I turned 27 yesterday but didn't get any stank on my hang low.
How many other 27 year old virgins we got in here? I know there's a few.
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05-02-2012, 12:12 AM #1Registered User
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27th birthday and still a virgin; ask me anything
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05-02-2012, 12:13 AM #2Registered User
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"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
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05-02-2012, 12:13 AM #3PhD in miscing
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It's time to get a hooker. Srs
Reps rest from 29k
No thanks Forumadmin/10
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05-02-2012, 12:13 AM #4Are your acorns flapped?
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the only one worse off than you is probably damlurker lol
everyone else is trolling
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05-02-2012, 12:13 AM #5Registered User
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or join the monastery.Originally Posted by Shak3401
I like it when girls wear bags and the bag strap is right between their breasts
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05-02-2012, 12:13 AM #6Doucherus Magnificus
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any particular reason why youre a virgin?
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05-02-2012, 12:14 AM #7Registered User
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im determined to lose mine this year before i turn 23
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05-02-2012, 12:14 AM #8Platinum Access Member
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brah you live in a big city and look somewhat aesthetic....how the ****
*No bulge because micropenis crew*
*Admire other men's bulges because micropenis crew*
*Piss on balls every time because micropenis crew*
*Doctor laughs during checkups because micropenis crew*
*"Is it in yet?" because micropenis crew*
*Smallest micropenis in micropenis support group crew*
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05-02-2012, 12:14 AM #9Banned
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user name: FilthadelphiaOriginally Posted by Filthadelphia
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Age: 27
da fuk??
ur age and location are same as mine and I'm also a 27yr virgin.. lulzzz
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05-02-2012, 12:14 AM #10Registered User
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2 things...Originally Posted by Shak3401
1) What about the right person?
2) Won't I start wanting sex real badly once I start? I'll run out of money if I'm only getting hookers!
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05-02-2012, 12:15 AM #11Banned
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I lost mine to my classmate on our graduation ball.
How come you're still a virgin brah? I mean, you're shredded so how the hell did that happen?
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05-02-2012, 12:16 AM #12Registered User
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bertstare.jpgOriginally Posted by damlurker
lol
Where you from in Philly? What school you went to?
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05-02-2012, 12:16 AM #13Please Stay Supple
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nice excusesOriginally Posted by Filthadelphia
3) stop being a *******Liftin' or Blazin'
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05-02-2012, 12:17 AM #14Registered User
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I'm not yet but wouldn't be surprised if I end up that way. I try not to think about it get really anxious like my life i passing before my eyes.
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05-02-2012, 12:17 AM #15Registered User
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lol There are actually a few people on here that age or older who are virginsOriginally Posted by UnflappedAcorn
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05-02-2012, 12:18 AM #16Registered User
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I think you found your soul mate ITT.
When will it be my turn?
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05-02-2012, 12:18 AM #17good guy
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Just start banging farm animals OPToronto Maple Trash | Toronto Trashtors | Toronto Blue Trash
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05-02-2012, 12:18 AM #18Unregistered User
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Originally Posted by Filthadelphia
better to stay away from dem bitches they will only ruin your life brah♡♡♡UKGB♡♡♡ WWE Misc Faction of the year!!! As voted by you
You're either with us or against us either way all your end of year awards are belong to us
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05-02-2012, 12:19 AM #19Registered Gawd
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I wake up every morning and thank god i'm not you op. srs
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05-02-2012, 12:19 AM #20Registered User
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Originally Posted by damlurker
How a bout you and OP meet up and have sex so your not virgins anymore??? btw happy birthday OP
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05-02-2012, 12:19 AM #21you both can help lose each others virginity.Originally Posted by damlurker
age:30Originally Posted by tanajerner
probably virgin.
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05-02-2012, 12:20 AM #22Registered User
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lol I'm not shredded, bro. I don't even lift. Thanks, though.Originally Posted by hockhockhock
I was just never in a rush to do it, I guess. In high school, I was against doing it because real talk, teens shouldn't be having sex. Too much responsibility if someone gets pregnant, etc. Then I dated a girl who told me she was a virgin (she wasn't) and she played me. Since we broke up, I just plain have had no luck with women.
I think I also put the pussy on the pedestal, so to speak. I keep trying to swing for the fences and bag 7.5+/10's. I wouldn't be a virgin if I had settled but not sure that I want to settle.
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05-02-2012, 12:20 AM #23Registered User
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This!Originally Posted by RevengeBrah
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05-02-2012, 12:20 AM #24Short for a Manmore
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you must never leave the house
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05-02-2012, 12:21 AM #25Registered User
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If you lived in my city, I would find some sloot for you op
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05-02-2012, 12:21 AM #26Ectofish's Sister
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Jesus. If I would have made it even this far without getting it done I would seriously be considering a hooker to get my feet wet.
Gay for Klokov crew
Reps 4 life:TimmyTert
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05-02-2012, 12:23 AM #27Registered User
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I'm also a fellatio virgin, too, brahs. I lost my 'make out virginity' a few months ago on a 'make out one night stand' lol Just another in a long line of first dates that went no where.
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05-02-2012, 12:24 AM #28Visualise what u cant see
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suffering from premature oneitis OP?Originally Posted by Filthadelphia
you dont already want sex badly? time for a test check bro.
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05-02-2012, 12:30 AM #29Registered User
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Bro Doctor hereOriginally Posted by Verbaleyes
It's not like your body can tell the difference between fapping and sex, physically that is.
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05-02-2012, 12:30 AM #30Banned
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I'm at Drexel (grad student.. tho i did my BS here too)Originally Posted by Filthadelphia
Live in University City.. (around drexel/upenn capus)
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