My roommate beats his meat every night. wut do? (srs) help
I love in a tiny college dorm (any Miami University [ohio] brahs out there?) and we have a bunk bed in our room. I have a 300 pound greasy ass obese roommate. Every night when im in bed i feel the entire fukcing bed start shaking and his fat ass starts panting for 10 minutes. It is so ****ing awkward and i have no idea what to do. Then he suddenly stops for 2 minutes of silence. Of course like clockwork i hear him start eating his cosmic brownies and chips for the next 20 minutes, then he drinks a Gatorade and passes out, probably still covered in his semen.
What do brahs? Should i call him out in the processes or talk to him about it later? It's getting so annoying knowing this fat blob is masturbating literally 2 feet away from me.
***Update***
here is the pic of my roommate.
I decided next time hes fapping in bed, ill call him out on it, and I have top bunk for anyone wondering. last night i was working at new bar and i didn't get home till late as **** so he probably fapped before i got home.
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10-30-2013, 06:16 PM #1
My roommate beats his meat every night. wut do? (srs) help
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10-30-2013, 06:17 PM #2Registered User
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10-30-2013, 06:17 PM #3Registered User
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finish him off OP
Check your f****ng privilege bro
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10-30-2013, 06:18 PM #4
just stop being awkward and also fap
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10-30-2013, 06:19 PM #5Hotdog Octopus
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You think he finishes on the brownie?
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10-30-2013, 06:19 PM #6Registered User
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Call him out on it asap brah.
Its your room too. He needs to respect that chit. If he doesn't try to get a new roommate"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever." -Lance Armstrong
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10-30-2013, 06:19 PM #7Registered User
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Lol the replies
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10-30-2013, 06:19 PM #8Registered User
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He is comfortable around you. I would take that as a compliment towards your character. Seriously, would not mention it or things will get awkward fast.
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10-30-2013, 06:19 PM #9Omega
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I have no idea, OP. I don't think I could handle another person's sleeping schedule not matching mine perfectly and I wake up to every noise, let alone fapping, that would just be too much. So glad I never had to have a roommate in college. Got into a single room and retained it.
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10-30-2013, 06:19 PM #10Registered User
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Play this faintly enough for him to hear it, every time he does it.
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10-30-2013, 06:21 PM #11Registered User
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Ask him for the semen. It provides great exfoliation and hydration for your skin.
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10-30-2013, 06:21 PM #12Registered Loser
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this sounds like a good ideaOriginally Posted by TypeZero
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10-30-2013, 06:21 PM #13Let me ban bro
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Groceness.
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10-30-2013, 06:22 PM #14Registered User
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put your mouth over his cawk as he finishes *******
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10-30-2013, 06:22 PM #15Registered User
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climb down and stick finger in obese man's ass. trust me OP
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10-30-2013, 06:23 PM #16Banned
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offer him ur azz
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10-30-2013, 06:24 PM #17Sweet Prince of Paupers
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he can't fap if he's dead OP. You know what to do.
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10-30-2013, 06:24 PM #18Registered Natty
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Fukin lolOriginally Posted by nobiznessliftin
Age 39 lmfao
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10-30-2013, 06:24 PM #19Registered User
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come home when you know hes doing it, open the door and look him in the eyes, then whisper 'shh, its okay, jeff is gone now'
I started from the bottom and i am still relatively close to the bottom
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10-30-2013, 06:24 PM #20Hook 'em Horns
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race him...
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10-30-2013, 06:24 PM #21
lol'd @ goes to bed still covered in semen.
Tell him to do it in the shower OP.
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10-30-2013, 06:25 PM #22Registered User
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bunk beds....is this real life
are you in college or prison?
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10-30-2013, 06:26 PM #23I Like Cereal
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10-30-2013, 06:26 PM #24Bodybalder
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lold @ the thought of this
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10-30-2013, 06:26 PM #25
fat guys get horny too, what now? he can't masturbate? are you serious??
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10-30-2013, 06:26 PM #26Registered User
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That's disgusting. It is beyond me how you would even tolerate that more than once.
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10-30-2013, 06:28 PM #27MWC gif lord
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Start fapping to him fapping. It should make it plenty awkward so that it never happens again. I used to do this when my old roommate had sex. I just fapped louder and harder.
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10-30-2013, 06:29 PM #28Banned
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If you had to guess how big do you think his cawk is OP?
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10-30-2013, 06:29 PM #29
if you're sick of him doing it then do it for him.
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10-30-2013, 06:29 PM #30Registered User
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Loosen all the screws in the bunk bed, so when he starts fapping and shaking it, it falls apart.
That'll teach him.no homo
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