Wow, girl basically said my dink was SMALL. (rage)

[dustinh6719]

So we're lying in bed just talking and she started telling me about her day. She goes to a community college and has Biology on Tuesdays. She said her teacher told them that studies show that deeper penetration usually ends up in having a boy, and then she said if I ever get pregnant then I guess we'll be having girls hahah. Wtf? Really? I'm thinking it's a myth.

Cliffs:
-Girl over
-Lying in bed
-Telling me about her day
-Goes to a community college
-Has Biology on Tuesdays
-Said her teacher taught them something new
-Deeper penetration usually ends up in having a boy
-Basically that means I have a small dink
-Wtf? Really?
-OP thinks it's a myth

[hai2dehfolks]

Sorry, I was just trying to tell you what I learned, no reason to get butthurt.

[qurs]

I've heard that before too. No joke. I mean the biology aspect. Not that I heard that from a girl. About having a girl. You know.

[Flexish]

Whichever sperm reaches the egg will determine the gender, full stop.

...but yeah, that aside, are you small? You seem more focused on if the myth aspect than your penis being (jokingly?) called Smaller.

[AlmostAesthetic]

Lmaoooo. No contact.

[cbclassics]

relax Dustin. My wife told me it's not how deep I fish, it's how I wiggle my worm.

[RaibeartBruis]

relax Dustin. My wife told me it's not how deep I fish, it's how I wiggle my worm.

that's what they all say

[offtopic]

go no contact
little is better than none at all

[SinisterGains]

Go no contact. She will figure out a little is better than none.

[dustinh6719]

Sorry, I was just trying to tell you what I learned, no reason to get butthurt.

I told you I didn't want girls.. Sheesh woman!

Wait, was it really that small?

I've heard that before too. No joke. I mean the biology aspect. Not that I heard that from a girl. About having a girl. You know.

You can admit your problems in here m8, judgement free zone

Whichever sperm reaches the egg will determine the gender, full stop.

...but yeah, that aside, are you small? You seem more focused on if the myth aspect than your penis being (jokingly?) called Smaller.

I thought I was average, but yea I don't want a daughter.

[AlextheWall]

Should have said "are you trying to tell me your dad had a small dink?"

[MarinoMike]

You got angry and posted on the misc??!!

Opie I got sum bad newz..

[MustardTiger17]

Lol, she rekt you

[ON3amongTH3M]

lol

[qurs]

Whichever sperm reaches the egg will determine the gender, full stop.

...but yeah, that aside, are you small? You seem more focused on if the myth aspect than your penis being (jokingly?) called Smaller.

Y-sperm swim faster than X-sperm. The closer you ejaculate to the cervix, the higher chance Y-sperm will conceive.

[5htp]

I thought everybody knew this? Penetration distance has a direct correlation with testosterone levels in the resulting child. Here's a pic of proudmanlet's newborn baby boy in case you're still skeptical:

[hai2dehfolks]

I told you I didn't want girls.. Sheesh woman!

Wait, was it really that small?

my girls would be presh.

short? yes. girth? FABULOUSLY THICK TIGHT SOLID. lol

[Kev1972]

Next time she wants to have sex break out a turkey baster.

[guffstar]

time to go no penis (NP) on that bish

[leavemealonee]

cliffs are ****ing longer that your post m8

[NS1234]

Miscers have no sense of humor (dead fukin srs)

she was fuking with you.

You overreacting shows how insecure you are.

[ThunderMonkeyy]

sick title though -

OP, The daughter-maker.

[Kev1972]

cliffs are ****ing longer that your post m8

Cliffs are longer than his dink too.

[dizzin9]

[dustinh6719]

my girls would be presh.

short? yes. girth? FABULOUSLY THICK TIGHT SOLID. lol

Aww thanks for bby, it couldn't be that bad by the wet spot on my bed.

Miscers have no sense of humor (dead fukin srs)

she was fuking with you.

You overreacting shows how insecure you are.

NO, this was AFTER we were done fuking.

[therealistwat]

"I guess they'll be fat like their mother too haha"




























































haha

[herblifts]

tfw no gf




































































tfw no gf

[derkerkjerk]

I thought everybody knew this? Penetration distance has a direct correlation with testosterone levels in the resulting child. Here's a pic of proudmanlet's newborn baby boy in case you're still skeptical:

If I had been drinking milk it would have shot out of my nose

[awwchit]

i suppose the logic in this is that a longer penis means closer to dem sweet sweet fallopian tubes/ oocyte

srs

average dink crew feels batman. at least i can shoot a good load

[Dan916]

Had a girl say I had whiskey d*ck one time





















i was sober