if that is her cell phone on there. She said yes. I said that I would call her and show her around the area. She smiled and said that would be great.

Our first date was on Friday at a Thai resturant across the street from the cafe. She texted me that night that she had a fun time. Throughout the dinner, she kept saying that she needs to have me over for dinner or that "I need to try out some of these hamburger places you're telling me about".

Probably the best date in the past 15 or I had from online.

[JDM-EJ1]

Drove to Seattle for a date, got there about 30 minutes early. Found a small cafe nearby (Cafe Racer, site of a tragic shooting a few years ago), so I went in it to burn some time. Total hipster cafe, meanwhile I'm in business attire since I drove over from the Eastside.

Got a cup of coffee and sat down at a table and started reading a magazine I found nearby. These musicians come in and start setting up. I'm the only one in the room. This very cute girl comes in carrying a double bass. I immediately write her off as "she's probably not into guys like me". I see her do a few double takes in my direction.

They set up and start playing for about an hour. I watch there alone. At the end, two of the band members (all male) come up to me and thank me for staying. We chit chat and talk about the cafe and the U-District. The cute girl quickly comes over after they start packing up and introduces herself. She said she moved to the area a few months ago. "I'm not sure what there is to do around here. I don't get to go out that often. Do you know of any good restaurants?" She quickly gave me her business card. I asked if that is her cell phone on there. She said yes. I said that I would call her and show her around the area. She smiled and said that would be great.

Our first date was on Friday at a Thai resturant across the street from the cafe. She texted me that night that she had a fun time. Throughout the dinner, she kept saying that she needs to have me over for dinner or that "I need to try out some of these hamburger places you're telling me about".

Probably the best date in the past 15 or I had from online.

So what happened to the date you were supposed to meet originally?

[cheeksbrah]

Travel around Europe and do pub crawl. If you're decent you don't have to spit any game 97% of the time if you're good looking.

Rome:

Met a girl at a bar and she wanted to do a shot and that she didn't care what it was. I told her let's do jaeger bombs. Proceeds to tell me crazy things happen if she drinks jaeger and she'll probably go home with me if she drinks it. Proceed to order two shots of jaeger, immediately start making out, we're in a cab on the way back to my hostel 5 minutes later.

Greece:

Met this girl from around the same area as me from NY who was there with her boyfriend, cousin, and her cousins friend. Talked to this girl and her boyfriend for a while since it turns out we know some people. Get up and say I'm going to go to the bathroom, and ask them if they know where it is. Her cousin who I haven't said one word to stands up and says yea I do follow me. We make our way to the bathroom, lock eyes, and immediately start making out. We leave the club and smash on the beach.

Amsterdam:

Walking the street with my friend and this drunk British girl with two dudes just walks up to me, says I'm hot, and just jumps on me.

[Convergent]

in.

dont know if this counts.

Girl always making eye contact with me

One day girl tells me I have something on my back (she was smiling and ****)

I remove it and say thanks with no emotions

fuk brahs, what couldve been

[JT11RTR]

In 9th grade had a girl come up to me while walking on the track. She says she likes me and "you can do anything you want to me". She also said she could get one of her friends for a threesome. Never got the threesome but she was wild as fuk for the short time I dated her.

Had lots of other girls ask me out on dates is high school

out of college now and have a job and this secretary where I work always flirts with me. She's in her 40's and is married with 2 kids. We have an end of the year party at a restaurant and she's had a few to drink. She starts rubbing my leg and is trying to get me to go to a hotel with her right then. I told her I couldn't since she was married but that still hasn't stopped her from hitting on me.

[WrinklyGrandma]

One time a girl walked up to me and offered to pay me 50 grand to eat my fart. When I said ok, she did a 360 and flew to the moon.

[SlothofPeace]

a girl told me to send her a snapchat
then was "no longer a registered user" after i sent her a pic

(srs)

confirmed uggo hahaha

[supman160]

It doesn't count when alcohol is involved. I'd be much more impressed if the sloot was sober, like the time I was shopping for lunch meat for my daily sandwich and the sloot slicing the meat for me started a conversation and the next time I walked in she asked me out to a movie when she got off.

[DotheDew563]

Too many to count srs.

Hit on plenty of time in high school but was too absorbed into video games, porn, and being an fa ******* to realize it.

Been called cute/hot when I'm walking around the mall. My most recent story of being hit on was when I was getting boxers at American eagle. Had a brotank and Adidas Tiros on post workout lol, was waiting at the counter waiting for help. I swear all the employees kept eyeballing me, probably waiting for me to say something until finally one of them came up to ring me. She started talking about her day and how she was working since 6 am etc. I just responded with short questions and answers, feelsbad she was 6 foot vs my Manlet ass

[NorthwestBrian]

So what happened to the date you were supposed to meet originally?

I walked across the street and met her for dinner. I was distracted the entire time, but I also wasn't feeling the connection. Apparently she didn't either, she blocked me on eHarmony, haha!

[mrvz]

Was first time in the club with my friends
Noticed some bish kept on bumping on to me

few seconds later she grabs my hand
I was hammered at this point but I was still aware of her looks; 7
grabs my hand and turned her back and grinded on me
made out (never again with club sloots)

[Jaydawg08]

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