How often do you wish you were a dude?

[vanillapudding]

and what would you do if you were a dude?

[TrainBetter]

Never!

[Hannah82]

[Cherrybomb2]

I'd drink beer with the guys
and chase after girls
i'd kick it with who I wanted and i'd never get confronted for it because.....


JK

I love being a girl.

[Michelle_Rose]

Never. Im too short to be man.

[itsagoodday]

If I were a dude, I'd totally post stupid sh*t on the female forum here.

[fitnesstrance]

and what would you do if you were a dude?

Well I would be able to put on more muscle in a shorter period of time.

Aside from that I can't think of anything!
I really love being who I am!

What about you vanillapudding? Answer your own question :-)

[Lou1se]

[MadCatLady]

I wouldn't want to be a dude. Their shoes are so boring.

[shesprints]

When my untrained brother beats my 400m PR, I fleetingly wish I were a dude.

But then realize that, as I would be competing against other dudes, I would still be just as untalented.

I did sort of wish I was a dude today because then I would have great upper body strength to beat up this guy who was annoying me. But whatever, I could probably take him as I am. And also, I shouldn't beat people up.

Actually, if I were a dude with that testosterone added to my natural Sicilian rage, I might be in prison right now.

But I will say that I envy male libido. I don't have much of a one and sexual fantasies seem like such a fun way to spend your time.

I also somewhat envy high male metabolism--or used to--though now I actually understand that eating exactly what you need probably feels the same for everyone, whether you're eating 2000 calories or 4000. Plus eating 4000 is costly.

[EvinHoll]

Every month for bout 3-5 days

[charlatte987]

Every month for bout 3-5 days

Ditto. Though for me just a tad longer when all my friends and family avoid me, as I'm too emotional to be around.

[thehobbes]

Every time I have some weird having to pee emergency. I always think damnit there's a little fake tree right over there, I could so get away with that.

[Songstress31]

Every month for bout 3-5 days

Best answer lmao

[superja]

Every month for bout 3-5 days

Oh hey you just won the internet.


For me? When it's a bajillion degrees outside and I apparently can't take my shirt off.

Also cheap haircuts.

[SkinCoffin]

Every month for bout 3-5 days

This.

but also

-when I have to go to nice social events and I'm not allowed to just wear jeans and a shirt like guys.. I need to go buy a god damn dress.
-wearing bras and wearing shirts. I wish I could go shirtless in summer without it being a public indecency charge because of my gender.
-never needing an excuse for being gross, too drunk, reckless, saying inappropriate things etc. because "boys will be boys"
-never getting looked at funny or or outright excluded when participating in a male-dominated activity
-comfy shoes, all the time.
-you know for sure none of your mates want to bang you (unless they are gay)

[Artemisia510b]

I'd want to be a dude for a limited period of time and then be able to change back to my normal female self. But I wouldn't want to be a dude permanently.

What would I do if I were a dude? Lift even heavier weights. Get pussy.

[courtzbv]

I wouldn't want to be a dude. Their shoes are so boring.

I wouldn't want to be a guy either but guys have amazing shoes! I much prefer buying guys sneakers, unless you are talking about high heels etc :P

[fitfinealways]

Well I don't want to be a dude but I wish I could do my hair as fast as them, don't have periods and don't have to worry about body hair removal.

[Samamo]

i'd drink beer with the guys
and chase after girls
i'd kick it with who i wanted and i'd never get confronted for it because.....


Jk

i love being a girl.

a++

[sonti]

LMAO @ 3-5 days.

Also, when giving birth, squatting naked pushing out a 9lb watermelon screaming my head off, while my husband was playing angry birds in the other room.

[FlyWeightPhenXX]

I don't. considering that building mass for women is more difficult than for guys.

It's like, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

We also have better orgasms anyways.

[JediRN]

I'd get a sex change operation... wait.. wot?

[schnauzers]

Um, never.

[sy2502]

I grew up in a sexist country, with sexist parents so I used to wish I was a guy. Now I realize I can do all the things a guy does PLUS all the things a woman does. Think about it, a woman that does "manly" stuff gets nowhere near as much crap as a guy doing "woman" stuff. So they are actually more limited in what they can do than us. So no I don't wish to be a guy at all.

[IronCitGrl]

I never wish I was a dude. I'd rather have a vagina than a penis and I like penises but it would be weird if I had one and liked them. HA!

[mrshester]

Every month for bout 3-5 days

LOL!! What i thought immediately! And when we get a good snow. Sucks that chicks can't write their name in the snow. Unless their name is Dot.

I would save so much money on shaving lotion and pads.

[KallieFit22]

Never, except for when its that time of the month ( aka right now ) which I wish never existed lol

[Myshell87]

Every time I have some weird having to pee emergency. I always think damnit there's a little fake tree right over there, I could so get away with that.

^^ this I was on the train the other week and honestly thought I was going to wet my pants. (thankfully I made it just in time, otherwise it would have been pretty embarrassing)
There's no way for a women to inconspicuously go to the bathroom.

[latebloomingmom]

If I were a dude, I'd totally post stupid sh*t on the female forum here.

hahahahha.....oh wait I already do that