Confronted a guy who always parks his huge truck in front of my place

[Serenadium]

1. Get the local responsible authority / Council to put permit zones in place on the street.
2. Non-residents not eligible for parking permits so he cant park there anymore.
3. if he parks there, report to Council and they will send a parking officer down.

[Crewsades]

put broken glass and nails under his gf and then bang his truck.





problem solved.

[BericDondarrion]

One thing left to do

[elcoobrah]

OP just go and take a massive dump on the bonnet, get a stick after that and write, u won sum fuk

problem = solved

[DirtyCac]

Print the Navy Seal pasta and put it under one of his windshield wipers

[VW_R32]

Sooooooo, the general consensus of this thread is damage his property in a beta manner, as opposed to just telling him to fuk off? interesting... *******s

[watertoy]

Maybe the gf thinks he is alpha because he is friends with the OP.

Park on Tom Cruise's driveway and bang hot neighbor.

[Violator009]

if you really evil jus plant drugs on his truck and call the cops...

[biggestmuff]

wax the side of his truck that's facing your house. wax it every night. lulzy as fuk, son.

[LOOKATTHATSHINE]

I noticed when I first moved into my neighborhood 2 years ago that one homeowner had those round concrete blocks in front of his curb. He has 4-5 piles of them stacked 2 high each. I assume that he had trouble with someone parking in front of his house at some point in time and placed them there. Nobody has parked there since I've lived in the area so it must work.

This is what they look like:

[LOOKATTHATSHINE]

if you really evil jus plant drugs on his truck and call the cops...

Oh sh!t this is actually a really good/bad idea depending on the outcome. If you had access to something that is illegal and emits a strong odor then you could call the police and claim you smell it coming from his truck. IN4TEHWIN.

[Portsmouth UK]

i did this some years ago...
no where to park in a busy street so i park in front of a house on a road with dozens of houses.
this guy comes out telling me not to park out front of his house...not ask...he tells me.

I told him to go fck himself and show me the property deeds to this land he seems to think he owns.

The OP's issue is the guy is a complete jerk who parks in front of his house IF he was asked politely not to park there. If there is plenty of places to park else where, the guy visiting his GF is a douche...if its the only space to park, meh....

I see so many jimmys rustled by this scenario in the UK too but there are places where you commonly have to park 0.5 a mile away from where you live out the front of someone else's house as there literally is no where to park in the city

[StrongLurking]

Shoot him in the leg from behind and run away so he doesn't know it's you. After he gets prescribed pain meds and gets hooked in them, disguise yourself and sell him heroin. Once he is addicted, contract HIV, then share a needle with him.

[leoslayer1]

Cliffs:

The guy doesn't even live here. But he's here every day visiting his gf.
Including weekends when he spends the nights at her house.
He always parks his huge truck right in front of my place.
I confronted him today and asked him why he doesn't park it in front of his gf's house.
His reply was "You don't own the street".
Is there any legal way to stop him from using the area in front of my real estate to park his truck?

Street is public parking he can park there 24hrs a day as long as there are not any no parking signs, fire hydrants, or he doesn't block your driveway.

[LOLYEPP]

do what another poster said and just park in front of his girlfriends house, what is so hard about this?

[SickD]

If this wasn't the misc, I'd advise you to man the phuck up and tell that ***got where his place is. Oh well.

[nadamais]

I must be missing something. Can somebody explain why it's bad for somebody to park their vehicle out the front of your house?

[FinanceSwole]

you should have messed with his tires or done something to send a message. I'm not even going to judge you because that would def piss me off too.

[MirinMartin]

Cliffs:

The guy doesn't even live here. But he's here every day visiting his gf.
Including weekends when he spends the nights at her house.
He always parks his huge truck right in front of my place.
I confronted him today and asked him why he doesn't park it in front of his gf's house.
His reply was "You don't own the street".
Is there any legal way to stop him from using the area in front of my real estate to park his truck?

Buy the street.

Once you own that, his gf will be impressed by the size of your alpha that she'll leave him for you. Then stick a potato in his exhaust for good measure. Don't forget to put one in the trucks exhaust too.

[AniMaLizTik]

Play his game OP.

From now on, put chewed gum, dog sht, human ****, coffee grounds, dead animals, chewed tobacco, etc in the spot where he dismounts his ****-mobile. good night sweet shoes.

[Trip91]

I must be missing something. Can somebody explain why it's bad for somebody to park their vehicle out the front of your house?

You must be the Guy OP is talking about.

It's inconsiderate. Why do you make people park somewhere else for no reason what so ever. Why does the guy in the OP not park outside his gfs house? There is no sense in any of it.

[AniMaLizTik]

You must be the Guy OP is talking about.

It's inconsiderate. Why do you make people park somewhere else for no reason what so ever. Why does the guy in the OP not park outside his gfs house? There is no sense in any of it.

i tihnk it's a primal thing. A stranger's car on your curb is like a big fck you to your caveman ego.


Thats like back in the stone age a guy standing outside your cave entrance with a raging boner and a hunk of dead antelope.

[Rayaarito]

Can somebody explain why it's bad for somebody to park their vehicle out the front of your house?

In hardcore suburbia where there is parking EVERYWHERE it's considered inconsiderate. Why make the homeowners morning or nights annoying having to walk farther to get to his car? Its common courtesy. But places like queens, brooklyn or manhattan where parking is impossible to find, it's every man for themselves

[tommy152102]

park a bike there op

[nadamais]

You must be the Guy OP is talking about.

It's inconsiderate. Why do you make people park somewhere else for no reason what so ever. Why does the guy in the OP not park outside his gfs house? There is no sense in any of it.

In hardcore suburbia where there is parking EVERYWHERE it's considered inconsiderate. Why make the homeowners morning or nights annoying having to walk farther to get to his car? Its common courtesy. But places like queens, brooklyn or manhattan where parking is impossible to find, it's every man for themselves

Doesn't OP have his own driveway and/or garage though??

[CostaDelSalford]

pop his tires. doubt hell park there again.

If he is already parked there he won't be able to move the truck, making matters worse haha.

[IBench5Pounds]

set up a sprinkler on your yard that hits his truck when it's parked next to your house. Try to get really ****ty water in it so he gets dirt on his car everytime he parks there.

[Astyanax]

Doesn't OP have his own driveway and/or garage though??

Yes, but it's more convenient to just pull up to the curb in front of your house than to get into the driveway/garage, depending on the layout of the property. Also, it's like animaliztik said, it's just a territorial thing. My guess is the girl lives across the street from OP and the ******* comes down the road from the opposite direction and is too lazy to do a u turn and park in front of the girlfriend's house.

[GriecoR]

If there's legal parking on the street then you can't do ****.


BUT

I work for a city and in this particular city there is a bylaw that there has to be a 1.5 meter distance between his bumper and your driveway. So take a look at the distance, call up your city hall and see what the bylaws are. If you wanna be a dock then get him ticketed.

[nadamais]

OP sounds kinda highly strung.