AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 350 Kg. She says that when her lover went down on her he found a dead cat. Mandy had sat on it and the cat had no luck.
Says Mandy, 25:
"Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. It wasn't even my kitten - I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing."
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Thread: Im done (WTF)
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01-07-2014, 01:37 AM #1just here for the banter
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Im done (WTF)
Last edited by Dozzyy; 01-07-2014 at 04:47 AM.
The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
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01-07-2014, 01:38 AM #2"Strong AVI"
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Fuk this gay earth. Jimmies rustled.
Anal brah
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01-07-2014, 01:38 AM #3
What dumbass would go down on that thing?? Ppl are stupid as phuck
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01-07-2014, 01:39 AM #4Registered User
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how the fuk would you even find her vag beneath all that
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01-07-2014, 01:40 AM #5Unregistered User
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The odor can lead you to it.Originally Posted by mikey78910
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01-07-2014, 01:41 AM #6Registered User
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Must be fake.
Spike92 is 15.
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01-07-2014, 01:42 AM #7Registered User
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It's true
Fat blobs can hide things in their fat
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01-07-2014, 01:42 AM #8Registered User
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I got the weirdest........
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01-07-2014, 01:42 AM #9just here for the banter
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300lb deadlift to lift up her belly to get to her vagOriginally Posted by mikey78910
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01-07-2014, 01:45 AM #10Registered User
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roll her in sherbet and phuck the fizzy spotOriginally Posted by mikey78910
Perhaps the heaviest things we lift and carry are not our weights, but our feels.
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01-07-2014, 01:45 AM #11But I got a few on
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I don't know who I am anymore
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01-07-2014, 01:45 AM #12death is the enemy
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350 lbs? Lol in on roll bread
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01-07-2014, 01:46 AM #13Hi my name is.......
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Now that is something i never ever wanted to picture mentally. Fukk you OP.Unofficial misc anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1ncADC9KM
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01-07-2014, 01:48 AM #14Kyle Sheridan
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Originally Posted by mikey78910
Actually he did find her pussy...780/425/805
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01-07-2014, 01:49 AM #15BRB Becoming a God.
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The most disturbing thing about this is why someone would go down on that.
Back with a vengeance.
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01-07-2014, 01:51 AM #16Off On a Journey Somwhere
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350kg= roughly 750lbsOriginally Posted by BericDondarrion
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01-07-2014, 01:52 AM #17
Mirin her bulk.
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01-07-2014, 01:53 AM #18Registered User
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I wonder if he body tried to absorb the cats nutrients like the Thing
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01-07-2014, 01:53 AM #19
hahahahhaha
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01-07-2014, 01:54 AM #20Fuk out da Whey
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01-07-2014, 01:58 AM #21FWMYKIGI
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Lost it, repped on sight.Originally Posted by Shane-0-Mac
Class of 2014. Investment banking, mergers and acquisitions. Small business owner. See my AMA.
Suited down every day.
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01-07-2014, 03:26 AM #22just here for the banter
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lmao dedOriginally Posted by Shane-0-Mac
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01-07-2014, 03:28 AM #23Banned
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I'm horny now
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01-07-2014, 03:29 AM #24Registered Abuser
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lmfao
Originally Posted by Amanda Simmons, AKA Mandy MountainUSAF - OEF CREW (x2)
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01-07-2014, 03:30 AM #25Huntin a bit of meat
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Well there goes my no fap
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01-07-2014, 03:32 AM #26Das it mane
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Her husband expected a different pussy nomsayin
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01-07-2014, 03:33 AM #27Banned
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is this real tea
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01-07-2014, 03:34 AM #28Registered User
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I'm guessing this wasn't because of the dead cat but rather the stench and sight of her hairy battle axe woundOriginally Posted by Dozzyy
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01-07-2014, 03:36 AM #29calf of peace
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probably hit his head on the fat roll when leaping back. brb using forklift to raise the folds. has to get claustrophobic down thereOriginally Posted by Hctap
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01-07-2014, 03:36 AM #30Registered User
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