I don't understand why any guy would have a female friend

[Ronceiro]

I'm not talking about a fukkbuddy or a female acquaintance who sets you up with her friends because they obviously have their uses. I'm talking about having a platonic female friend who you hang out with on the regular.

I just don't see the point of female friends, wouldneverhaveone/10


brb can't have a decent conversation about anything ever thanks to woman logic
brb boring, no interests apart from social media, shoes, celebrity gossip and TV
brb can't chill with them as they're annoying/emotional as fukk
brb they lower the positive vibe/tone of any setting just by being there
brb can't enjoy a film, sports game, or TV show because you have to explain everything to them every 3.50 seconds
brb they suck at any hobby you have and will only hold you back if you try to do the activity with them


Also look at females on the misc. None of them are funny, none of them are logical and none of them post original, thoughtful content.



Plus the kind of guys I see with female friends are all like this








Those guys don't like the female for her personality, they just hang around her in the hope that someday she'll magically fall in love with them (lol, just lol)




























cliffs:

-why the fukk would anyone have a female friend (that isn't a fukkbuddy or someone who sets you up with her friends), totally pointless

[Foreverbulker]

cringe at the first picture haha

[BusterBluth]

cringe at the first picture haha

Well, he's got a great view up her skirt so it isn't like he's getting nothing out of it.

[Derp1na]

brb can't have a decent conversation about anything ever thanks to woman logic
brb boring, no interests apart from social media, shoes, celebrity gossip and TV
brb can't chill with them as they're annoying/emotional as fukk
brb they lower the positive vibe/tone of any setting just by being there
brb can't enjoy a film, sports game, or TV show because you have to explain everything to them every 3.50 seconds
brb they suck at any hobby you have and will only hold you back if you try to do the activity with them

[Ronceiro]

Also look at females on the misc. None of them are funny, none of them are logical and none of them post original, thoughtful content.

^^
Case in point.

[rnkx]

The thing is that all of those men actually want to have intercourse with those women but they don't have enough social skills. The women know that these men are interested, but they themselves are not interested. Instead of plain rejecting them they use them under the "friendship" tag for their own intrests.

[Derp1na]

^^
Case in point.

not supposed to be funny

you're an idiot if you actually think that

[Beararms]

I know maybe 3 women I would consider friends. The rest are just chicks I know. Ones who shot me down or tried to throw the friend crap at me I stop talking to them. I really don't talk to women just to be "friends". Got plenty of those already.

[samir316]

0 female friends crew.

Not sure why this is... the only females around me are mom, sis and g/f... along with some exes who are orbiting me (pathetically).

[CitizenZERO]

I have two females in my close group of friends, on of which I've been friends with for over ten years and is the fiancée of another one of my best mates. She's a bit unreliable but still funnier than most guys I know.

[Ronceiro]

not supposed to be funny

you're an idiot if you actually think that

Strong reading the part about "original, thoughtful content"
Strong comprehension. Maybe you should turn up to school instead of skipping to waste your time on the misc (srs)



Also this is a perfect example of "brb they lower the positive vibe/tone of any setting just by being there"

wouldnotbeyourfriend/10, even if you had an adult older sister to set me up with

[J2BDifferent]

Networking Bruh.

I've had some decent conversations with females. (Not all of them are stupid) inb4 WK

Keep people that like you, around. Never know when that person can be of use.

[WanabeAesthetic]

lol some females provide lols, granted a lot are annoying as fuaaaa. If there's no feelings other than friendship & they don't see you as an outlet just a source of fun shiiett good

[LaudyBrah]

I actually have 7 girls I'd consider friends that me and my boys hang and go out to party with every weekend... 1. Like you said they introduce you to their cute friends and make great wingmen literally don't have to try and get pussy sometimes
2. Bouncers are more likely to let you in if you bring cute girls with you
3. Get them to get a beta to buy them a drink and take the drink etc...
personally I just like them, proly the only group of girls I've ever met that can genuinely make me laugh, most of them are 7/10 and up but I just see them as one of the boys now

[LoliconBrah]

I don't think all women are useless for intelligent conversation. I sometimes hang out with a few college grad girls who are genuinely interested in politics and the economy etc. I just treat them as if they were male, though it probably helps that they aren't particularly attractive.

[skinnycnt]

Imagine how great it must be to be gay, brb can get all a woman is good for while chilling with your bro








No homo

[TheKilboBBC]

I can confirm. I am assh*le who uses female acquaintances to be introduced to hot girls

Jokes aside, my best friend is actually a female. I've known her since I was basically still sperm we've known each other that long. The rest are just keys to meet their hot friends

Similar situation, except its a long-time co-worker who serves as an excellent wingman in the sense that other woman gravitate towards us... But all the negatives pointed out by Opie, sadly, are true... Gotta take the good with the bad in order to get the bennies.

[MichelleLnne]

reported for being sexist/offensive

[Lentilsbrah]

wot bout a tomboy op?

brb playing skyrim and matching stats with her

[nfassben]

I have one female that has had a boyfriend for 8 years, she's made sexual innuendos a few times at me but I've ignored/shot down

Not physically attracted to her. She's in my friend zone. Cool chick though.

[Ronceiro]

I actually have 7 girls I'd consider friends that me and my boys hang and go out to party with every weekend... 1. Like you said they introduce you to their cute friends and make great wingmen literally don't have to try and get pussy sometimes
2. Bouncers are more likely to let you in if you bring cute girls with you
3. Get them to get a beta to buy them a drink and take the drink etc...
personally I just like them, proly the only group of girls I've ever met that can genuinely make me laugh, most of them are 7/10 and up but I just see them as one of the boys now

Using them to get drinks off betas and to get good treatment from bouncers...intredasting, I like it

reported for being sexist/offensive

reported for being a waste of space

Imagine how great it must be to be gay, brb can get all a woman is good for while chilling with your bro

No homo

LOL but if you're gay you won't even be able to enjoy all a woman is good for (sex) cos that doesn't get you going

wot bout a tomboy op?

brb playing skyrim and matching stats with her

brb hairy armpit feminists...nothanksjeff

I don't think all women are useless for intelligent conversation. I sometimes hang out with a few college grad girls who are genuinely interested in politics and the economy etc. I just treat them as if they were male, though it probably helps that they aren't particularly attractive.

again, hairy armpit feminists.

[MatSalleh]

Girls are actually pretty funny. All guy groups should have that token female who says stupid women logic things which we can all gang up on. Basically their stupidity brings the lulz.

[CraigC1982]

Jesus, where do you guys even meet these fuking awful women? Some of my best friends are female, usually through work etc, they act just like the guys, have the same disgusting conversations, and get treated exactly the same.

[SlootFlute]

Believe it or not misc, there's actually some pretty cool/funny chicks that you can be friends with srs

[ispy]

reported for being sexist/offensive

[PeenutButtah]

THANK GOD, you finally changed that avi.

But srs I agree OP, I have a few female friends but after a couple hours of hanging out with them I get sick of their gossiping and constant need to have words coming out of their mouth, regardless of how pointless they may be.

[ratt1ehead]

I have always known this.

My outlook on life pertaining to females: If you're not family or someone I'm going to fck, I don't want anything to do with you.

[Beararms]

Jesus, where do you guys even meet these fuking awful women? Some of my best friends are female, usually through work etc, they act just like the guys, have the same disgusting conversations, and get treated exactly the same.

If I don't find them attractive sure. If I think they look good I wont be friends with them.

[Time2bringitout]

lol at the 3rd pic!!!!

[LikeEmThik]

lol 90% of guys would probably massage her feet...