said i wouldnt date a single mother, now the entire office hates me
so today at work we had a day of "team building exercises" just random bs waste of the day for some feel good bonding sh*t
anyway we were all sitting in a circle waiting for it to start when the topic came on to dating. being one of the only single person in the office i was asked why am i single to which i just tried to deflect as i always do when one of the women in the office says to me 'why dont you ask kelly out i know shes single' and without thinking i said 'the single mom? no thanks i keep my saved games on my ps4 not my relationships'
right away everyone went quiet and their eye balls moved to looking right behind me and all of a sudden there was this huge squeal followed by crying and i turn around to find kelly running off
everyone was just sitting there staring at me with angry looks on their faces and mouthing things like 'what an *******' and i look over to see this guy greg who works there who everyone knows has a crush on kelly and his face is bright red with anger and im pretty sure i saw him mouth the words 'ill fukn kill u'
just as i think it cant get worse the guy running the workshop for the day comes over to me and says he has had multiple complaints about me and people refusing to take part if im there so i have to leave. as im walking out my boss grabs my arm and says 'we will be talking about this later'.
so now im at home and ive been getting text messages from a random number all afternoon saying if i show my face at work im going to get bashed im pretty sure its greg
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04-16-2015, 07:19 PM #1anonymousGuest
said i wouldnt date a single mother, now the entire office hates me
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04-16-2015, 07:20 PM #2Get out of here stalker
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fuk greg
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04-16-2015, 07:21 PM #3Registered User
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I didnt read but based off the title you should look for another job, those beta *******s are just going to limit you
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04-16-2015, 07:21 PM #4Registered User
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just bang greg and adopt kelly's kid, everyone wins
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04-16-2015, 07:22 PM #5Registered User
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lmfao
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04-16-2015, 07:22 PM #6Registered User
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Fukkin Greg again?? I hate that guy, he's such a white knight.Originally Posted by mysterylifter
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04-16-2015, 07:23 PM #7Registered Chooser
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Oh lawd
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04-16-2015, 07:24 PM #8Registered User
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lol fuking Greg u kunt
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04-16-2015, 07:24 PM #9Getting Huge
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Didn't read, but what did you expect ?
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04-16-2015, 07:25 PM #10Registered User
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" i keep my saved games on my ps4 not my relationships"
I'm pretty sure that wasn't the most apt thing to say lol.
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04-16-2015, 07:25 PM #11Bastet's Dream
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that's definitely not good guy greg. that's bad guy greg
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04-16-2015, 07:25 PM #12👀❤️🗽
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What happened to the wife and kid that both hated you?
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04-16-2015, 07:25 PM #13u wot m8?
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GJDM. Human Remains department be mad...Pepper your angus though.
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04-16-2015, 07:25 PM #14Banned
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wouldnt have been that big of a deal if kelly wasn't behind you
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04-16-2015, 07:25 PM #15B/S/D-240/405/535
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bro you forced it, you should have just said nah i don't think we would be compatible and kept it moving.
lmao at keeping saved games on ps4, kelly pls.Electrical Engineering crew
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04-16-2015, 07:25 PM #16Mod Neg Survivor
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no thanks i keep my saved games on my ps4 not my relationships
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04-16-2015, 07:26 PM #17Registered User
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Lol. Start looking for jobs. Once you get fired call up that number and when Greg picks up that phone check him square in the face, ,, grab your **** while giving these butthurt bishes the finger and walk out with a smile on your face. That's what I would do
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04-16-2015, 07:26 PM #18
What has that Greg ******* being saying to you via text?
That fukin' Greg m8, I swear. Hook him in the gabber then swear on your nan's life.
In all seriousness, though, who gives a phuck if the people at your work like you or not? I wish the *******s at my work would leave me the phuck alone half the time.
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04-16-2015, 07:27 PM #19Registered User
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greg is probably a reddittor
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04-16-2015, 07:27 PM #20Top Tier Miscer
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youngarab dat u?
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04-16-2015, 07:28 PM #21Registered User
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I once dated a single mom, never once even again. I also now only keep my saved games on ps4.
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04-16-2015, 07:29 PM #22World Warrior
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You know what to do, OP.
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04-16-2015, 07:30 PM #23Registered User
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respond to gregs txts
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04-16-2015, 07:32 PM #24Registered User
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I'll network with who I need to network with, but in no way will I ever get into a conversation about relationships, sex, politics, religion etc at work.
Never understood so many people don't get that, then I see posts like this chit every other day.
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04-16-2015, 07:32 PM #25Registered User
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fuk greg and make kelly watch srs
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04-16-2015, 07:33 PM #26Registered User
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pics of texts
pics of kelly
pics of bish who said you should ask out kelly
pics of gregLast edited by ALLUCANEATRIBS; 04-16-2015 at 07:41 PM.
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04-16-2015, 07:33 PM #27Sig line can't be a novel
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why does mysterylifter even exist i swear m8
I dont give a f*ck about a b*tch on the internet
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04-16-2015, 07:33 PM #28Registered user of peace
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Didn't read but here is the things. A lot of miscers say they will never get married. A lot of miscers also say they would never date a single
Mother. What do you guys think the crop of women you are able to date when you are 40 are going to be? You are all destined to be with divorced single mothers.Costco Executive Member
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04-16-2015, 07:33 PM #292012 Transformation
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op you misinterpreted. they are mad you got a ps4 and arent pc master race.
op what do you mean by saved games? i don't get the analogy please explainAny posts made are purely fictional in nature and by no means is anything I say to be taken seriously. Any and all pictures I post are pictures widely available on the internet and any discussions I am involved in are purely hypothetical or are commentary in nature and should not constitute advice or be considered advice
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04-16-2015, 07:34 PM #30Registered User
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LOL @ Greg, white knight of peace
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