they look like the average skinnyfat male... its kind of embarrassing. You'd think they would be in great shape from all the sprints and agility exercises, but most of them look just terrible
brb gut sticks out farther than chest
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07-01-2013, 02:01 PM #1no homo
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Why do soccer players have bad physiques?
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07-01-2013, 02:03 PM #2seriously... no homo
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because povertyball is so beta, their test levels drop to dangerous levels and become small and gay
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07-01-2013, 02:03 PM #3F*ck Mike O'Hearn
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brb three players represent all soccer players.
brb
now look at this:
^^^you will never see a football player who looks like this. But in handegg they either look like that or are full of celltech.
amazing sport you got there. It's not even necessary to be in shape to play handegg.
I guess that's why it's so popular among fat ass Americans.Last edited by ace_gauntlit; 07-01-2013 at 02:13 PM.
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07-01-2013, 02:04 PM #4Registered User
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That's because they're endurance athletes OP, not american football players. Ever seen a marathon runners physique? Not exactly impressive.
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07-01-2013, 02:05 PM #5
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07-01-2013, 02:05 PM #6Coath
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Are they suppose to look like BB'ers. And great examples "bro"
A simple hello can lead to a million different things.
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07-01-2013, 02:05 PM #7Registered User
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07-01-2013, 02:05 PM #8Registered User
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Lol one of them is Peter Crouch, he's 6'7'', 99% of people who are that tall dont have good physiques.
I can post a ton of pictures of players with good physiques, but soccer is more about athleticism and stamina than actual strength.Facial Aesthethics Crew
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07-01-2013, 02:06 PM #9Registered User
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This thread will be interesting...
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07-01-2013, 02:06 PM #10
its true for most of them i agree
most are around %20 bf lol
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07-01-2013, 02:08 PM #11Registered User
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Luis Nani
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07-01-2013, 02:10 PM #13Registered User
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07-01-2013, 02:11 PM #14Registered User
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Same reason marathon runners are tiny. Carrying an extra 50 pounds of muscle for an entire game is exhausting, so their bodies adapt.
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07-01-2013, 02:11 PM #15Banned
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they dont lift
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07-01-2013, 02:11 PM #16Registered User
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Originally Posted by S4V4NT
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07-01-2013, 02:12 PM #17Registered User
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They are soccer players they are supposed to be skinny. They run like all phickkng day. But they have great endurance and athleticism. Plus a lot of en have good physiques. Look at cristiano ronaldo.
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07-01-2013, 02:12 PM #18hehe ty men
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other sports are just as bad, look at the amazing physique of the NHL's Alexander Ovechkin, 2 time player of the year, 3 time mvp and one of the best scoreres to play in a while
Or they amazing physique of sidney crosby
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07-01-2013, 02:14 PM #19Registered User
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Messi is a manlet. he is like 4 feet tall
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07-01-2013, 02:15 PM #20Registered User
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also the majority don't use celltech (SRS), football/soccer actually has proper random drug testingBreaking PR's daily. Feelsgoodman.jpg
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07-01-2013, 02:15 PM #21Registered User
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strong thread fail
a lot of them have near the "ideal" physique as far as females are concerned, chits been studied. Ofcourse there is examples of some with piss poor physiques but thats true for nearly all sports including dat american 'football'
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07-01-2013, 02:16 PM #22Registered User
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-low testosterone
-they dont lift
-they dont eat
and ****gy European culture promotes men being the same weight and size as women so they can wear each others clothes
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07-01-2013, 02:17 PM #23
inb4 AKINFENWA
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07-01-2013, 02:18 PM #24Registered User
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Age: 21Originally Posted by dajungle
Stats: 5'10", 163 lbs
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07-01-2013, 02:20 PM #25F*ck Mike O'Hearn
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Originally Posted by dajungle
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they make up for it by not being huge pussiesOriginally Posted by jasonjb
other sports are just as bad, look at the amazing physique of the NHL's Alexander Ovechkin, 2 time player of the year and one of the best scoreres to play in a while
Or they amazing physique of sidney crosby
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07-01-2013, 02:22 PM #27Registered User
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Those skinny soccer players get more puss than any other pro athletes.Originally Posted by dajungle
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07-01-2013, 02:23 PM #28hehe ty men
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the two sports are completely different *******, brb comparing a contact sport that allows hitting and fights to a mostly non contact one. This is a thread about how they look anywaysOriginally Posted by dajungle
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these aren't pros.....If you're trying to suggest the average NFL player is fat like this than just lol. Besides, I'm a Canadian hockey fan but I think its hilarious how people who love soccer automatically attack American football when their sport is attacked. dat little man complexOriginally Posted by ace_gauntlit
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07-01-2013, 02:24 PM #30F*ck Mike O'Hearn
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surely you would walk an injury like this easily off, right?Originally Posted by dajungle
they make up for it by not being huge pussies
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