seriously it brings a girl from a 9/10 or 10/10 to like a 5/10
absolutely disgusting
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03-11-2013, 02:14 AM #1Registered User
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Girls that fart is the ultimate turn-off
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03-11-2013, 02:17 AM #2Registered User
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i know this feel op rite?
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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03-11-2013, 02:17 AM #3Big Black Hawk
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if a girl farts in front of you on purpose then she likes it in the pooper srs
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03-11-2013, 02:17 AM #4
yeah , i know.
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03-11-2013, 02:26 AM #5Registered User
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Pretty much, of course I don't even like when they are taking a dump in the same building. Turn the damn fan on so I don't have to hear it plop.
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03-11-2013, 02:30 AM #6Registered User
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fuaarrrk this man, was in bed with a girl and she got out to use the bathroom and left the door open WHILE SHE TOOK A CHIT. was dead silent and was trying to sleep and heard one *plop*. JUMPED out of bed, slammed the bathroom door, put clothes on and drove to get a pack of cigarettes because I didn't want to be anywhere near that ****.Originally Posted by woofermazing
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A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance.
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03-11-2013, 02:34 AM #7Registered User
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Girls aren't allowed to fart, burp or chit.
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03-11-2013, 02:41 AM #8Registered User
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Caught my girlfriend pooping so I broke up with her.. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bish u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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03-11-2013, 02:44 AM #9Da juice is loose!
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yeah and girls that burp...
We freaks baby.
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03-11-2013, 02:44 AM #10Platinum Account User
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HAHAHAHA I'm one sick phuck for laughing at every fart that land whale unleashed lol!! Repped.Originally Posted by keopa
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03-11-2013, 02:51 AM #11Registered User
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What the ****? This bitch/dude got a dick! Now tis is a bitch. There are lots of dudes that would stick a dick you this dude's ass. he/she better never go to prison cause this ass would be busted wide open by the cons.Originally Posted by keopa
yeah , i know.
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10-01-2014, 08:08 AM #12Registered User
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I sense some sexist douchebags who can't man up and accept natural bodily functions coming from a female body. This is really sad. A girl burping, farting, or pooping doesn't change the way she looks; and shouldn't get in the way of a relationship. Her fart or burp shouldn't be a turn-off either. Something in a woman turning me off would be her developing an unpleasant or inappropriate personality, not releasing bodily gas something EVERYONE does. It's 100X more mature to laugh with her or come up with a pickup line to make her feel less embarrassed, rather than blurt out "Ew! You're so gross! Girls shouldn't fart!" Plus to me, I consider it funny and cute when a girl does that stuff so I'd say "That's my girl." or "Dat ass." Girls are just as human as us dudes, and should be treated as such.
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10-01-2014, 08:09 AM #13Sikhunt
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strong bump ******* kunt
u wat m9
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10-01-2014, 08:14 AM #14Banned
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Then never ever get married Op. Your wife will not only fart in front of you, around you, or in some cases on you. She will also chit, and take pisses with the door open while conducting a conversation with you. Hell I was just on the phone with my wife, and she get's quiet, so I ask her what's wrong..."Nothing, I'm pooping, and my belly hurts.".
If a girl farts in front of you, then you're in brah...she's officially really comfortable with you.
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10-17-2014, 07:04 AM #15Registered User
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That comment and picture is making me laugh my ass off so much.Originally Posted by glenn777
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10-17-2014, 07:05 AM #16Registered User
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Ultimate turn-on, IMO, it can turn a girl from a 8/10 to a 9/10.
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10-17-2014, 07:06 AM #17GO HEAVY OR GO HOME!!!
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My wife rips ass all the time. She thinks its funny, but when I counter strike its quite deadly
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10-17-2014, 07:07 AM #18Registered User
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I dont mind, but thats only because the only times my GF ever farts around me are right after I rammed the poop shoot and as she says she "just cant hold them in" lol
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10-17-2014, 07:07 AM #19Crohns Bro
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But if they don't fart, how do you suck the farts out of their angus?
Last edited by JDizleSwoleizle; 10-17-2014 at 07:13 AM.
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10-17-2014, 07:09 AM #20Misc Geezer Group
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Originally Posted by newleaseonlife
Absolutely... my wife sounds like a foghorn every morning!
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10-17-2014, 07:14 AM #21RIP BalconyBrah
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ITT misc realizes everyone is at heart really just a bag of chit
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10-17-2014, 07:21 AM #22Registered User
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Whilst I agree girls should not do in front of us, all girls fart...ffs its a natural thing!
tbh it doesnt bother me. My wife has an amazing arse and farts all the time, I have no hesitation in licking her angus at every opportunity.
Its not like "if I dont hear it, it doesnt happen". You girl farts. Deal with it.
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10-17-2014, 07:25 AM #23I hope we all make it.
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Got over this crap at like 17 lol.
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10-17-2014, 07:27 AM #24Somebody's husband
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This.Originally Posted by JungleJenetics
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10-17-2014, 07:28 AM #25Registered User
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Hahahhha laughed hard reading that. Glad you take pride in your wife's poop particals.Originally Posted by londonirish
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10-17-2014, 07:28 AM #26ZMA
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lol this. All that's important to me if is she practices good hygiene after she finishes her bathroom breaks.Originally Posted by JungleJenetics
Its whatever if I walk by and hear them pooping or whatever, its the bathroom, they gotta do their business, just spray before I have to use the bathroom. Then let me blow up the toilet after.STEAM: rangetsu1 | SC: jonnyboiiir | IG: jonnyreyes12
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10-17-2014, 07:29 AM #27Registered User
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Only I'm allowed to fart in the relationship. If she farts she gets slammed with a 10 fine and a pack of biscuits thrown at her head.
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10-17-2014, 07:32 AM #28Registered User
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same with burping to me
this one time i was talking thiss hbb and she burped mid convo and then kept talking like nothing happened
no excuse me nothin, felt like the whole stopped when that bish did that
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10-17-2014, 07:32 AM #29Registered User
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Fuking lolOriginally Posted by londonirish
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10-17-2014, 07:56 AM #30Homeless Miscer
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If a girl ever poops, farts or burps, I immediately go NC.
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