Official Big Brother USA 16 Thread

[Trapstar4.4]

x2 for zach bringing the entertainment. even his diary rooms are entertaining. dude is so animated

but yeah another guy who gets great positioning and is throwing it away (Devin)

^^^ edit

oddly enough, and as a BB fan this is embarrassing. i hvaent seen the dr will season.
i feel like that season might have occurred during my early college years, so i was probably too busy running around like a chicken with my head chopped off.

[fingfangfoom]

Either that or the show only lets us see what they want us to. We see an hour of edited film and Lord knows what else is going on. She may have even flirted with him that they never showed. Who knows lol

from what I know she never directly told him she's just not into him

[fingfangfoom]

[fingfangfoom]

This seasons twists aren't that bad

Remember when their stupid twist ruined he game last year by sending all the strong players home early and saving Rachels sister every week?

[jake11texas]

Finally watched the episode and any sympathy I had for Amber was gone after she said she thought Donny was running the house in her eviction interview. Donny? The guy who's been up what, 2 or 3 times now? And after Christine revealed who was in the Detonators? LMFAO. This girl is lucky she's smokin.



Was anyone else shocked at how well Caleb did in that memory comp? Cody's always talking about how stupid Caleb is and he went out before him, lmao.

[MiztaM]

Zach has a strong chance of winning this via is relationship with Frankie. I genuinely believe Frankie would do anything to save zach.

The other house guests are not strong competitors and If one of the other house guests gets the HoH, they would put Zach up as a initial nominee. They don't have the foresight to try and backdoor him, giving him 2 chances to take himself off and have his teammates save him.

The winner this season is going to be Frankie, Zach or Derrick IMO.

[kingofpain99]

Zach has a strong chance of winning this via is relationship with Frankie. I genuinely believe Frankie would do anything to save zach.

The other house guests are not strong competitors and If one of the other house guests gets the HoH, they would put Zach up as a initial nominee. They don't have the foresight to try and backdoor him, giving him 2 chances to take himself off and have his teammates save him.

The winner this season is going to be Frankie, Zach or Derrick IMO.

I think Frankie. He seems to get "it." He doesn't act rashly, he thinks stuff through. He's a good strategist.

[fingfangfoom]

[fingfangfoom]

Calebs list of feats/lies



Won a state-wide poetry contest by writing a poem about the Holocaust. He got to read it in front of a senator.
Has been offered roles in pornography, and has turned it down.
Has been offered a job as a Chippendale's dancer, but turned it down.
He was almost a finalist on NBC's The Voice.
He did 3 or 4 (it varies on who he's telling) years of active combat duty.
At community college, he studied "law" but decided to switch to "medicine".
He crashed a party with his friend, and were allowed to stay because they were mistaken for male strippers.
He's a professional dog groomer.
He's a personal trainer with dozens of under-the-table clients.
He's a dietician and a nutritionist.
He's a fully trained scuba diver.
He speaks Spanish fluently.
He was the only white guy on his high school basketball team.
He lived in the largest house in his county, which included 9 bedrooms, multiple horse stables and movie theaters.
His family was so poor after his parent's divorced, he had to sing and play guitar on the street corner to collect change for food.
Posed for Sports Illustrated, with nothing but a fireman's helmet covering his "junk".
Dances the salsa so hot that "you'll have to call the fire department".
Killed a pig by hitting it repeatedly with a stick, and posted the video to YouTube.
Posed for Wilhelmina Models.
DIDN'T pose for Wilhelmina Models, because he'd rather go into acting.
His dad was in Special Forces in the army.
Rescued baby squirrels "from their nest", but later killed a "garbage bag filled with squirrels" all at once.
Record holding football player at his high school, getting five interception in one game.
Former professional bodybuilder who had 225 pounds of bulk.
He's a professional juggler.
He's a skilled gymnast who can do a one handed cartwheel.
All of his jeans cost $200 per pair.
He and his group of friends are so scary, they clear out a bar when they enter.
He dated a "billboard model".
He's never been arrested, because he's always outran the cops.
He's never been bitten by a mosquito.
He's a professional horse whisperer.
He was a paramedic.
He was a medic in the army.
He made the finals for casting for both Survivor and The Amazing Race.
He was supposed to record a country album but "decided not to".
He can drink 30 Bud Lights without getting drunk.
He "popped a wheelie" on a motorcycle going faster than 100mph.
His brother is YouTube famous for delivering inspirational sermons.
He broke both his legs/ankles when he was 4 years old and the doctor's said he would be paralyzed for life, but a mysterious African man walked into the hospital without a visitor's pass while his parents were at McDonalds. The African man grabbed Caleb by the ankles and left without a word, completely healing Caleb.
Works at Lowe's because he got "bored" being a personal trainer.
His father had a construction company so large, he had 1000 employees and built 30 houses a day, made $50,000 an hour, and built a 20 acre home for himself.
He has psychic precognition, that has allowed him to accurately predict which players would be participating in the Veto Competition before they were picked.
Can complete the cinnamon challenge without flinching or wincing.
Went to the mall with his mom, and got in a fight with a man because the man's "pants were sagging so low, it was indecent exposure".
Creator of the "Not Of This World" clothing line.
Fasted for 21 days eating only crackers and water.
He's a professional hair stylist who knows all the necessary "formulas and volumes".
Tore his hamstring, and couldn't walk for 5 months.
He was a prison guard for 6 months and tazered an inmate who was incarcerated for "not paying his child support".
He was a professional bull rider "in high school".
He can roll a dollar bill so tightly, he can push it through a potato.
Was offered a walk-on role in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, where he would be paid more than $1,000,000 to say one line in a scene with Johnny Depp.
His family was hired by the TruTV network for a hunting/bounty hunting-related reality show, but they dropped it. It was picked up by the Discovery Channel, who bought 5 seasons, but they also dropped it.
"Almost" did The Bachelor.
He has never died in a dream.
He has never been punched in the face.
He will always win a wrestling match if he listens to Eye of the Tiger beforehand.
He's a great breakdancer.
He's such a good snowboarder that he was already "grinding the rails" after his 4th day of snowboarding.
He's never played soccer before, but knows he'd be good at it.
He went to West Point Military Academy for 2 years, and then dropped out.
Famous tattoo artist Oliver Peck is doing his next tattoo.
Claims to have written a song actually written by a contestant on The Voice.
The Indianapolis Colts were "looking at him" before he entered the house.
"Almost went pro" at swing dancing and now gives lessons.

[fingfangfoom]

Caleb originally said he couldn't shave his head cause he had discriminatory tattoos under his hair lol

and Christine said she has celiac disease but eats foods containing gluten

season of liars

[jake11texas]

Lets face it, BB is a game about lying. But those lies are stupid af. Christine being a have not was the best week ever lmao.

Caleb actually looks better with his shaved head, no homo. And Vics face is nothing to write home about, but her body is actaully pretty smokin. That Adam and Eve costume is aesthetic on them.

[ThaBadGuy]

wow..what a *******. lol. Props to Derrick for straight up calling him on that bullsh*t.

[ThaBadGuy]

Zach is the only one keeping things interesting. Master level troll. Can't wait for him to win HOH again.

[dasfeuer]

Calebs list of feats/lies



Won a state-wide poetry contest by writing a poem about the Holocaust. He got to read it in front of a senator.
Has been offered roles in pornography, and has turned it down.
Has been offered a job as a Chippendale's dancer, but turned it down.
He was almost a finalist on NBC's The Voice.
He did 3 or 4 (it varies on who he's telling) years of active combat duty.
At community college, he studied "law" but decided to switch to "medicine".
He crashed a party with his friend, and were allowed to stay because they were mistaken for male strippers.
He's a professional dog groomer.
He's a personal trainer with dozens of under-the-table clients.
He's a dietician and a nutritionist.
He's a fully trained scuba diver.
He speaks Spanish fluently.
He was the only white guy on his high school basketball team.
He lived in the largest house in his county, which included 9 bedrooms, multiple horse stables and movie theaters.
His family was so poor after his parent's divorced, he had to sing and play guitar on the street corner to collect change for food.
Posed for Sports Illustrated, with nothing but a fireman's helmet covering his "junk".
Dances the salsa so hot that "you'll have to call the fire department".
Killed a pig by hitting it repeatedly with a stick, and posted the video to YouTube.
Posed for Wilhelmina Models.
DIDN'T pose for Wilhelmina Models, because he'd rather go into acting.
His dad was in Special Forces in the army.
Rescued baby squirrels "from their nest", but later killed a "garbage bag filled with squirrels" all at once.
Record holding football player at his high school, getting five interception in one game.
Former professional bodybuilder who had 225 pounds of bulk.
He's a professional juggler.
He's a skilled gymnast who can do a one handed cartwheel.
All of his jeans cost $200 per pair.
He and his group of friends are so scary, they clear out a bar when they enter.
He dated a "billboard model".
He's never been arrested, because he's always outran the cops.
He's never been bitten by a mosquito.
He's a professional horse whisperer.
He was a paramedic.
He was a medic in the army.
He made the finals for casting for both Survivor and The Amazing Race.
He was supposed to record a country album but "decided not to".
He can drink 30 Bud Lights without getting drunk.
He "popped a wheelie" on a motorcycle going faster than 100mph.
His brother is YouTube famous for delivering inspirational sermons.
He broke both his legs/ankles when he was 4 years old and the doctor's said he would be paralyzed for life, but a mysterious African man walked into the hospital without a visitor's pass while his parents were at McDonalds. The African man grabbed Caleb by the ankles and left without a word, completely healing Caleb.
Works at Lowe's because he got "bored" being a personal trainer.
His father had a construction company so large, he had 1000 employees and built 30 houses a day, made $50,000 an hour, and built a 20 acre home for himself.
He has psychic precognition, that has allowed him to accurately predict which players would be participating in the Veto Competition before they were picked.
Can complete the cinnamon challenge without flinching or wincing.
Went to the mall with his mom, and got in a fight with a man because the man's "pants were sagging so low, it was indecent exposure".
Creator of the "Not Of This World" clothing line.
Fasted for 21 days eating only crackers and water.
He's a professional hair stylist who knows all the necessary "formulas and volumes".
Tore his hamstring, and couldn't walk for 5 months.
He was a prison guard for 6 months and tazered an inmate who was incarcerated for "not paying his child support".
He was a professional bull rider "in high school".
He can roll a dollar bill so tightly, he can push it through a potato.
Was offered a walk-on role in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, where he would be paid more than $1,000,000 to say one line in a scene with Johnny Depp.
His family was hired by the TruTV network for a hunting/bounty hunting-related reality show, but they dropped it. It was picked up by the Discovery Channel, who bought 5 seasons, but they also dropped it.
"Almost" did The Bachelor.
He has never died in a dream.
He has never been punched in the face.
He will always win a wrestling match if he listens to Eye of the Tiger beforehand.
He's a great breakdancer.
He's such a good snowboarder that he was already "grinding the rails" after his 4th day of snowboarding.
He's never played soccer before, but knows he'd be good at it.
He went to West Point Military Academy for 2 years, and then dropped out.
Famous tattoo artist Oliver Peck is doing his next tattoo.
Claims to have written a song actually written by a contestant on The Voice.
The Indianapolis Colts were "looking at him" before he entered the house.
"Almost went pro" at swing dancing and now gives lessons.

Didn't realize that Caleb is The Most Interesting Man In The World

[ghjk24]

My chit DVR cut off the last 5-10 minutes of the episode tonight... Who won the battle of the block?

[scclarke90]

Caleb and Victoria won.

[SammyJr]

haven't posted in a while


fuk can't believe the 2 prettiest girls in the house are gone in 2 weeks. . amber looked just like my college oneitis I had for 2 years hnnng. (i never made a move)


a lot of the stronger players gone early, the terrible floaters will likely become jury (victoria/jacosta/ donny betraying america)


is it just me or is Cody not getting any air time anymore? i remember the first few weeks he was getting a lot of air time, but the past 2 weeks he's gotten like 1-2 minutes lol, less than jacosta and victoria. I forgot he was even playing the game yesterday until I saw him cringing at zach wanting to fuk frankie yesterday.


if zach leaves this will really suck. he's my fav player and is funny as fuk. cute too hehe

[fingfangfoom]

haven't posted in a while


fuk can't believe the 2 prettiest girls in the house are gone in 2 weeks. . amber looked just like my college oneitis I had for 2 years hnnng. (i never made a move)


a lot of the stronger players gone early, the terrible floaters will likely become jury (victoria/jacosta/ donny betraying america)


is it just me or is Cody not getting any air time anymore? i remember the first few weeks he was getting a lot of air time, but the past 2 weeks he's gotten like 1-2 minutes lol, less than jacosta and victoria. I forgot he was even playing the game yesterday until I saw him cringing at zach wanting to fuk frankie yesterday.


if zach leaves this will really suck. he's my fav player and is funny as fuk. cute too hehe

Jocasta/Victoria are getting more time cause they're up every week now

Zach looks like a rat to me

[fingfangfoom]

Cody pees siting down, kisses his dad in mouth and loves Zac Efron and has trouble getting hard and finishing with a girl

house thinks hes gay

[Truckie44]

My chit DVR cut off the last 5-10 minutes of the episode tonight... Who won the battle of the block?

Same thing happened to me. Just finished watching it on CBS.com.

The dead giveaway was when Caleb was trying to cover up his shaved head in the mid competition commentary.

[SammyJr]

Same thing happened to me. Just finished watching it on CBS.com.

The dead giveaway was when Caleb was trying to cover up his shaved head in the mid competition commentary.

This. That ruffled my Jonathans

Jocasta/Victoria are getting more time cause they're up every week now

Zach looks like a rat to me

True but even Frankie is always getting a lot of time. Cody went from a good amount to nonexistent imo.

Lol I can see a rat like pointy face on zach. But a very good looking rat

[leanguy09]

haven't posted in a while


fuk can't believe the 2 prettiest girls in the house are gone in 2 weeks. . amber looked just like my college oneitis I had for 2 years hnnng. (i never made a move)


a lot of the stronger players gone early, the terrible floaters will likely become jury (victoria/jacosta/ donny betraying america)


is it just me or is Cody not getting any air time anymore? i remember the first few weeks he was getting a lot of air time, but the past 2 weeks he's gotten like 1-2 minutes lol, less than jacosta and victoria. I forgot he was even playing the game yesterday until I saw him cringing at zach wanting to fuk frankie yesterday.


if zach leaves this will really suck. he's my fav player and is funny as fuk. cute too hehe

A. Yeah it was sad to see amber go. and yes she looks hot!
B. True but there are still some stronger players in the house left. When will a dude grow some balls and a female have some walls and make a move in this game?! Idk about y'all but I'm getting a little annoyed that people are scared to make moves
C. I believe Zach and Frankie have already got it in. srs. hahaha
D. Zach (sigh) he's the kind of player you hate to love and love to hate. A part of me wants him to leave but another part of me is like if he goes then what? who's going to stir up the pot? o.O

On a side note who do y'all think going home this week?

[scclarke90]

Zach is probably going this week. This season is about to get more boring I think.

[TrustMeBrah]

Zach is probably going this week. This season is about to get more boring I think.

Honestly if Zach goes home and Jocasta ends up staying we might as well not even watch this season anymore.

[scclarke90]

Honestly if Zach goes home and Jocasta ends up staying we might as well not even watch this season anymore.

I won't be. This season is boring, I'm ready to give up.

[fingfangfoom]

Christines man



If I were him I wouldn't worry, she doesn't stand a chance with Cody.

[Greb]

If I were him I wouldn't worry, she doesn't stand a chance with Cody.

Lol. Inb4 Cody makes thread saying "hey misc, should I bang this huge-nose sloot?"

[Reli25]

LOL @ Zach just tellling production to suck a fat cock on the live feed




caleb fuking talking about getting beast mode cowboy tattooed on him because he is no longer caleb and he has to know who he is. he has to know every shirt that sells with beast mode cowboy on it, thats him, every gym bag, thats him.. Fuker thinks hes going to be famous


Caleb- I can't wait to get my modeling contract when Im out of here
Frankie - I think you'll do better than that
Caleb- You think ill get top shelf movies?
Frankie - yea i think you can go straight to being an actor

Caleb- id love to star in the next army movie

[jake11texas]

live stream for tonights episode!

http://www.ilive.to/view/57976/CBS-live-stream-channel






Also guys don't worry if Zach leaves. The finale date was announced and they literally have to bring someone back this year for the weeks to add up right. I'd bet almost anything that Zach gets voted back in. Unless they do something else that cancels an eviction (inb4 reset button tomorrow like coaches season).

[eltoro24]

The dead giveaway was when Caleb was trying to cover up his shaved head in the mid competition commentary.

"The winner has to shave their head! I'm not shaving my head!"

As he's sitting there with a shaved head.

I've never bert stared a tv harder.