RH Chat 25: My semen tastes like pineapple, but she still won't swallow

[MrSilverback]

Just have fun man. After my divorce I ran rampant for awhile and age was the least of my worries. The 21-25 year olds were a lot of fun but no substance, I worked my way through all of that and eventually found what I needed and hoped to find in a woman a few years down the road.

I know everyone will call me a pussy (again lol) but I kinda sense this chick is a good chick and actually looking for a relationship out of this. Hey I could be wrong and she just wants to smash out. Then everyone is a happy camper. However, I genuinely get the feeling like she really is looking to date an older guy. I can actually have a convo with her.

Pussy.

Not srs.

I would give it a go but this is coming from a guy who is in the doctors office getting an STD check.

Doctor shook his head at me for being a clown and told me to take care of myself lol

Ahhh i remember those days LOL. Relax lol.

It's a lot harder to catch something than you think.

[MrSilverback]

but I'd say it's a judgement call based on how mature/emotionally in-tune she is with herself.]

Wizard. That's basically what it's boiling down to. Going to school for a good career, job lined up, etc. This chick is looking for the long term I feel. Still going to meet her for a drink when we can though.

[TimeToGrowUp]

Seems to me like she wants you. Asking if you have a gf or are back with your ex and also mentioning that she hasn't had sex in forever is pretty blatant imo. Also sighing past your desk is just asking for attention.

I've never understood why people are so hesitant to fuk coworkers. It can only become an issue if you let it. There are no rules against fukking them, and if it goes sour and she acts like a baby, you just act like it's nothing and don't do anything crazy and you have nothing to hide. To boss who calls you into office: "Yeah we had a brief relationship that didn't work out. I'm not sure why she's acting like a child, but rest assured, it's not affecting my work."

It seems so obvious I'm starting to feel like a real miscer. I'll see what happens tomorrow night and try not to get drunk too quickly.

I matched with a 21 yr old on tinder who's really into me and pretty damn hot. Call me a pussy but I dunno if I can do this man. My conscience has been all over the board regarding what to do.

Do it for me.

Great news I don't have oral herpes

Kisses for breakfast?

[bitty_bish]

Sup, punkeroos? My autocorrect just tried to turn punkeroos into punk drops. I say that either or would totally work.


And, I miss Al.

That is all.

[IronCharles]

Al Sharpton?

[MrSilverback]

Sup, punkeroos? My autocorrect just tried to turn punkeroos into punk drops. I say that either or would totally work.


And, I miss Al.

That is all.

What did he get banned for? He always told it like it is. I respect that.

[bitty_bish]

Al Sharpton?

Ha! No.

Al-pal / HZC - former miscer

Gone but not forgotten.

What did he get banned for? He always told it like it is. I respect that.

Something incredibly stupid. But he wouldn't come back anyhow. He outgrew this place.

[dixie_normus]

officially back on tinder.
not getting matches like I used to tho

[Navillus13]

Ha! No.

Al-pal / HZC - former miscer

Gone but not forgotten.



Something incredibly stupid. But he wouldn't come back anyhow. He outgrew this place.

are you not working this week bae?

[MrSilverback]

Something incredibly stupid. But he wouldn't come back anyhow. He outgrew this place.

Can you give me a hint? Or PM me? Curiosity has the best of me

[MrSilverback]

officially back on tinder.
not getting matches like I used to tho

Relax. It took me a couple days and now I am rolling along nicely. This is my second time on and it went the same way both times. First 2-3 days slow, then picks up after that.

[bitty_bish]

are you not working this week bae?

I'll be back tomorrow, sweetheart. Lol

Can you give me a hint? Or PM me? Curiosity has the best of me

Not much to tell, beyond that he got sick of the miscer mentality.

[MrSilverback]

Not much to tell, beyond that he got sick of the miscer mentality.

Ummm yah....I got nothing lol. Is it that hard to click my name -> private message -> Title: "Al Pal Secret Shhhhh" - > Profit?

[happywithit]

I have had to put my heating on today. Autumn is setting in.

[bitty_bish]

Ummm yah....I got nothing lol. Is it that hard to click my name -> private message -> Title: "Al Pal Secret Shhhhh" - > Profit?

I honest to goodness can't figure out how to pm on my phone. Left a better explanation on your cp, tho.

[MrSilverback]

I honest to goodness can't figure out how to pm on my phone. Left a better explanation on your cp, tho.

Got it. Still don't really get how he got banned for that but makes sense.

[AdamL00001]

I have had to put my heating on today. Autumn is setting in.

Meanwhile, summer just got here. 90 degrees and thunderstorms for the next week? Don't mind if I do.

[bitty_bish]

He got banned for calling out some chick on the female forums, I believe. Didn't seem really bannable, tho. Who knows. He just decided that he'd rather not come back.

[MrSilverback]

He got banned for calling out some chick on the female forums, I believe. Didn't seem really bannable, tho. Who knows. He just decided that he'd rather not come back.

See now was that so hard? LOL

OK that makes sense. That really sucks. I would definitely not be on this forum either if work was busier.

[HeBrewHammah]

Have you ever gone out with someone on a date, and just knew you were going to have a great time with this other person?


I was thinking about this the other day, I took my now gf on our first date to Dave and Busters, in fact, I think Bitty was the one that suggested it...we drank, we played a ton of games like little kids, and we had an appetizer or two.

To this day, we still play video games and stuff together. I had her playing Halo with me the other night. I don't think I've ever had a gf that was as down as this chick is, for anything.

[bikes4u]

Wizard. That's basically what it's boiling down to. Going to school for a good career, job lined up, etc. This chick is looking for the long term I feel. Still going to meet her for a drink when we can though.

I picked up a chick, about 10yrs younger than me. Hot blondey, gorgeous. Within a mile from the house I figured out it wasn't gonna work and told her my phone is vibrating, pulled over and made some chit up-----they needed me at work. Took her back home and learned a lesson.

You're right though, everyone is different. I dated a girl for a while that was about 8yrs younger than me and we had good times.

[bikes4u]

Meanwhile, summer just got here. 90 degrees and thunderstorms for the next week? Don't mind if I do.

too damn hot though and the humidity. They closed most of the pools already. Typical Indiana weather. lol

[Navillus13]

Have you ever gone out with someone on a date, and just knew you were going to have a great time with this other person?


I was thinking about this the other day, I took my now gf on our first date to Dave and Busters, in fact, I think Bitty was the one that suggested it...we drank, we played a ton of games like little kids, and we had an appetizer or two.

To this day, we still play video games and stuff together. I had her playing Halo with me the other night. I don't think I've ever had a gf that was as down as this chick is, for anything.

me and the girl play lego harry potter. shiit seems gay but that game is fun as fuk with another person. all those lego games are really fun.. more fun than i thought they would be. next up, Marvel lego

[Legend1617]

I miss HZC,Doc and Jamestown trolling me :/.

I turn 23 this weekend still not successful and a virgin but I have made a few friends I guess.

700$ ambulance bill I am going to try an pay and Monday my doc will more than likely suspend my license. Its going to be a good weekend regardless though.

[bitty_bish]

I was thinking about this the other day, I took my now gf on our first date to Dave and Busters, in fact, I think Bitty was the one that suggested it...we drank, we played a ton of games like little kids, and we had an appetizer or two.

I believe you owe me a hat for all of my efforts concerning you two. hehe

Srs, I'm very happy that you guys are doing so well! I will always remember you workin' up the nerve to ask her out. Can't believe that was 6 months ago. Time is flying on by...

[happywithit]

I miss HZC,Doc and Jamestown trolling me :/.

I turn 23 this weekend still not successful and a virgin but I have made a few friends I guess.

700$ ambulance bill I am going to try an pay and Monday my doc will more than likely suspend my license. Its going to be a good weekend regardless though.

I thought you had a girlfriend. what happened there? I thought you had lost your virginity with her too.

[MrSilverback]

Have you ever gone out with someone on a date, and just knew you were going to have a great time with this other person?

I was thinking about this the other day, I took my now gf on our first date to Dave and Busters, in fact, I think Bitty was the one that suggested it...we drank, we played a ton of games like little kids, and we had an appetizer or two.

To this day, we still play video games and stuff together. I had her playing Halo with me the other night. I don't think I've ever had a gf that was as down as this chick is, for anything.

I've actually never had that. I've known AFTER the first date they'd be fun, not before though. My recent ex and i went to Dave and Busters. Had fun, she was mostly a stick in the mud though. My ex ex, she was pretty fun. I have to give her that. She was a good sport in all activities.

I picked up a chick, about 10yrs younger than me. Hot blondey, gorgeous. Within a mile from the house I figured out it wasn't gonna work and told her my phone is vibrating, pulled over and made some chit up-----they needed me at work. Took her back home and learned a lesson.

You're right though, everyone is different. I dated a girl for a while that was about 8yrs younger than me and we had good times.

Well we shall see if I can do it. Might as well. Only live once.

[AJ7123]

I've actually never had that. I've known AFTER the first date they'd be fun, not before though. My recent ex and i went to Dave and Busters. Had fun, she was mostly a stick in the mud though. My ex ex, she was pretty fun. I have to give her that. She was a good sport in all activities.

Why did you break up with the ex ex? I forget if you said why..

Well we shall see if I can do it. Might as well. Only live once.

She's 21 and on Tinder, just don't get your hopes up of her being "the one" and you should be fine.

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[MrSilverback]

Why did you break up with the ex ex? I forget if you said why..

She's 21 and on Tinder, just don't get your hopes up of her being "the one" and you should be fine.

Reading comprehension wasn't your forte' in school was it AJ? LOL

When did i ever say I at all hoped or even was entertaining the thought of her being "the one"?

[Legend1617]

I thought you had a girlfriend. what happened there? I thought you had lost your virginity with her too.

Last gf I had was like three years ago my friends wife's younger sister. I finally had a chance to get some action from a Italian chick but I didn't advance. I was to afraid of letting it happen to major insecurities on my part rose I was in good shape but I didn't feel like I could please her. I was not ready


Your probably thinking of Instant,he met a girl off here a few months ago and lost the v-card.